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Post by Paul on May 28, 2019 12:16:05 GMT -5
The Winslows never lock their front door despite living in Chicago.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 28, 2019 12:21:03 GMT -5
People putting their hands around supposedly hot beverages and taking big gulps from obviously empty cups annoys me a disproportionate amount I often wondered why they don’t just use real tea... All the bathroom breaks would throw off the shooting schedule.
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Post by Paul on May 28, 2019 15:56:26 GMT -5
I often wondered why they don’t just use real tea... All the bathroom breaks would throw off the shooting schedule. Yeah, I imagine as a director that would get really annoying.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 28, 2019 17:22:41 GMT -5
Nobody cares about the unnamed evil henchmen when they get brutally murdered by the protagonist. What about them? What about their families? What about their life insurance plan? My girlfriend and I noticed that particularly for The Equalizer 2. Denzel Washington essentially plays a serial killer. I remember I once spent many months heavily invested in comic stuff and the DCAU, and these were mostly heroes who didn't kill people AT ALL, even villains like Joker, and then I watched a James Bond movie and he just straight up murders random f***ers left and right and I became very alarmed about the moral codes of my movie heroes...
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on May 28, 2019 17:29:38 GMT -5
there seems to be an usually large amount of people who become architects on sitcoms
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Post by arrogantmodel on May 28, 2019 18:11:38 GMT -5
there seems to be an usually large amount of people who become architects on sitcoms A lot of tv shows and movies make being an advertising executive look glamorous. Like...why? It's a job. You're coming up with print ads and commercials. They make it seem like if you're in advertising, you've got it made. I imagine it pays ok, but why is that the "sexy" job always used in movies and tv.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 28, 2019 18:17:47 GMT -5
If Jerry Seinfeld was successful in Seinfeld. Sure, he was doing the Tonight Show, had a pilot and bought his dad a Caddy but he also bounced a cheque at the bodega (how much could that have been?) his friends and parents encourage him to quit comedy, no one seems to think he’s funny.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on May 28, 2019 18:23:04 GMT -5
I always laugh on Saved By The Bell when the kids have endless time in between classes to hang out in the hallways talking for 10 minute stretches before they casually walk off to their next class instead of rushing from one class to the next because they only have a few minutes to get form one end of the school to another with maybe 30 seconds to swap out books and papers in their locker if they're lucky. Even though I generally had to get from say, the basement of one building to the second floor of a different one in the four minute passing period, I always felt I had plenty of time to swap books at my locker and leisurely catch up with friends in the halls. To be far, I also participated in locker shares with my friends, so whatever materials I needed for the next class were always conveniently nearby ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) My senior year, I never actually used the locker assigned to me. I was assigned one on the first floor of the main building. But I had first period in the basement of the technology building, second in the second floor of the main building, lunch in the basement of the main, third in the second of main again, and fourth in an outside portable.
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Post by fw91 on May 28, 2019 18:34:22 GMT -5
If my math is right, Danny Tanner was practically a teen father and in college when he had DJ. How did he and his wife manage so well to be able to buy a house?
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Post by Shark on May 28, 2019 18:38:18 GMT -5
How are Phoebe (and to a lesser extent Joey) able to spend so much money and time in a coffee shop when they invariably never have a stable income?? I remember they had an episode (2nd season I think) where that was the very issue, but don't think it was ever brought up again, except maybe I think they said Joey borrows a lot from Chandler, Phoebe I don't know... maybe cooks meth? I think Joey worked steadily enough that he was able to still have money in addition to mooching off Chandler and Monica and Rachel. Phoebe did also work at a massage parlor so she had a steady income. I love Lucy Most of the jokes and storylines are relatively timeless and easy to get even if you were born way after this era, but there was always one joke that left me going “huh?” Lucy mentions that her babysitter’s name was something, then she married some guy named Sears and Ricky goes “you don’t think her first husband’s name wasn’t...? Nah!” That always perplexed me too, but I think it may have been referencing Sears & Roebuck which is what the company was known as back then. So the joke, I assume, was she married a Sears and a Roebuck.
