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Post by King Boo on Mar 2, 2020 16:52:58 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job".
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 2, 2020 18:15:33 GMT -5
Alright. It's been a few months. I guess it's time to admit that I've been Jake from State Farm all along. As someone named Jake, I appreciate you announcing this to the world and taking some of the heat off me.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 2, 2020 18:46:54 GMT -5
Alright. It's been a few months. I guess it's time to admit that I've been Jake from State Farm all along. As someone named Jake, I appreciate you announcing this to the world and taking some of the heat off me. You know what... what are you wearing, Jake from Jake Farm?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2020 19:01:58 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job". He had to have workshopped "gluten free film consultant"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2020 19:16:54 GMT -5
Plus if step 1 isn't 'Have a famous dad' something is awry.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 2, 2020 20:01:51 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job". Is the guy who makes Munchkins a "holistic donut baker"?
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Post by King Boo on Mar 2, 2020 20:17:46 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job". Is the guy who makes Munchkins a "holistic donut baker"? Now I want a Munchkin baker to get business cards made up JUST to put that as their job title.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 2, 2020 20:45:39 GMT -5
I was under the impression Munchkins were the little people in Oz. Have they been donuts in that movie this entire time? Why do donuts have a guild for lollipops? That's two different kind of sugary treat.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 2, 2020 23:35:52 GMT -5
John and Max Landis are so bad, they could produce David Flair titantrons about each other.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 4, 2020 1:08:32 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job". So it's perfect for Max. Plus if step 1 isn't 'Have a famous dad' something is awry. which is especially funny as it has been reported Max has responded completely perplexed that anyone would think that any of his fame is because of who his father is. I was under the impression Munchkins were the little people in Oz. Have they been donuts in that movie this entire time? Why do donuts have a guild for lollipops? That's two different kind of sugary treat. Dunkin Donuts' Donut Holes are called Munchkins. they're awesome.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 4, 2020 1:13:40 GMT -5
Plus if step 1 isn't 'Have a famous dad' something is awry. which is especially funny as it has been reported Max has responded completely perplexed that anyone would think that any of his fame is because of who his father is. We are talking about a man who described Bright as "my Star Wars", as if it was going to catapult him to the top of Hollywood'a A-list writers. Delusions of grandeur is his game, baby.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 4, 2020 4:36:44 GMT -5
John and Max Landis are so bad, they could produce David Flair titantrons about each other. I hear John was a helicopter parent. Not in the traditional sense that John was overprotective of Max. More in John killed three people by a falling helicopter because he failed to listen to safety precautions kind of parent.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2020 5:23:03 GMT -5
I had forgotten who this was. Again.
The first time I learned of Max Landis was when I was bingeing Best of the Worst on youtube. I came across an episode that has him in it. I noticed, however, that the episode was weirdly unlisted on their playlist. So I googled the guy and found out...he wrote Bright. What a piece of shit.
(no, but seriously, he's a piece of shit).
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 4, 2020 11:02:35 GMT -5
God, "holistic creative coach" is such a douchey 21st century "job". So it's perfect for Max. Plus if step 1 isn't 'Have a famous dad' something is awry. which is especially funny as it has been reported Max has responded completely perplexed that anyone would think that any of his fame is because of who his father is. I was under the impression Munchkins were the little people in Oz. Have they been donuts in that movie this entire time? Why do donuts have a guild for lollipops? That's two different kind of sugary treat. Dunkin Donuts' Donut Holes are called Munchkins. they're awesome. Dunkin Donuts is people! It's peeeeeople!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 4, 2020 14:53:37 GMT -5
Max Landis is made of farts
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 21, 2020 12:44:46 GMT -5
Did a Google search to view the old Mickie James threads (thanks for being broken again proboards) and yiiiiiiiikes. Stuff about her belly button, nip slips, people asking for PMs of her nudes then casually saying they jerked off to them. Looks like every single week there would be a thread or two about how much somebody loves waifu Mickie. Then there's the hate. Calling her a horse, ugly, "roast beef". I bet a lot of the dudes who made fun of that have veiny and gross dicks. Also, if you thought people got hardcore talking about Alexa and Sasha's heat, they had nothing on Mickie and Melina's heat! I also saw somebody say they like girls with a big "badonkadonk". Batista was on FAN!?!? Bumping this cause I’m blown away at this thread, Also back when someone copied my username and made a thread and posted all of Mickie’s nudes. Somehow mods were asleep and it was up for like 5 hours.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on May 21, 2020 13:28:07 GMT -5
Well, now that this thread is back and there's been a global pandemic, I guess it's time for me to come clean.
I've been Batman all along.
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 21, 2020 13:35:04 GMT -5
Did a Google search to view the old Mickie James threads (thanks for being broken again proboards) and yiiiiiiiikes. Stuff about her belly button, nip slips, people asking for PMs of her nudes then casually saying they jerked off to them. Looks like every single week there would be a thread or two about how much somebody loves waifu Mickie. Then there's the hate. Calling her a horse, ugly, "roast beef". I bet a lot of the dudes who made fun of that have veiny and gross dicks. Also, if you thought people got hardcore talking about Alexa and Sasha's heat, they had nothing on Mickie and Melina's heat! I also saw somebody say they like girls with a big "badonkadonk". Batista was on FAN!?!? Bumping this cause I’m blown away at this thread, Also back when someone copied my username and made a thread and posted all of Mickie’s nudes. Somehow mods were asleep and it was up for like 5 hours. Yeah, Not all of us (but I and others) were some thirsty posters. I've grown a little and mods started tamping down more on that. Still, the threads about female WWE superstars seem to me to be more acrimonious on here. It makes me wonder how we would have reacted when the whole Lita/Edge/Matt Hardy stuff was popping off.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 21, 2020 14:00:49 GMT -5
Though I do like the Munchkins, Dunkin’s stuff is good but it’s no Krispy Kreme which is amazing. I mostly go to D&D for their coffee at this point.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 21, 2020 14:03:34 GMT -5
Though I do like the Munchkins, Dunkin’s stuff is good but it’s no Krispy Kreme which is amazing. I mostly go to D&D for their coffee at this point. I really didn't like Krispy KReme... which I guess is good because they pretty much went out of business near me >_>
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