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Post by bmfjules on Jun 27, 2019 16:31:39 GMT -5
With the following catch.
Every decision must be filtered through each of their worst stereotyped characteristics.
Debut night on Fox: Hulk Hogan beats Kofi in two minutes to reclaim the WWE title brother.
Heyman's debut Raw: Lesbians wrapped in barbwire.
And go.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 27, 2019 17:00:11 GMT -5
No one gets paid on Raw
Smackdown commentators reveal the upcoming results of their own show as soon as it goes on air.
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Post by Chiral on Jun 27, 2019 17:06:30 GMT -5
Bischoff's Smackdown: Undisputed Era rebrands itself as the Undisputed NWO, and each member gets a classic NWO member to use like a Persona or Stand.
They start a total takeover of Smackdown that's thwarted by the WWE debut of the Main Event Mafia, who all also are managing current roster wrestlers and are basically their Persona/Stand as well.
Then a third faction shows up: N3XUS, the New New Nexus.
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Post by chronocross on Jun 27, 2019 17:06:44 GMT -5
Debut night on Raw; Justin Credible wins the Universal title from Seth
Debut night on Smackdown: Bischoff announces WWE Road Wild from Sturgis in 2020
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 27, 2019 17:13:15 GMT -5
Brawn crucifies Miz on an Undertaker symbol.
Later, Brawn apologises for offending any Undertaker fans.
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 27, 2019 17:15:01 GMT -5
Raw
-Born to be Wired II: Becky Lynch vs. Lacey Evans, No Rope Barbed Wire Death Match
-Seth Rollins vs. "Prime Time" Baron Corbin in High Incident (Scaffold Match)
-Uncut, Uncensored: The Night Nikki Cross danced at the KFC Yum Center
It's WWE's Big Ass Extreme Bash!
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Post by Dub H on Jun 27, 2019 17:18:25 GMT -5
Smackdown opens with "We just heard that Shawn Spears is going to win the AEW title.
That will put butts into seats".
Followed by IIconis vs Kabuki Warriors in a mud wrestling match.The winner gets to go in a date with Shane McMahon.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 27, 2019 17:39:51 GMT -5
Raw: Lacey Evans dances atop the Wells Fargo Center while the show has technical difficulties.
Later, Strowman chokeslams No Way Jose through a stack of tables from the bleachers.
Baron Corbin is in the ring with Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross, and cuts a promo to Shane McMahon saying "I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore!"
Becky smashes a Guinness can on her head and swings a singapore cane on the other women.
Bray Wyatt brainwashes Roman Reigns' daughter into joining him.
Smackdown: Half the brand's roster joins the Undisputed Era, and the Forgotten Sons are also called up, now with Aces & Eights masks.
Mandy Rose forms the Smackdown Girls.
Sin Cara gets unmasked.
Kofi loses the WWE Title to Hogan or Kevin Nash.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jun 27, 2019 17:41:05 GMT -5
Dude, did you see the new episode of RAW where Shane McMahon got crucified and then apologized for it?
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Post by 4real on Jun 27, 2019 17:42:45 GMT -5
Bischoff's Smackdown: Undisputed Era rebrands itself as the Undisputed NWO, and each member gets a classic NWO member to use like a Persona or Stand. They start a total takeover of Smackdown that's thwarted by the WWE debut of the Main Event Mafia, who all also are managing current roster wrestlers and are basically their Persona/Stand as well. Then a third faction shows up: N3XUS, the New New Nexus. Also each member must have access to a motorcycle |
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Post by Dub H on Jun 27, 2019 18:00:50 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt brainwashes Roman Reigns' daughter into joining him. Honestly I would love Bray brainwashing someones kids in the right story and with good acting( so that strikes Roman our) and storytelling(so that strikes WWE out) |
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Post by bmfjules on Jun 27, 2019 18:01:33 GMT -5
Raws new lead in is Rollerjam.
Smackdowns new lead in show is Thunder In Paradise.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2019 18:11:24 GMT -5
Eric calling Scott Baio, Nasty Boys and Hogan
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jun 27, 2019 21:03:52 GMT -5
New Jack beats the shit out of Shane McMahon.
That’s it, that’s Raw now.
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Post by Gremlin on Jun 27, 2019 21:27:12 GMT -5
Bischoff's first Smackdown live from Mall of America.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jun 27, 2019 21:39:08 GMT -5
Bischoff's Smackdown: Undisputed Era rebrands itself as the Undisputed NWO, and each member gets a classic NWO member to use like a Persona or Stand. They start a total takeover of Smackdown that's thwarted by the WWE debut of the Main Event Mafia, who all also are managing current roster wrestlers and are basically their Persona/Stand as well. Then a third faction shows up: N3XUS, the New New Nexus. Can we tweet this idea to Bischoff? |
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Post by Tenshigure on Jun 27, 2019 21:39:53 GMT -5
Bischoff's first Smackdown live from Mall of America. No joke, I'd be more than okay with this. All shows not called "WrestleMania" all look the exact same, even their 'Tribute to the Troops' just looks looks generic as all hell (especially back when they used to have their shows out in the open). Give me Smackdown Spring Breakout!  |
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Post by FinalGwen on Jun 27, 2019 21:46:01 GMT -5
Raw is 3 hours of talking about Brock Lesnar. He doesn't show up.
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Post by bmfjules on Jun 27, 2019 22:21:51 GMT -5
Everybody on the blue brand not sufficiently tanned is gonna get FedEx fired and stat.
No ticky no laundry.
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Post by Dub H on Jun 27, 2019 23:11:00 GMT -5
Raw is 3 hours of talking about Brock Lesnar. He doesn't show up. So what changes? |
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