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Post by Welfare Willis on Jun 26, 2019 18:59:20 GMT -5
It’s 2019. A quick twitter search, a scroll through Instagram posts, a meander through the appropriate forums will show you that the girls and the gays do not give a hoot about Baron Corbin. It's like if this was really the measuring bar, you have Finn Balor. Outside of a beer, it looks like Finn never ate a carb in his entire damn life.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jun 26, 2019 19:04:55 GMT -5
*shrug* I'm sure there are still people out there who wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he's definitely not the 2019 (and near-future beyond) a e s t h e t i c at all. Not in looks OR in attitude. I'd kick him in the head for sure. Dude comes off as an evil twat that thinks "tatted skinhead" is the in-look nowadays.
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Post by BigAl on Jun 26, 2019 19:23:12 GMT -5
if he's trying to appeal to ladies Finn Balor be considered more sexy to the ladies than this guy
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Post by BigAl on Jun 26, 2019 19:26:24 GMT -5
He's an alright looking dude and I'd hardly go "Wait, really?" if anyone was like super attracted to him, but ultimately I think it's missing the point to try and look at it from that angle; Vince sees Corbin as attractive to women through the lens of all of his weirdness about masculinity. Vince is a seemingly straight man thinking he has a concept of what's most attractive and it's all rooted in the typical Vince shit. His belief of what women want is rooted in what he thinks a man should be and therefore what women will inherently find desirable. Same old shit, different year. In general Vince seems to be super out of touch with modern tastes on that kind of thing. I feel like the kinds of guys on the roster who people would be really dying for are ones like Balor, Cedric, maybe Rusev and in the right circles Aleister, but Vince has no idea what the world in 2019 is like. Remember, this is Vince who was surprised when he found out that American men find Asian women attractive
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 26, 2019 19:27:18 GMT -5
He's an alright looking dude and I'd hardly go "Wait, really?" if anyone was like super attracted to him, but ultimately I think it's missing the point to try and look at it from that angle; Vince sees Corbin as attractive to women through the lens of all of his weirdness about masculinity. Vince is a seemingly straight man thinking he has a concept of what's most attractive and it's all rooted in the typical Vince shit. His belief of what women want is rooted in what he thinks a man should be and therefore what women will inherently find desirable. Same old shit, different year. But that Balor, he’s just a lego collecting geek!
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Post by Yacht Persona on Jun 27, 2019 0:44:27 GMT -5
Out of character he comes across like a very laid back sort of goofball that's fun to be around. I'm sure he does just fine.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2019 1:12:34 GMT -5
Has no one told Baron Corbin’s wife that he’s not attractive and she should leave him for Finn Bálor and his abs?! Poor girl.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2019 1:23:28 GMT -5
Vince probably is bi and has a certain type that most would think a tad odd but lots of straight and gay people have unusual likes/dislikes so viva la difference and all that.
Thinking along the lines of Christian whose regular looks disgusted Vince and although HBK is a good looking guy the period Vince was infatuated with him the pills and booze were aging him badly.
Poor old Tyler Breeze, looks like Christian and has HBKs narcissistic pretty boy gimmick, he never stood a chance, the old man probably had kittens when he saw it for the first time.
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Post by SparkyPlugg on Jun 27, 2019 2:20:22 GMT -5
Meltzer is so full of it. I honestly don’t understand how anyone can listen to the guy, as he can’t even finish a sentence without starting a new one.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jun 27, 2019 2:48:21 GMT -5
I mean bald Corbin isn't bad looking, especially since he got rid of his skullet that honestly looked super greasy.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 27, 2019 2:52:45 GMT -5
But what about Baron Corbin's stomach? That's the real question...
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jun 27, 2019 17:22:07 GMT -5
If I was single and looking for a quick spot of fun, he'd do in a pinch. But not like I'd be leaving love letters in his locker or anything.
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Post by brentreznor on Jun 28, 2019 20:59:31 GMT -5
Baron Corbin is neither good looking or ugly. He has the most uninteresting, non-descriptive face. He doesn't have rugged mannish looks, he doesn't have a young boyish look. He has a nothingface.
Like if you were walking down the street and saw Finn Balor you'd think "Wow, that's a good looking guy". If you saw Lar Sullivan you'd go "Holy shit, that guys ugly". But if you saw Baron Corbin, you'd have no thought whatsoever, you just think "Well, that's a human".
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 29, 2019 15:56:30 GMT -5
Well, I have known a few bluehairs who really do find their Chili's servers to be rather hot to trot...
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