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Post by Cyno on Aug 30, 2019 21:58:30 GMT -5
If he started a septic service, would he be BM Punk? That's what they called him after he shat in his trunks that one Smackdown.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Aug 30, 2019 23:07:46 GMT -5
If he was a vintage Milton Bradley board game he'd be CM Kerplunk *ahem* Sir, you may want to take a gander at the posts above you. *Stop stealing my material! *George Costanza voice.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 30, 2019 23:13:27 GMT -5
If his posterior grew to mammoth proportions, would he be CM Badonkadonk? More like CM Junk in the Trunk.
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Post by government mule on Aug 30, 2019 23:56:01 GMT -5
Donut shop employee of the month CM Dunkin' Donuts.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 31, 2019 0:58:23 GMT -5
If he only recognizes the metric system as the only true measurement system, he'll be cm Punk.
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Post by schizo on Aug 31, 2019 2:49:31 GMT -5
If he starts playing basketball, he'd be CM Dunk
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 31, 2019 7:26:59 GMT -5
If he plays Dungeons & Dragons, is he DM Punk?
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Greer
Unicron
Points. Don't. Matter.
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Post by Greer on Aug 31, 2019 9:29:09 GMT -5
If his posterior grew to mammoth proportions, would he be CM Badonkadonk? More like CM Junk in the Trunk. "Gotta write these down."
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Aug 31, 2019 9:35:18 GMT -5
Back in FCW, he was known as CM Hunk.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2019 16:35:31 GMT -5
Surprised the OP didn't say "CM Dump" instead of "CM Junk."
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 31, 2019 16:37:37 GMT -5
If his posterior grew to mammoth proportions, would he be CM Badonkadonk? If?
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} I love this "Triple H thinks CM Punk has a big ass" thing and I hope it never goes away Mid-Carder confirmed Booty Hound.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 31, 2019 16:50:46 GMT -5
If he switched away from the metric system would he be 0.393701 inch Punk?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 31, 2019 17:15:43 GMT -5
I heard he’s starting a new podcast about different conspiracy theories called CM Debunk.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2019 17:20:37 GMT -5
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Sept 1, 2019 4:08:22 GMT -5
I've heard his UFC run CM Stunk
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repomark
Unicron
For Mash Get Smash
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Post by repomark on Sept 1, 2019 12:53:59 GMT -5
CM Punk’s a dustman, He wears a dustman’s hat, He wears cor blimey trousers, That really show off his skinny fat ass
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 1, 2019 18:47:16 GMT -5
, would he be known as CM Junk? No, that’s his porn name.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Sept 1, 2019 19:41:06 GMT -5
If he moved to Atlanta and started a rap career, would he be CM Crunk?
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Sept 1, 2019 20:13:47 GMT -5
He didn't do well on tests in high school, that's how he became CM Flunk.
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segaz
Samurai Cop
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Post by segaz on Sept 5, 2019 4:20:46 GMT -5
When he comes up with a bad idea, is he CM Thunk?
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