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Post by fw91 on Aug 25, 2019 15:58:32 GMT -5
Vince blowing out both his quads.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 25, 2019 16:01:46 GMT -5
Albert ranting on how Scotty made him dance for six months.
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Post by J. Hova on Aug 25, 2019 16:08:14 GMT -5
There have been so many over the years: Shockmaster (what made it better was Davey's reaction), Vince's dancing, WWF's attempts to be cool in the mid 90s, but the one that made me laugh really hard recently was Batista falling through the ropes at WM and Shawn's reaction on commentary.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 16:26:03 GMT -5
Chris Benoit taking a fan made "We love you Eddie / R.I.P." sign from front row in 2005 Survivor Series Tour and lifting it above his head with both hands and whole Hartwall Arena collapsing to laughter, because other side of the sign read: "Marry Me Batista!"  - This was my first and so far only wrestling show I've ever attended. I was so bummed out that one of my favourites, Eddie, died like a week before I could see him live. :/ |
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Post by Shark on Aug 25, 2019 16:57:20 GMT -5
Titus World Slide is something that makes me laugh just from hearing those 3 words. I don't even have to see Titus fall, just hearing or seeing those words makes me laugh.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Aug 25, 2019 17:15:41 GMT -5
"Paul, I can't feel my legs"
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Post by Rican on Aug 25, 2019 17:21:56 GMT -5
Kane popping his head out from through the ring to interrupt Edge and Lita's wedding. One of my best friends called me in f***ing hysterics right after it happened.
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Post by Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh on Aug 25, 2019 18:40:49 GMT -5
"I hate you, Batista!"
"I HATE YOU TOO!!!"
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Post by CeilingFan on Aug 25, 2019 19:14:59 GMT -5
When the Berzerker failed to impale the Undertaker with a sword, he took off his vest and threw it at Taker.
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Aug 25, 2019 20:00:07 GMT -5
TNA opening their first head-to-head Monday night Impact with the biggest clusterf*** of a cage match since the Cage of Terror in WCW that ended with Homocide getting himself stuck on the cage, and a random Jeff Hardy run-in fresh from his court date to close the whole segment off.
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Post by Rave on Aug 25, 2019 21:16:16 GMT -5
Kane popping his head out from through the ring to interrupt Edge and Lita's wedding. One of my best friends called me in f***ing hysterics right after it happened. And then the officiant shouted "JESUS CHRIST!" at the top of his lungs and I was 100% done. Still one of my favorite quotes. Speaking of Kane, that time when he pushed Ryder off the stage in the wheelchair and the wheelchair neatly folded itself up afterward. Amazing. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 25, 2019 21:26:30 GMT -5
Kane popping his head out from through the ring to interrupt Edge and Lita's wedding. One of my best friends called me in f***ing hysterics right after it happened. And then the officiant shouted "JESUS CHRIST!" at the top of his lungs and I was 100% done. Still one of my favorite quotes. Speaking of Kane, that time when he pushed Ryder off the stage in the wheelchair and the wheelchair neatly folded itself up afterward. Amazing. It's even better than that, because the minister actually said "By the power vested in me by God, our Father, and the Lord...JESUS CHRIST!" You know, because he would have said "Jesus Christ" anyway had the wedding gone as planned. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 25, 2019 21:31:41 GMT -5
TNA opening their first head-to-head Monday night Impact with the biggest clusterf*** of a cage match since the Cage of Terror in WCW that ended with Homocide getting himself stuck on the cage, and a random Jeff Hardy run-in fresh from his court date to close the whole segment off. I'll always love that for the first match on one of their biggest shows ever, they decided on a match that had only been done twice with fairly iffy results that was inherently miserable to film cause it was WHOLE ASS BRIGHT RED. Let's not tell Homicide how to climb out either, it'll be funny when Jeff has to make his debut by headbopping to his own song. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 25, 2019 21:34:01 GMT -5
TNA opening their first head-to-head Monday night Impact with the biggest clusterf*** of a cage match since the Cage of Terror in WCW that ended with Homocide getting himself stuck on the cage, and a random Jeff Hardy run-in fresh from his court date to close the whole segment off. I'll always love that for the first match on one of their biggest shows ever, they decided on a match that had only been done twice with fairly iffy results that was inherently miserable to film cause it was WHOLE ASS BRIGHT RED. Let's not tell Homicide how to climb out either, it'll be funny when Jeff has to make his debut by headbopping to his own song. It's not that Homicide didn't know how to climb out, it's that he COULDN'T. Dude has been wearing shoulder tape for as long as I've seen him on TV. He isn't ever going to be climbing the Terror Dome, ever. They probably didn't even tell him what he was doing until within an hour of bell time, I'm guessing. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Aug 25, 2019 21:51:24 GMT -5
Twenty years ago I lost it when Jeff Jarrett laid out Moolah with his guitar. The impact and sell really popped me for whatever reason. youtu.be/40fYy_WRDLsAlso, Angle Angle Slamming Mae Young. Me and my buddy were at a sports bar/restaurant with huge screens showing Raw, and we lost it. Another is the "brutal" Kennel from Hell where the dogs pissed and shit everywhere, and then one of the handlers getting pulled and falling down by the dogs. |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Aug 25, 2019 22:02:00 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 25, 2019 22:11:31 GMT -5
TNA opening their first head-to-head Monday night Impact with the biggest clusterf*** of a cage match since the Cage of Terror in WCW that ended with Homocide getting himself stuck on the cage, and a random Jeff Hardy run-in fresh from his court date to close the whole segment off. I'll always love that for the first match on one of their biggest shows ever, they decided on a match that had only been done twice with fairly iffy results that was inherently miserable to film cause it was WHOLE ASS BRIGHT RED. Let's not tell Homicide how to climb out either, it'll be funny when Jeff has to make his debut by headbopping to his own song. Didn't the match end in a DQ, too? Because that's a totally not stupid way to end a cage match of any description. I recall my brother walking in right when Homicide was hanging upside down, stuck. He wasn't a wrestling fan, then or now, and he just stared at the screen in stunned silence. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 25, 2019 22:22:51 GMT -5
Greg Gagne’s “rap” on the WrestleRock Rumble...still gets quoted by me and a few others to this day.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 25, 2019 22:23:55 GMT -5
On two occasions in both wcw and wwf, one guy falls backwards and the back of his head hits the crotch of the guy who's laid out.
First with Kanyon falling on Ddp like that. And then later in the wwf with Mankind falling on trips.
Granted this is most likely painful, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it each time.
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Post by flowercity on Aug 25, 2019 22:26:24 GMT -5
you were suppose to be my friend!!!!
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- This was my first and so far only wrestling show I've ever attended. I was so bummed out that one of my favourites, Eddie, died like a week before I could see him live. :/
