Bieber hasn't done anything to show me he can even pretend fight. Cruise, the other hand, routinely fights death and logic. So Punk crabwalks his way to victory against Bieber, but fails against Cruise.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jun 21, 2019 15:04:57 GMT -5
Bieber would lose. He doesn’t have enough killer instinct. There isn’t enough anger in him or power behind the anger he would need to beat Punk. I’ve seen enough real fights to know that the guy who’s more pissed off usually wins, unless there’s a significant size difference. There’s not much to Bieber size wise either. So that’s an easy call for me.
Cruise is a beast. He’s constantly training and he’s still in great shape. He can also be a very angry guy at times. I can see him using all of that to destroy Punk. His age doesn’t even matter. They’re not running a race here. He’d dispatch Punk in a matter of minutes. That’s all it would take. I don’t care if Punk is trained in MMA. It’s not like he’s good at it. Cruise has conditioned himself for decades and doesn’t have the decades of abuse from pro wrestling. Cruise takes him out.
Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jun 21, 2019 16:35:11 GMT -5
I think the correct answer is "it doesn't matter because the important thing is he's able to make a good deal of money without continuing to destroy his body wrestling."
"She might have 12 times the knowledge and experience of wrestling that I do, but this kid's probably never dropped out of high school & made her parents cry, probably never had to quit being an idol thanks to depression, probably never failed the job interview for an escort club. I got my own 12 years of experience."
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 21, 2019 19:55:21 GMT -5
Tom Cruise, for his insanity, has been training in martial arts for god knows how long for his action film roles and seems like a dude who has a real ability to focus his emotions on a singular goal when it comes to acting or scientology, so I imagine he’d be a real threat.
Bieber is more of a question, but he’s way younger and hasn’t abused his body via wrestling for 20 years. No idea if he has any combat sports training, but Punk could afford great coaches and still got obliterated. I don’t like his chances.
Punk should really content himself with being able to whup the ass of the average civilian, and that he’s way better at pretending to fight then actually doing it.