just wanted to make that DJ Khaled joke.
1. Dean Ambrose
2. Darryl Strawberry
3. Dazzler
4. Damien Demento
5. Dave Grohl
6. Dick Dastardly
7. Doink The Clown
8. Don Knotts
9. Donatello
10. Danny Basham
11. DJ Khaled
12. Dick Tracy
13. Dick Murdoch @irontyger
14. David Bowie @irontyger
15. Dracula @irontyger
16. Dan Severn
17. David Draiman
18. Daredevil
19. Dude Love
20. Dwayne Johnson
21. Darth Vader
22. Doug Basham
23. Drew Bledsoe
24. Dilbert
1. Darryl Strawberry
2. Doug Basham
3. Dazzler
4. Dean Ambrose
5. Darth Vader
6. Donatello
7. Damien Demento
8. Dick Dastardly
9. David Draiman
10. Dick Murdoch @irontyger David Bowie @irontyger
11. DJ Khaled
12. Don Knotts
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The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Dick Dastardly runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dean Ambrose grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Daredevil runs away from the Cornucopia.
David Bowie grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Dude Love runs away from the Cornucopia.
Darryl Strawberry runs away from the Cornucopia.
DJ Khaled convinces Damien Demento to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Dazzler scares Dave Grohl away from the cornucopia.
Donatello, Dilbert, and Dracula get into a fight. Dracula triumphantly kills them both.
Doug Basham grabs a backpack and retreats.
Dwayne Johnson/David Draiman/Don Knotts/Danny Basham/Dan Severn/Dick Tracy find a one-bullet gun and decide to Russian Roulette it out of the game. Don Knotts "wins".
Darth Vader runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dick Murdoch takes a handful of throwing knives.
Doink The Clown grabs a shovel.
Drew Bledsoe gathers as much food as he can.
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Day 1
Dave Grohl receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Dwayne Johnson and Dan Severn split up to search for resources.
Dude Love severely slices Dick Tracy with a sword.
Drew Bledsoe collects fruit from a tree.
David Draiman tends to Dracula's wounds.
DJ Khaled tends to Dazzler's wounds.
Darryl Strawberry practices his archery.
Danny Basham hunts for other tributes.
David Bowie attacks Dean Ambrose, but he manages to escape.
Dick Dastardly travels to higher ground.
Darth Vader injures himself.
Doink The Clown bashes Dick Murdoch's head against a rock several times.
Daredevil scares Doug Basham off.
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Fallen Tributes 1
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Damien Demento
District 7
Donatello
District 6
Dilbert
District 1
Don Knotts
District 12
Dick Tracy
District 3
Dick Murdoch
District 10
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Night 1
Darryl Strawberry defeats Drew Bledsoe in a fight, but spares his life.
Dean Ambrose starts a fire.
Dave Grohl tries to sing himself to sleep.
Daredevil tries to sing himself to sleep.
Doug Basham cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Dazzler, Dick Dastardly, and David Draiman discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Darth Vader receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
David Bowie convinces Dan Severn to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Dracula and Danny Basham threaten a double suicide. It fails and they live.
Doink The Clown sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Dwayne Johnson silently snaps DJ Khaled's neck.
Dude Love climbs a tree to rest.
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Day 2
Dazzler practices her archery.
Daredevil scares Dick Dastardly off.
Drew Bledsoe camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Dracula travels to higher ground.
Dwayne Johnson makes a slingshot.
Doug Basham discovers a river.
Darryl Strawberry forces Darth Vader to kill Doink The Clown or Dave Grohl. He decides to kill Dave Grohl.
David Bowie travels to higher ground.
David Draiman tries to spear fish with a trident.
Dean Ambrose runs away from Danny Basham.
Dude Love searches for firewood.
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Fallen Tributes 2
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dan Severn
District 5
DJ Khaled
District 11
Dave Grohl
District 11
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Night 2
Dwayne Johnson starts a fire.
Doink The Clown begs for Darth Vader to kill him. He refuses, keeping Doink The Clown alive.
Drew Bledsoe passes out from exhaustion.
Dracula lets Dean Ambrose into his shelter.
Dazzler starts a fire.
Danny Basham receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Dick Dastardly is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Darryl Strawberry sets up camp for the night.
Daredevil quietly hums.
David Draiman begs for Doug Basham to kill him. He refuses, keeping David Draiman alive.
David Bowie convinces Dude Love to snuggle with him.
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Day 3
Darth Vader dies from thirst.
Dazzler picks flowers.
David Draiman practices his archery.
Danny Basham fishes.
Doink The Clown attacks Drew Bledsoe, but he manages to escape.
David Bowie receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Dick Dastardly receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Dracula tries to spear fish with a trident.
Daredevil attacks Dwayne Johnson, but he manages to escape.
Doug Basham steals from Darryl Strawberry while he isn't looking.
Dean Ambrose makes a slingshot.
Dude Love receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
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Fallen Tributes 3
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Darth Vader
District 5
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Night 3
David Draiman, Dazzler, Dean Ambrose, and Daredevil sleep in shifts.
Dracula tends to his wounds.
Dude Love and Darryl Strawberry sleep in shifts.
Dick Dastardly and Danny Basham talk about the tributes still alive.
Doink The Clown, Drew Bledsoe, Dwayne Johnson, Doug Basham, and David Bowie sleep in shifts.
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Day 4
Doug Basham, Dazzler, Dean Ambrose, Danny Basham, and Dwayne Johnson track down and kill David Bowie.
Darryl Strawberry steals from Doink The Clown while he isn't looking.
