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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on May 19, 2019 22:20:26 GMT -5
what do you do? they just killed you. like literally killed you. their pinata is drenched in your soul. how do you proceed? don't let them do that to you
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Post by romanstylesiii on May 19, 2019 22:58:57 GMT -5
Well, i probably won't attend another one of their house parties
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on May 19, 2019 23:09:06 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 19, 2019 23:23:41 GMT -5
... I mean nothing cause I'm dead... but my ghost might thank them I no longer have to be aware of the terrible mess that the WWE is at the moment  but again dead |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on May 20, 2019 0:40:37 GMT -5
Bold of you to assume I didn't ask Lucha House Party to kill me knowing that my soul would come to haunt their pinata and then allow me to speak to them through it and convince them to do crimes.
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Post by Perd on May 20, 2019 0:47:38 GMT -5
They put the fun in funeral. Just kidding, they don’t put the fun in anything.
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Post by DSR on May 20, 2019 1:41:41 GMT -5
I'm assuming that my soul inhabits the pinata now, so I guess I'd go star in a sequel to that dumb pinata horror movie from a long time ago.
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 20, 2019 1:45:16 GMT -5
They put the fun in funeral. Just kidding, they don’t put the fun in anything. They put the "fu" in my mouth when they're on tv. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 20, 2019 2:34:51 GMT -5
Inform kalisto that wasnt a very good lucha thing.
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Post by Cyno on May 20, 2019 2:49:23 GMT -5
In my death throes, I summon the Great White Hope to avenge my demise.
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Post by eJm on May 20, 2019 5:38:41 GMT -5
Don’t worry, I’ll unmask myself and reveal I WAS GRAN METALLIK ALL ALONG!
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 20, 2019 6:13:00 GMT -5
Bold of you to assume I didn't ask Lucha House Party to kill me knowing that my soul would come to haunt their pinata and then allow me to speak to them through it and convince them to do crimes. Do you breathe ether in three lethal amounts |
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Post by government mule on May 20, 2019 6:51:45 GMT -5
Kick out of the inevitable pinfall attempt.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2019 22:34:32 GMT -5
They seem like really cool guys, but if i get killed by them I'm definitely wallowing in shame for a few centuries.
Have fun with that, whomever lives near my demise.
"I ever tell you the time 3 generic luchadors murdered me?"
".... you know I'm kalisto, right? I mean, I'm inexplicably wearing my wrestling gear at home for nobodies benefit. You have to know it's me"
"So there i was, telling rey mysterio how much i enjoyed his work. When he got really angry and stabbbed me...Wow! You do a great Mysterio impression!"
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Post by Chiral on May 20, 2019 22:47:46 GMT -5
I've been ready for main villain ultra powerful ultra evil Lucha House Party for a while now so my ghost would be like "yall do this evil shit on the shows while also doing the good lucha things
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2019 9:34:37 GMT -5
you have to haunt them and do hair dryer in the bathtub-like stunts to get revenge
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 21, 2019 10:00:51 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 21, 2019 11:55:49 GMT -5
I would sleep.
With the fishes.
While wearing concrete shoes.
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Post by repomark on May 21, 2019 12:02:55 GMT -5
They killed me. I likely lie there lifelessy whilst someone calls the police.
Bystander: “Hello 911?”
Police: “Yes - what is the crime you would like to report?”
Bystander: “Murder. There is a guy lying here dead, please hurry.”
Police: “Did you see what happened?”
Bystander: “yes I cannot tell a lie - these three guys in masks did it.”
Police: “what weapon did they use? Press 1 for Knife? Press 2 for Gun? Press 3 for Lead pipe? Press 4 for Candlestick? Press 5 for Other
Bystander: “they used shitty 80s frankly racist comedy man. It was horrible.”
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 21, 2019 12:13:53 GMT -5
I wish you'd put "don't let them do that to you" earlier in the post before I allowed them in my house. THANKS A LOT, JERK.
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