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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 19, 2020 0:49:52 GMT -5
There's still a butthole in the movie and his name is James Corden
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2020 0:53:07 GMT -5
Also stupid shit like this is undoubtedly one of the reasons the cg was terrible.
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Post by DSR on Mar 19, 2020 0:58:29 GMT -5
Did Aunt Gayle from Bob's Burgers work on this movie?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2020 1:09:09 GMT -5
Did Aunt Gayle from Bob's Burgers work on this movie? IMDB shows that Megan Mullally had no part in this >_>
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 19, 2020 11:50:47 GMT -5
The funniest part to me is that movies like this often "bomb", and yet they still risked spending a sizeable chunk of the VFX budget on buttholes.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 19, 2020 15:01:28 GMT -5
Could we call the people who worked on the buttholes "The Balloonknot Saints?" š
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2020 16:06:02 GMT -5
The funniest part to me is that movies like this often "bomb", and yet they still risked spending a sizeable chunk of the VFX budget on buttholes. I mean... as I said earlier I can see why people would throw money at this. it's based on a show by the King of Broadway. whose had a series of films that were popular "Jesus Christ Superstar", "Evita", and "Phantom of the Opera" all of which were successes Academy Award Winning Director. The Show itself being one of the longest running in Broadway history... Big name Actors and Actresses WANTING to be a part of the show... With no knowledge of how dumb the show itself is I can see people think that this was going to be a hit.
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Post by thirteen3 on Mar 19, 2020 16:14:17 GMT -5
I almost look forward to the inevitable clipless Nostalgia Critic review.
(oh, you know he'll make one.)
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2020 16:27:48 GMT -5
I almost look forward to the inevitable clipless Nostalgia Critic review. (oh, you know he'll make one.) Somehow his version will be worse... for one he'll go off trying to prove that he's a fantastic singer...
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Post by GāJIāA on Mar 20, 2020 4:26:14 GMT -5
I almost look forward to the inevitable clipless Nostalgia Critic review. (oh, you know he'll make one.) Somehow his version will be worse... for one he'll go off trying to prove that he's a fantastic singer... Iām surprised he hasnāt made one already in a ego stroking attempt to beat Lindsey Ellis into releasing a video.
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Post by Paul on Mar 20, 2020 6:39:15 GMT -5
I almost look forward to the inevitable clipless Nostalgia Critic review. (oh, you know he'll make one.) I am surprised he didn't rush one out the week after the movie opened.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2020 10:19:13 GMT -5
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Post by thirteen3 on Mar 28, 2020 10:34:22 GMT -5
Ralph says in his review that Universal is giving him shit for using footage.
So yeah, we're getting a clipless musical review from the Nostalgia Critic!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 7, 2020 13:34:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2020 13:37:52 GMT -5
This explains an absolutely gigantic amount of things about this movie.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 7, 2020 13:43:56 GMT -5
This explains an absolutely gigantic amount of things about this movie. It gets worse:
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 7, 2020 13:46:18 GMT -5
I saw the musical on Broadway as a child. During the overture some of the actors ran around in the audience wearing some sort of goggles that made it look like their eyes were glowing. Seeing one of those...things come running down the aisle at you in the dark was not the best experience for a child.
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Post by xCompackx on Apr 7, 2020 13:53:03 GMT -5
I only made through half of the movie so far and there's genuinely no hyperbole or analogy to describe how bad it is. I didn't understand the point of the Broadway show but at least there, it was actual paint and costumes.
Who in the actual f*** wanted CGI cat James Corden and Rebel Wilson? Not to mention the grinding and gyrating and it's just, what the f***?!
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Post by dreidemy on Apr 7, 2020 14:28:01 GMT -5
I still can't believe that this movie exists
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Post by King Boo on Apr 7, 2020 15:21:01 GMT -5
Spending six months editing a trailer and only four editing the actual film is the perfect Hollywood representation of "style over substance".
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