Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 25, 2019 6:13:37 GMT -5
Let's take a minute to remember that odd, beautiful creature that was Brad Maddox. The stilted, uneasy promos. That time he was GM for some reason. Bane Maddox. The Paige Incident. Asking for help because he was trapped in a cave. Beef Mode. All of it.
Brad Maddox's entire WWE run took place when I was estranged from wrestling, so to me he is some kind of mythical creature that I refuse to believe actually existed and is part of a shared Mandela effect among the wrestling fanbase.
We put this festival on you bastards With a lotta love We worked for one year for you pigs And you wanna break our walls down And you wanna destroy it? Well you go to hell!
I loved when he had a match with Ryback where if he won, he would get a contract and some large amount of money. (I forget if it was $100,000 or one million dollars). He had one of his buddies film what he did to prepare for the match all day, which mostly consisted of combing his hair. Before the match, he gets to the entrance curtain backstage, tells the guy that he can't come ringside but the next time he saw him, he would be a much richer man. A few minutes later, they were filming him leaving in an ambulance. Underrated funny moment.
Convinced Vince or someone backstage is a big Office fan, first you had Adamle basically doing a Micheal Scott gimmick and then Maddox as the handsome but creepy young dude who got promoted ahead of his time and was out of his depth reminded me of Ryan a lot.
Can't really do a Dwight gimmick as Kurt Angle was Dwight before Dwight.
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