David Draiman makes a slingshot.
Drew Bledsoe thinks about home.
Daredevil and Dracula work together for the day.
Dude Love searches for firewood.
Dick Dastardly attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
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Fallen Tributes 4
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
David Bowie
District 10
Dick Dastardly
District 8
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Night 4
David Draiman goes to sleep.
Dracula and Danny Basham talk about the tributes still alive.
Dazzler and Darryl Strawberry sleep in shifts.
Dwayne Johnson overpowers Drew Bledsoe, killing him.
Doink The Clown receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Daredevil begs for Dean Ambrose to kill him. He refuses, keeping Daredevil alive.
Dude Love cries himself to sleep.
Doug Basham receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
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Day 5
Dwayne Johnson, Danny Basham, and Dazzler hunt for other tributes.
Daredevil searches for firewood.
Dude Love makes a slingshot.
Doink The Clown is unable to convince David Draiman to not kill him.
Dracula searches for firewood.
Doug Basham goes hunting.
Dean Ambrose is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Darryl Strawberry bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
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Fallen Tributes 5
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Drew Bledsoe
District 12
Doink The Clown
District 7
Darryl Strawberry
District 1
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Night 5
Danny Basham and Doug Basham huddle for warmth.
Dwayne Johnson shoots an arrow into Dean Ambrose's head.
David Draiman and Dracula tell stories about themselves to each other.
Dazzler and Daredevil sleep in shifts.
Dude Love dies from an infection.
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The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Dracula decides not to go to The Feast.
David Draiman steals Danny Basham's memoirs.
Doug Basham decides not to go to The Feast.
Dazzler decides not to go to The Feast.
Daredevil decides not to go to The Feast.
Dwayne Johnson decides not to go to The Feast.
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Day 6
Danny Basham dies from an infection.
Daredevil picks flowers.
David Draiman attacks Dwayne Johnson, but he manages to escape.
Dazzler and Dracula work together for the day.
Doug Basham dies from an infection.
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Fallen Tributes 6
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dean Ambrose
District 4
Dude Love
District 9
Danny Basham
District 4
Doug Basham
District 2
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Night 6
Dazzler kills Dracula with a hatchet.
David Draiman defeats Dwayne Johnson in a fight, but spares his life.
Daredevil accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
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Day 7
Dazzler diverts David Draiman's attention and runs away.
Dwayne Johnson discovers a cave.
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Fallen Tributes 7
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dracula
District 6
Daredevil
District 2
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Night 7
Dwayne Johnson destroys David Draiman's supplies while he is asleep.
Dazzler attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.
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Day 8
Dwayne Johnson throws a knife into David Draiman's head.
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Fallen Tributes 8
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dazzler
District 3
David Draiman
District 9
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The Winner
The winner is Dwayne Johnson from District 8!
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Summary
{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
The Bloodbath
DJ Khaled convinces Damien Demento to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Donatello, Dilbert, and Dracula get into a fight. Dracula triumphantly kills them both.
Dwayne Johnson/David Draiman/Don Knotts/Danny Basham/Dan Severn/Dick Tracy find a one-bullet gun and decide to Russian Roulette it out of the game. Don Knotts "wins".
Day 1
Dude Love severely slices Dick Tracy with a sword.
Doink The Clown bashes Dick Murdoch's head against a rock several times.
Night 1
David Bowie convinces Dan Severn to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Dwayne Johnson silently snaps DJ Khaled's neck.
Day 2
Darryl Strawberry forces Darth Vader to kill Doink The Clown or Dave Grohl. He decides to kill Dave Grohl.
Night 2
No deaths occurred.
Day 3
Darth Vader dies from thirst.
Night 3
No deaths occurred.
Day 4
Doug Basham, Dazzler, Dean Ambrose, Danny Basham, and Dwayne Johnson track down and kill David Bowie.
Dick Dastardly attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
Night 4
Dwayne Johnson overpowers Drew Bledsoe, killing him.
Day 5
Doink The Clown is unable to convince David Draiman to not kill him.
Darryl Strawberry bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Night 5
Dwayne Johnson shoots an arrow into Dean Ambrose's head.
Dude Love dies from an infection.
The Feast
No deaths occurred.
Day 6
Danny Basham dies from an infection.
Doug Basham dies from an infection.
Night 6
Dazzler kills Dracula with a hatchet.
Daredevil accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Day 7
No deaths occurred.
Night 7
Dazzler attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.
Day 8
Dwayne Johnson throws a knife into David Draiman's head.
The winner is Dwayne Johnson from District 8!
Placements
1. Dwayne Johnson
2. David Draiman
3. Dazzler
4. Daredevil
5. Dracula
6. Doug Basham
7. Danny Basham
8. Dude Love
9. Dean Ambrose
10. Darryl Strawberry
11. Doink The Clown
12. Drew Bledsoe
13. Dick Dastardly
14. David Bowie
15. Darth Vader
16. Dave Grohl
17. DJ Khaled
18. Dan Severn
19. Dick Murdoch
20. Dick Tracy
21. Don Knotts
22. Dilbert
23. Donatello
24. Damien Demento
District Placements
1. District8
2. District9
3. District3
4. District2
5. District6
6. District4
7. District1
8. District7
9. District12
10. District10
11. District5
12. District11
Kills
5: Dwayne Johnson
2: Dazzler
2: Dracula
1: Doug Basham
1: DJ Khaled
1: David Bowie
1: Dude Love
1: David Draiman
1: Doink The Clown
1: Dean Ambrose
1: Danny Basham
1: Darth Vader
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