TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 1, 2019 12:48:50 GMT -5
Why does this dummy catch no flack for constantly throwing parties and holding sports competitions instead of focusing on defending her nation that is under almost constant attack?
Depose this lazy monarch! We need a proactive leader!
Like Wario!
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Post by Cyno on Sept 1, 2019 13:47:11 GMT -5
It is time for the Toads and Toadettes to seize the means of production and depose the plumber bourgeoisie!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2019 14:12:18 GMT -5
DOWN WITH PEACH
UP WITH DAISY
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Fundertaker
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Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 1, 2019 14:46:51 GMT -5
DOWN WITH PEACH UP WITH DAISY Well, she's always getting dragged to Peach's sports events and all... |
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 1, 2019 15:02:56 GMT -5
And why did she time travel with the Mario Bros to mesozoic times back in 1991?
#notmyprincess
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 1, 2019 15:18:36 GMT -5
Why does this dummy catch no flack for constantly throwing parties and holding sports competitions instead of focusing on defending her nation that is under almost constant attack? Depose this lazy monarch! We need a proactive leader! Like Wario! And who is almost always at these events? Bowser! Aka the one who constantly invades her kingdom and kidnaps her! Hashtag inside job |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2019 15:22:20 GMT -5
Why does this dummy catch no flack for constantly throwing parties and holding sports competitions instead of focusing on defending her nation that is under almost constant attack? Depose this lazy monarch! We need a proactive leader! Like Wario! And who is almost always at these events? Bowser! Aka the one who constantly invades her kingdom and kidnaps her! Hashtag inside job I hear Mario wasn't even born in Italy.... |
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Sept 1, 2019 15:26:25 GMT -5
Have you seen The King of the Mushroom Kingdom?
There's a reason why she rules instead of him
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 1, 2019 15:30:22 GMT -5
 IMPEACH PEACH |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 1, 2019 15:44:02 GMT -5
Bowser should just run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 1, 2019 15:49:40 GMT -5
Peach is the pits!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2019 16:36:42 GMT -5
Why does this dummy catch no flack for constantly throwing parties and holding sports competitions instead of focusing on defending her nation that is under almost constant attack? Depose this lazy monarch! We need a proactive leader! Like Wario! And who is almost always at these events? Bowser! Aka the one who constantly invades her kingdom and kidnaps her! Hashtag inside job Bullet Bill fuel can't melt piranha plant pipes |
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 1, 2019 16:45:55 GMT -5
Bowser should just run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom. He'd just fill up the cabinet with his kids. Personally, I think it's Donkey Kong's time to shine, at least we know that he believes in education, math in particular, and he'd LITERALLY throw out any pork barrel projects. |
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Post by chrom on Sept 1, 2019 17:00:03 GMT -5
Bowser should just run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom. He tried remember?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 1, 2019 17:05:01 GMT -5
Bowser should just run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom. He'd just fill up the cabinet with his kids. Personally, I think it's Donkey Kong's time to shine, at least we know that he believes in education, math in particular, and he'd LITERALLY throw out any pork barrel projects. Doesn’t DK have an island of his own, one that was subject to an environmental disaster in his last major game? |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 1, 2019 17:08:47 GMT -5
Maybe if Mario was tripping balls constantly, he’d have any easier time.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 1, 2019 20:30:52 GMT -5
Bowser should just run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom. He'd just fill up the cabinet with his kids. Personally, I think it's Donkey Kong's time to shine, at least we know that he believes in education, math in particular, and he'd LITERALLY throw out any pork barrel projects. I rather vote for G. |
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 1, 2019 21:01:09 GMT -5
To be fair, we don't really get to see her do much princessing since she's always captured or in the process of being captured, but she has to be doing something right if nobody has ever considered deposing her despite probably spending about as much time in Bowser's dungeon as she does her own castle.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 2, 2019 1:43:50 GMT -5
DOWN WITH PEACH UP WITH DAISY I'd like to get up with Daisy, if you know what I mean.  {Spoiler}{SPOILER}I mean sex |
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 2, 2019 9:48:55 GMT -5
How in the hell is the Mushroom Kingdom's defense budget 150 billion? It is literally one chubby dude and his dopey brother. And neither of them show up to battle with any weapons. Where is that money going?!?!
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