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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 9, 2019 10:24:09 GMT -5
I've been feeling a weird growth at the bottom of my armpit for a little while now, and I never paid it much attention since it wasn't the scary kind of growth; I just assume it was a mole or something. But today, out of curiosity, I decided to have a look at it in the mirror and won't you know it, it was weirdly pink, and then I noticed an areola around it. It's a bloody nipple.
Real f'n cute, my body. I already have no use for the regular two nipples, the f*** am I supposed to do with a third one on my armpit? Shoot lasers out of it?
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wakko
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BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on Jun 9, 2019 11:08:52 GMT -5
It spits out soda and other lovely beverages. Quench your friends thirst.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jun 9, 2019 12:08:04 GMT -5
Now you just need to get a gun made of gold and everything will come full circle.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 9, 2019 12:17:37 GMT -5
It spits out soda and other lovely beverages. Quench your friends thirst. Your avatar accurately depicts my reaction to this proposal. |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 9, 2019 12:29:12 GMT -5
he's a witch, melt him with water!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 12:47:11 GMT -5
Ah you have a nubbin then? Okay dokey
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 9, 2019 13:50:10 GMT -5
Wait until you see where the fourth one is hiding
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jun 9, 2019 14:09:43 GMT -5
Be careful. It's my understanding that a lot of times third nipples are actually sentient parasitic aliens that are slowly taking over your body in preparation of a full planetary invasion. Always check with your doctor on these matters.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 9, 2019 15:00:06 GMT -5
Be careful. It's my understanding that a lot of times third nipples are actually sentient parasitic aliens that are slowly taking over your body in preparation of a full planetary invasion. Always check with your doctor on these matters. but what if the doctor is an alien? sure we all know of the one with the blue phone box, but he may have an as yet unidentified evil twin who is charge of the take over of earth? |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jun 9, 2019 15:03:45 GMT -5
Be careful. It's my understanding that a lot of times third nipples are actually sentient parasitic aliens that are slowly taking over your body in preparation of a full planetary invasion. Always check with your doctor on these matters. but what if the doctor is an alien? sure we all know of the one with the blue phone box, but he may have an as yet unidentified evil twin who is charge of the take over of earth? Just tell the doctor that you need to verify that they don't also have a third nipple. Most doctors will agree to this as long as it is covered by your insurance. |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 9, 2019 15:07:49 GMT -5
but what if the doctor is an alien? sure we all know of the one with the blue phone box, but he may have an as yet unidentified evil twin who is charge of the take over of earth? Just tell the doctor that you need to verify that they don't also have a third nipple. Most doctors will agree to this as long as it is covered by your insurance. my doctor is a woman, I'm not allowed to ask that question again. |
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Post by California Superstar on Jun 9, 2019 16:29:24 GMT -5
Now you just need to get a gun made of gold and everything will come full circle. Does he charge a million a shot? |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 9, 2019 16:40:00 GMT -5
Call David Cronenberg.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 9, 2019 16:44:13 GMT -5
Let Brodie and TS know things are gonna work out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 17:53:07 GMT -5
I didn't know you could actually grow a random nipple.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Jun 9, 2019 18:10:40 GMT -5
Who else immediately thought of Chandler Bing when seeing this thread title?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 9, 2019 20:29:58 GMT -5
... gipple?
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Post by schizo on Jun 9, 2019 21:19:15 GMT -5
Come on. Pics!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 9, 2019 22:39:29 GMT -5
Pics or GTFO.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 10, 2019 4:42:21 GMT -5
Look how God wastes his time. 42 species of parrots. Three nipples for me. Slugs! He created slugs!
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