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Post by wildojinx on May 30, 2019 15:54:36 GMT -5
The Simpsons always eat breakfast at the kitchen table but they eat dinner in the dining room. Why wouldnt they eat both Breakfast and Dinner in the same room? Usually, the only time my family would use the dining room would be when guests are over.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 3, 2019 16:52:33 GMT -5
Police shows
People can look up everything you bought on your credit card.
Can they? I mean just by asking the credit card company?
I have a credit card, and I’ve work in retail behind a credit card machine.
The bill only shows where you spent your money and how much you charged but it doesn’t say what every single item scanned was. You have to ask the store for that.
If I ordered a movie off of vivid or brazzers, wouldn’t it just say Brazzers/vivid/indiscreet fake company name? not
$4.99 anal explosion 5
Also, I’ve seen this finally brought up
Read on cracked You need one minute to trace the call If you prank call 911, can’t they find you immediately?
Community If you’re a cop, you have to tell me? Abed: Why would I answer that?
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Post by agent817 on Jun 3, 2019 23:36:03 GMT -5
The plot involving two dates in one night. It does not hurt to reschedule one of them for the following night or another day. Sure, some women might misconstrue it as flaking or something, but postponing it isn't really that big of a deal.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 4, 2019 2:51:27 GMT -5
Sex in TV and film is so weird and gross.
Usually a couple will start making out and suddenly they're banging. We rarely see the guy look for a condom or anything... maybe it's possible birth control like the pill is being used but that brings up another thing. After the guy jizzes, he and the woman just lay there. No washing up or going to the toilet. Ewwwww. Then there's gay sex. If two dudes are having sex, they never use lube. WTF
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 4, 2019 3:00:38 GMT -5
The Simpsons always eat breakfast at the kitchen table but they eat dinner in the dining room. Why wouldnt they eat both Breakfast and Dinner in the same room? Usually, the only time my family would use the dining room would be when guests are over. They eat dinner in the kitchen plenty. It’s probably pretty split evenly but I’d say they’re in the dining room only when company is there. Even if it’s just Grandpa.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 4, 2019 9:46:04 GMT -5
Sex in TV and film is so weird and gross. Usually a couple will start making out and suddenly they're banging. We rarely see the guy look for a condom or anything... maybe it's possible birth control like the pill is being used but that brings up another thing. After the guy jizzes, he and the woman just lay there. No washing up or going to the toilet. Ewwwww. Then there's gay sex. If two dudes are having sex, they never use lube. WTF And they lie in bed with the covers in an awkward L shape so they cover her breasts. And they never show anyone taking off their socks.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jun 4, 2019 14:33:04 GMT -5
Somehow I don't think the pizza guy's manager is gonna think that was an acceptable form of payment regardless of how little cash that woman had. To be fair, it was his first day and she did ask for extra sausage.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 5, 2019 3:14:52 GMT -5
Man walks into a bar and orders “a beer”..
Bartender gives him a glass or bottle of beer, without asking the man “what brand?” first.
Oh the man will ask for a specific brand if it’s obvious product placement of course.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jun 5, 2019 6:39:30 GMT -5
Man walks into a bar and orders “a beer”.. Bartender gives him a glass or bottle of beer, without asking the man “what brand?” first. Oh the man will ask for a specific brand if it’s obvious product placement of course. You mean you've never had "Beer"? ![](https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/image/upload/w_150,h_300,c_pad,d_beer_img_default.png,f_auto/beer_7987)
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 6, 2019 5:44:57 GMT -5
Sex in TV and film is so weird and gross. Usually a couple will start making out and suddenly they're banging. We rarely see the guy look for a condom or anything... maybe it's possible birth control like the pill is being used but that brings up another thing. After the guy jizzes, he and the woman just lay there. No washing up or going to the toilet. Ewwwww. Then there's gay sex. If two dudes are having sex, they never use lube. WTF They never use lube in TV sex period. The only only time I ever recall it being mentioned aside from characters joking about it was Super Bad when Jonah Hill throws out Michael Cera’s spermicidal lube.
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