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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on May 28, 2019 10:07:15 GMT -5
Shane looked like he just wrestled a 60 minute Ironman match wrapped in Saran Wrap with 100 pound weights around his waist.
He in actuality threw a few punches and did a triangle choke
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Post by Bad Moon on May 28, 2019 10:22:10 GMT -5
I blame HHH for this. Vince only ever physically bullied women and midgets, but then when Hunter became an on screen authority as well he started pulling this nonsense, but you'd give him the benefit of a doubt cause he'd been a wrestler. Then Stephanie starts imitating HHH and doing the same thing in her feud with the Bellas, and now Shane is doing it. You can almost hear him saying it with his dumb voice and his dumb nose. "The heel-uh, should still be-uh, an believable asskicker, even when he he's the boss-uh."
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 28, 2019 10:59:45 GMT -5
I get did a chuckle out of Renee calling Shane's cardio the best in the business a couple weeks ago. Her finest moment on commentary. Tony Nese: "Hold my protein shake."
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Post by realist on May 28, 2019 13:47:09 GMT -5
I get did a chuckle out of Renee calling Shane's cardio the best in the business a couple weeks ago. Her finest moment on commentary. I hope that Shane sees a doctor soon. That amount of tiredness from so little exertion is not normal and usually indicative of underlying medical conditions. I am honestly scared that dude will drop dead on live TV. I remember about a year ago, people on this very board were making note of Roman Reigns appearing chubby and lethargic, and that turned out to be something serious. Shane needs a wellness test, and unfortunately, McMahons and part-timers are exempt.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 28, 2019 16:02:50 GMT -5
I get did a chuckle out of Renee calling Shane's cardio the best in the business a couple weeks ago. Her finest moment on commentary. I hope that Shane sees a doctor soon. That amount of tiredness from so little exertion is not normal and usually indicative of underlying medical conditions. I am honestly scared that dude will drop dead on live TV. I remember about a year ago, people on this very board were making note of Roman Reigns appearing chubby and lethargic, and that turned out to be something serious. Shane needs a wellness test, and unfortunately, McMahons and part-timers are exempt. Didn't he have Diverticulitis a while back? I don't wanna play armchair doctor but look how pink Lesnar has been after 2 minutes of work ever since he came back from that.
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Post by Some Guy on May 28, 2019 16:55:35 GMT -5
I blame HHH for this. Vince only ever physically bullied women and midgets, but then when Hunter became an on screen authority as well he started pulling this nonsense, but you'd give him the benefit of a doubt cause he'd been a wrestler. Then Stephanie starts imitating HHH and doing the same thing in her feud with the Bellas, and now Shane is doing it. You can almost hear him saying it with his dumb voice and his dumb nose. "The heel-uh, should still be-uh, an believable asskicker, even when he he's the boss-uh." Vince's competition skill wildly depended on the moment. He looked like a serious threat to prime Triple H in 1999 in a horrible 30 minute match. He was competitive with CM Punk in 2012 as Punk needed to cheat to get advantages on him (which was inexplicable). He was at various points competitive with Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, and so forth. The McMahons love making themselves look like badasses whenever they feel like doing so.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2019 17:09:32 GMT -5
I hope that Shane sees a doctor soon. That amount of tiredness from so little exertion is not normal and usually indicative of underlying medical conditions. I am honestly scared that dude will drop dead on live TV. I remember about a year ago, people on this very board were making note of Roman Reigns appearing chubby and lethargic, and that turned out to be something serious. Shane needs a wellness test, and unfortunately, McMahons and part-timers are exempt. Didn't he have Diverticulitis a while back? I don't wanna play armchair doctor but look how pink Lesnar has been after 2 minutes of work ever since he came back from that. I've been of the mindset that Brock knows he can't do UFC. Esp. Clean. His was real bad, they removed part of his intestines, you don't go back to trading high powered kicks and punches after that. It also explains his naps in multimans. I don't think he's as evil and lazy (Ambrose asise) as we make him out to be, I don't think he can do work that long. Shane, somethings definitely up unless he is, like a teenager, only working on size w literally 0 cardio. I sweat easily, but it's over active glands, I don't turn beat red and pant, and I only workout enough to avoid that type of conditioning.
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Post by arrogantmodel on May 28, 2019 17:28:56 GMT -5
Look, I loved Shane in the Attitude Era. Dude was batshit, taking crazy bumps and jumping off the Titantron and doing elbow drops through the announce table. But now, dude...it's over. You can be in good shape for your age, but he was gone for a long time. You can't go back to abusing your body like that anymore.
And I remember reports that Shane was the measuring stick back in the day, with the higher ups telling the wrestlers, "If the owner's son is willing to kill himself, you should be too." Which is absurd.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 28, 2019 17:37:19 GMT -5
He REALLY doesn’t want a “Shane McMahon is a bitch” thread. Well, he just might get a "Shane McMahon is too OP" thread very soon. He has been too OP since Crown Jewel. It just doesn't warrant a thread because what's to discuss? It's garbage. And if the writing at the minute is to be believed, he won BOTH the matches with a newly turned, actually over babyface Miz. It's mind-boggling, and he was massively OP even before that.
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Post by eJm on May 28, 2019 17:40:50 GMT -5
Well, he just might get a "Shane McMahon is too OP" thread very soon. He has been too OP since Crown Jewel. It just doesn't warrant a thread because what's to discuss? It's garbage. And if the writing at the minute is to be believed, he won BOTH the matches with a newly turned, actually over babyface Miz. It's mind-boggling, and he was massively OP even before that. Here’s the thing about Crown Jewel. You could have done an angle where Shane was growing more cocky and power mad from the fact he won the trophy and Miz would be trying to ground him because he knows what it’s like to be someone who obsesses over power and gold over everything else. It fails and leads more to the feud. The problem is that he won the tournament in two minutes after replacing someone, was called “Best in the world” and everyone was supposed to take him seriously as the tournament winner!Anyway, Braun beat both Miz and Shane at Survivor Series so he’s the true Best in the World to me. Yes, I know that wasn’t an actually defended thing but I don’t care.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2019 19:25:11 GMT -5
I'm a bit confused why that feud is on both Raw and Smackdown every single week. Not much of a wild card when its the same motherf***ers switching back and forth every night, is it?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 28, 2019 22:11:42 GMT -5
Remember say less than 6 years back when Shane was nowhere to be seen&the general consensus was that if he was around/had some say things would be much better?
Whoops.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2019 23:05:11 GMT -5
Remember when it would be embarrassing to lose to Shane?
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Post by Evil Homer on May 28, 2019 23:19:15 GMT -5
I absolutely loved his matches against Blackman & Angle - this dude did amazing for a non wrestler . Man if he had proper in ring training from an early age , I think he could have been a legit superstar. But now he is not looking good out there , I hope for his own sake he stops wrestling
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