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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Oct 6, 2019 15:00:46 GMT -5
Image Consultant. It is a perfect kayfabe reason to have somebody around in a manager position, and would be very timely in this current climate. I believe the only time they’ve done it is with Amy Weber for JBL (she often gets incorrectly labelled as one of that eras “useless divas”, when she was actually really good in the role). Wasn't that what Rico was with Billy and Chuck or was he a hair stylist I can't remember which.
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El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Oct 6, 2019 15:01:36 GMT -5
Bee Keeper.
With a fumigator he used to put his opponents to sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 15:04:07 GMT -5
"Instagram influencer"
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Oct 6, 2019 15:06:28 GMT -5
A tow truck driver. I’d say an evil tow truck driver, but that is naturally implied. Bonus points if in these social media days they go meta with it and have the guy actually tow cars outside the arena. Wasn't that what Repo Man was? Kinda?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 6, 2019 16:42:16 GMT -5
Have they done a hypnotist gimmick? Like a traditional hypnotist with the stopwatch and whatnot? That’d be neat. Honestly, for all the stupid mind control storylines in wrestling (the Angelina/Winter gimmick sticking out in my head), I'd mark for a straight up Doctor Faustus-style gimmick. They could have a face attacking other faces and helping other heels, and after weeks of speculation, we find out he's got a Manchurian Candidate thing going on.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 17:21:44 GMT -5
A Ventriloquist, with a midget playing his dummy. For weeks everybody thinks it actually is just a dummy until it pops up to deliver a low blow to the opponent during a title match. If you look back at my posts about a year ago, I made a Thread about doing this gimmick on the indies. I was training to be a wrestler a few years back and I’m not even joking, I was gonna do the gimmick Bray Wyatt is doing now. I even made a post about it like 2 months before the gimmick debuted on TV. Granted there’s a few changes... I have short hair, no beard. I’m a little bit “cleaner” looking. There also wouldn’t be the “Fiend” part. But basically I’d come to the ring with a doll that I’d call “Quincy” and make it talk. Like act like he was an actual person that has conversations with me and calls out the other wrestlers. I was even gonna do the Playhouse thing cause I saw Pee Wee Herman doing it and I always thought it would be an amazing gimmick. A part of me wonders if Bray actually read that post of mine lol. I was so weirded out when I saw it on TV, almost exactly like how I envisioned it for myself.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 6, 2019 19:14:56 GMT -5
Jake Milliman already did it in the AWA... Winner of the turkey-on-a-pole match bay-bay!!
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El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on Oct 6, 2019 19:36:37 GMT -5
I want to seem some generic annoying corporate ladder climber. Brings business cards to every match. Misses one match a month attending a networking conference. Lists every victory on their LinkedIn profile.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 6, 2019 20:03:09 GMT -5
Evil telemarketer. Or is that redundant?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 20:04:13 GMT -5
Pawnbroker/picker, who steals items from other wrestlers, backstage, etc. to sell them, or ends up buying props or contracts.
They end up buying the 24/7 title and selling it off.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 6, 2019 20:23:23 GMT -5
This one would be in bad taste if they did it.
A wrestling Medium... a wrestler that talks to the dead, and lets them temporarily possess his/her body during matches... so the wrestler would do the deceased wrestlers mannerisms, taunts and moves.
I’m sure some scummy Indy promotion has done this at some point.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Oct 6, 2019 22:06:47 GMT -5
Evil telemarketer. Or is that redundant? They could start feuds by interrupting other wrestler’s promos and offering to sell them useless crap.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 16, 2020 16:34:11 GMT -5
graphic designer, dog walker, anesthesiologist, air conditioner repairman The graphic designer has to say they were inspired by Bret Hart.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on May 16, 2020 16:36:08 GMT -5
Isn't that Chelsea Green and Robert Stone
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on May 16, 2020 16:40:11 GMT -5
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 16, 2020 16:44:53 GMT -5
Wrestling gardener Dan D. Lyons.
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Hank Scorpio
BANG
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Post by Peeetah on May 16, 2020 16:45:18 GMT -5
Disgruntled customer service call centre worker, we have a deep seated resentment of humanity that would make a great heel.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on May 16, 2020 16:48:17 GMT -5
Bob Ross style artist that paints all calm at ringside, politely excuses himself to murderize his opponent and then right back to calmly painting.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on May 16, 2020 16:49:01 GMT -5
Jake Milliman already did it in the AWA... Winner of the turkey-on-a-pole match bay-bay!! Otis’ dad is the milkman! This stuff just writes itself.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 16, 2020 17:14:24 GMT -5
Disgruntled Postal Worker. How this didn't happen in the New Generation Era is a mystery to me.
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