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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 21, 2019 8:27:29 GMT -5
I could seriously see him losing to both. I’d like to believe that given he actually dedicated some time to pursuing MMA as a career he’d beat both. But Punk is just so bad at MMA.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 21, 2019 8:31:41 GMT -5
Part of me would want to vote the age game so Bieber > Punk > Cruise, but Cruise is a machine powered by chaos magic, so Punk would probably lose to him too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 8:43:31 GMT -5
those guys are 4-6 inches shorter than him
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Post by cassonova on Jun 21, 2019 9:42:04 GMT -5
Bieber hasn't done anything to show me he can even pretend fight. Cruise, the other hand, routinely fights death and logic. So Punk crabwalks his way to victory against Bieber, but fails against Cruise.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 21, 2019 11:03:47 GMT -5
Now I just want to see Tom Cruise beat up blowhard celebrities in the octagon.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jun 21, 2019 11:11:53 GMT -5
All three guys have better things to do.
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Post by Fundertaker on Jun 21, 2019 12:56:07 GMT -5
I'd legit watch the build to Punk/Cruise if both of them were at their most miserable, spiteful little ego selves. Which is to say, most of the time.
Punk would probably woop Tom by virtue of weight advantage and actual cardio.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 21, 2019 13:42:16 GMT -5
All three guys have better things to do. You’d think so, but unless attending 150 hockey games a year can be considered a better thing to do then I’m not so sure about Punk.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 14:15:10 GMT -5
Stone Cold Bieb Austin wipes the floor with Punk.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jun 21, 2019 14:39:30 GMT -5
Well, Tom is easy. Gets him in some sort of lucky, half-learned hold from Jack Reacher and gives him a quick punch, and Phil is down.
With Biebs, Punks all serious cause he knows he can win this one but Justin low blows him because he has everything, a hot wife, and dgaf.
And then Punk hops on Twitter to bitch and rant some more.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jun 21, 2019 15:04:57 GMT -5
Bieber would lose. He doesn’t have enough killer instinct. There isn’t enough anger in him or power behind the anger he would need to beat Punk. I’ve seen enough real fights to know that the guy who’s more pissed off usually wins, unless there’s a significant size difference. There’s not much to Bieber size wise either. So that’s an easy call for me.
Cruise is a beast. He’s constantly training and he’s still in great shape. He can also be a very angry guy at times. I can see him using all of that to destroy Punk. His age doesn’t even matter. They’re not running a race here. He’d dispatch Punk in a matter of minutes. That’s all it would take. I don’t care if Punk is trained in MMA. It’s not like he’s good at it. Cruise has conditioned himself for decades and doesn’t have the decades of abuse from pro wrestling. Cruise takes him out.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jun 21, 2019 16:35:11 GMT -5
I think the correct answer is "it doesn't matter because the important thing is he's able to make a good deal of money without continuing to destroy his body wrestling."
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Post by chazraps on Jun 21, 2019 16:41:52 GMT -5
Bieber has speed and a stronger pain threshhold than Punk, plus has better rhythm and coordination. Bieber wins easily.
Cruise, being an OT 8, can time travel and transcend matter. Even taking away his cult powers, looking at how he trains and his ability to focus, he has Punk beat as well.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jun 21, 2019 17:06:54 GMT -5
Tom Cruise has gone clear and doesn't have any body thetans to be a problem to him, dude will warp the universe to win.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 21, 2019 18:22:33 GMT -5
Has Biebs squashed that beef with Marilyn Manson, or are they still at war? He’s probably gonna interfere in this.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 21, 2019 18:38:18 GMT -5
Has Biebs squashed that beef with Marilyn Manson, or are they still at war? He’s probably gonna interfere in this. If by interfere you mean shout some mean things, huff some oxygen, then wheeze through some more mean things, sure.
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Post by fw91 on Jun 21, 2019 18:52:23 GMT -5
All three guys have better things to do. You’d think so, but unless attending 150 hockey games a year can be considered a better thing to do then I’m not so sure about Punk. It can be considered as such. Hockey games are great.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 21, 2019 19:55:21 GMT -5
Tom Cruise, for his insanity, has been training in martial arts for god knows how long for his action film roles and seems like a dude who has a real ability to focus his emotions on a singular goal when it comes to acting or scientology, so I imagine he’d be a real threat.
Bieber is more of a question, but he’s way younger and hasn’t abused his body via wrestling for 20 years. No idea if he has any combat sports training, but Punk could afford great coaches and still got obliterated. I don’t like his chances.
Punk should really content himself with being able to whup the ass of the average civilian, and that he’s way better at pretending to fight then actually doing it.
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Post by Clutchhausen on Jun 22, 2019 2:05:31 GMT -5
Les Grossman would kick their phony goldbricking asses.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 22, 2019 2:33:33 GMT -5
People voting for Punk aren't also thinking... Punk's body is a mess from wrestling ...
Beiber's younger and overall in better shape from not having to deal with a wrestlers schedule.
Touring is tiring too but Beiber wasn't slamming himself onto a mat or doing any of the other things Punk did for like 20 years.
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