Why were the Scooby Doo bad guys all idiots?

[Sephiroth]

I know its emerged as a meme that Velma was the girl genius who figured it all out with an exclamation of junkies (and also a lesbian) but in reality the Scooby gang’s success rate would have been a lot lower if the villains were all dumbasses. Outside of making their outfits incredibly easy to peel off, none of them ever seemed to grasp that scraping people off your property actually decreases the market value. Or that the doors lead back into he hallway.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

That legit is the reason if your market value is low enough the land is dirt cheap and you can buy it cheaper and do whatever the hell you want

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They would have gotten away with it... if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

[Deleted]

I guess if you fool people long enough, you become cocky and underestimate the Scooby Gang. Plus, at least before all the guest stars started showing up, did they have a reputation as crime solvers amongst the criminal underworld?

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

[the4whoare1]

its a kids show and it wasent junkies. It is "Jinkies!!!".

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Jun 18, 2019 19:20:05 GMT -5 the4whoare1 said:

its a kids show and it wasent junkies. It is "Jinkies!!!".

Shaggy was definitely a stoner though.

[jagilki]

Jun 18, 2019 19:20:05 GMT -5 the4whoare1 said:

its a kids show and it wasent junkies. It is "Jinkies!!!".

I had to double check, just to make sure I didn't have it wrong all these years.