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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 19, 2019 16:56:37 GMT -5
This story isn’t going away so we might as well discuss it.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jun 19, 2019 17:04:35 GMT -5
Cruise
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jun 19, 2019 17:10:27 GMT -5
Shoot fight, I got money on Scientology’s Luke Skywalker
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Post by Andy Martin on Jun 19, 2019 17:12:33 GMT -5
The Biebs via BJJ prowess.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 19, 2019 17:18:09 GMT -5
Tom Cruise is 5'7" and well on his way toward 60. He's ageing well, but he's still tiny and old.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 19, 2019 17:31:19 GMT -5
The Biebs via BJJ prowess. Odds are he panics and doesn't rely on that, and goes in on Tom with Mayweather style jabbing. Then Cruise catches him. |
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Post by Tenshigure on Jun 19, 2019 17:33:35 GMT -5
Tom Cruise is 5'7" and well on his way toward 60. He's ageing well, but he's still tiny and old. Counterpoint: the guy still does his own stunts (literally did ALL of his stunts you see in MI: Rogue Nation), and continues to keep himself in peak physical condition to continue doing this for the love of his art. Bieber purely stays in shape for glamour shots if anything. Worst case: Cruise has Scientology Snipers take out the Biebs from long range. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jun 19, 2019 17:55:14 GMT -5
Cruise has a set of iron balls on him whereas Beiber is a sissy. Cruise wins even if he's 30 years older than Beebs.
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Post by SmashTV on Jun 19, 2019 18:01:20 GMT -5
Cruise without a doubt. Bieber is the kid at school who’ll name call and make fun of others until someone tougher disagrees with him. At which point he clams up and doesn’t make a peep.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 18:02:55 GMT -5
Tom Cruise is 5'7" and well on his way toward 60. He's ageing well, but he's still tiny and old. Worst case: Cruise has Scientology Snipers take out the Biebs from long range. Ok, stop with the Scientology jokes please. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 19, 2019 18:09:07 GMT -5
Cruise would beat the shit outta him.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 19, 2019 18:17:44 GMT -5
Are you kidding, do you see what happens when Cruise commits to something?
He learned to sing for Rock of Ages and did quite well.
He learned to fly a helicopter for Mission Impossible
He became an immortal creature for Interview with a Vampire.
Give Tom Cruise a few months and he will be a black belt in everything, He’d break Justin’s arm before he had a chance to tap.
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Post by Dub H on Jun 19, 2019 18:19:03 GMT -5
Worst case: Cruise has Scientology Snipers take out the Biebs from long range. Ok, stop with the Scientology jokes please. I guess that strikes out South Park references then. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2019 18:34:32 GMT -5
Ok, stop with the Scientology jokes please. I guess that strikes out South Park references then. Just try to not bring up stuff like f***ing snipers. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 19, 2019 18:37:27 GMT -5
My money's on Maverick
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 19, 2019 19:26:27 GMT -5
Cruise. He's not a blowhard running his mouth about how tough he is, yet you see him do crazy physical stuff all the time. Bieber dances.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jun 20, 2019 0:30:23 GMT -5
Cruise. It's not even a contest.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jun 20, 2019 1:28:45 GMT -5
The shape he is in, Cruise would beat the shit out of him. No doubt about it  They both are the same height by the way |
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 20, 2019 1:29:28 GMT -5
Diego Sanchez via split decision.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jun 20, 2019 3:06:21 GMT -5
Are you kidding, do you see what happens when Cruise commits to something? He learned to sing for Rock of Ages and did quite well. He learned to fly a helicopter for Mission Impossible He became an immortal creature for Interview with a Vampire. Give Tom Cruise a few months and he will be a black belt in everything, He’d break Justin’s arm before he had a chance to tap. Cruise was an amateur wrestler as well, and was looking into transistioning into pro-wrestling before a shoulder injury. Just someone his size thinking of trying out the cesspool of 80s pro-wrestling scene > anything Bieber has to his name. |
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