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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 23, 2019 23:37:08 GMT -5
you are the absolute worst
the scourge of this universe
the loseriest loser to ever lose
how do you FUNCTION
how do you LIVE
hOW DO YOU PUT YOUR SHOES ON
HOW DO YOU DRIVE A CAR
HOW DO YOU CHECK THE MAIL
HOW DO YOU DO *ANYTHING*
YOU BIG DINGUS YOU BIG FAILURE TURTLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR BULLSHIT JOE
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 23, 2019 23:40:28 GMT -5
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION AND I'M HERE WITH EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR DANCE TROOP FROM BOUND FOR GLORY. WE'RE REALLY WONDERING WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. WE'RE A BIT MIFFED TO BE FRANK AT THIS POINT.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2019 23:43:23 GMT -5
"you're not the man I married"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 23, 2019 23:44:35 GMT -5
 Come on, Madlibs, the nice men are going to take you somewhere where Joe can’t hurt you anymore. |
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 23, 2019 23:46:01 GMT -5
Come on, Madlibs, the nice men are going to take you somewhere where Joe can’t hurt you anymore. I looked at the padding on the walls and the room changed in to a diorama of Joe getting pinned I feel like a disappointed grandma paying for his wrestling boots |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 23, 2019 23:59:13 GMT -5
you are the absolute worst the scourge of this universe the loseriest loser to ever lose how do you FUNCTION how do you LIVE hOW DO YOU PUT YOUR SHOES ON HOW DO YOU DRIVE A CAR HOW DO YOU CHECK THE MAIL HOW DO YOU DO *ANYTHING* YOU BIG DINGUS YOU BIG FAILURE TURTLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR BULLSHIT JOE  |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 24, 2019 0:03:23 GMT -5
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION AND I'M HERE WITH EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR DANCE TROOP FROM BOUND FOR GLORY. WE'RE REALLY WONDERING WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. WE'RE A BIT MIFFED TO BE FRANK AT THIS POINT. Ummm, could you please shush and put a cookie in Samoa Joe's mouth pls?  |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 24, 2019 2:29:17 GMT -5
"you're not the man I married" *opens side door revealing Gerwitz at a typewriter* THIS is the man I married! |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jun 24, 2019 9:27:42 GMT -5
Once a bitch, Always a bitch
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 24, 2019 17:13:43 GMT -5
He won that US title fewer times than he lost it
Like
He lost it to Rey, Rey says 'soz bro have it back' without jobbing and Joe just
Big ol' loses it to Peow Ping bullet guy
One win
Two losses
One man
SAMOA JOE
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 24, 2019 17:17:33 GMT -5
Never thought I'd say this someone, but he might have better luck in pajama pants and drawing a dick on his face again.
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Post by Chiral on Jun 24, 2019 17:27:20 GMT -5
Samoa Joe:  |
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Post by repomark on Jun 25, 2019 14:25:39 GMT -5
I truly believe he will be world champ before the end of the year.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 25, 2019 14:29:45 GMT -5
He won that US title fewer times than he lost it Like He lost it to Rey, Rey says 'soz bro have it back' without jobbing and Joe just Big ol' loses it to Peow Ping bullet guy One win Two losses One man SAMOA JOE The fact that he's being set up as the next world title challenger after this is astonishingly bad. Like, UFC rankings aren't even this f***ing silly. |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 25, 2019 14:38:54 GMT -5
He won that US title fewer times than he lost it Like He lost it to Rey, Rey says 'soz bro have it back' without jobbing and Joe just Big ol' loses it to Peow Ping bullet guy One win Two losses One man SAMOA JOE The fact that he's being set up as the next world title challenger after this is astonishingly bad. Like, UFC rankings aren't even this f***ing silly. Did anyone tell you that you could stop putting cookies in Samoa Joe's mouth? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2019 18:12:10 GMT -5
Me every time Joe loses a match...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2019 18:44:17 GMT -5
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION AND I'M HERE WITH EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR DANCE TROOP FROM BOUND FOR GLORY. WE'RE REALLY WONDERING WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. WE'RE A BIT MIFFED TO BE FRANK AT THIS POINT. Ummm, could you please shush and put a cookie in Samoa Joe's mouth pls? Can you please put a Caramel DeLite SAMOA in Samoa Joe's mouth |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 25, 2019 18:46:11 GMT -5
Ummm, could you please shush and put a cookie in Samoa Joe's mouth pls? Can you please put a Caramel DeLite SAMOA in Samoa Joe's mouth I would but that privilege belongs to One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel. |
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Post by Dub H on Jun 25, 2019 18:48:31 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 25, 2019 18:49:42 GMT -5
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION AND I'M HERE WITH EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR DANCE TROOP FROM BOUND FOR GLORY. WE'RE REALLY WONDERING WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. WE'RE A BIT MIFFED TO BE FRANK AT THIS POINT. Ummm, could you please shush and put a cookie in Samoa Joe's mouth pls? I don't think I've ever seen a cookie look so badass before. |
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