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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:10:12 GMT -5
We got some butt-ugly MMA in action tonight, folks. This is going to be a trainwreck, but the question is if it'll be a fun kind of trainwreck, or a depressing kind?
De Patron looks like SHIT in the training footage they had.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:11:14 GMT -5
Guys...
WWE! He was in WWE! WWE! Did you know De Patron was in WWE? WWE! Remember WWE?
WWE!
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Post by XIII on Dec 7, 2019 21:11:17 GMT -5
Keep updating this. I’m perversely fascinated by this fiasco(but not fascinated enough to actually watch it live)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:14:28 GMT -5
I decided to look up Combate Americas on Wikipedia; this federation has been around since 2011 and caters to Mexican MMA fans, but they clearly got a Bellator thing going if they have main events like this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:18:48 GMT -5
Keep updating this. I’m perversely fascinated by this fiasco(but not fascinated enough to actually watch it live) Oh, I plan on doing it. Not a good crowd tonight in Hidalgo. Also, the main sponsor is the upcoming Bad Boys movie.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:19:38 GMT -5
Rey Trujillo vs. Gaston Reyno is the first match that opens the PPV portion of this card.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:22:39 GMT -5
One of the commentators opened up a beverage and is drinking while doing commentary during the match.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:27:31 GMT -5
This match has been nothing but Reyno grabbing Trujillo's leg and trying to clinch him.
Crowd is getting restless.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:31:28 GMT -5
And Gaston does a spinning back kick for some reason.
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Post by XIII on Dec 7, 2019 21:33:44 GMT -5
This match has been nothing but Reyno grabbing Trujillo's leg and trying to clinch him. Crowd is getting restless. There’s a crowd?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:37:33 GMT -5
This match has been nothing but Reyno grabbing Trujillo's leg and trying to clinch him. Crowd is getting restless. There’s a crowd? Believe it or not, people did show up. It's not like there's much going on in Hidalgo, Texas on a Saturday night. Third round is more of the same; Gaston Reyno tries to apply hold, doesn't. Crowd clearly has lost interest in the match and is chanting stuff to occupy the time until the next match.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:38:49 GMT -5
This match is going to decision (though the outcome is obvious), but man this was an ugly match. Apparently Trujillo was a replacement opponent, so he might have just stalled due to a lack of prep time. Nonetheless, this was rough.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:44:23 GMT -5
Oh, God. Mariachi bands.
Could this show get any more stereotypical?
I know mariachi is a historical brand of music in Mexican culture, but it's also a cliché and undersells Mexican music.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:45:42 GMT -5
Next match features a woman with a 1-0 record taking on someone making his MMA debut. I have no idea why this is on the card unless the company is high on "Sexy Dulce".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:47:54 GMT -5
They showed De Patron and Ortiz in their locker rooms. This isn't what happened, but I like to imagine De Patron was getting a pedicure while Ortiz was reimagining the time he turned on the Main Event Mafia to join Aces & Eights.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:50:34 GMT -5
Oh, crap... this is Sexy Star! Sexy Star's on this show.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:52:30 GMT -5
Commentary refers to pro wrestling as "the WWE world". Like, you're both Hispanic! Aren't you aware of lucha libre?!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:54:49 GMT -5
This is actually my first time seeing Sexy Star in any capacity since the Triplemania XXV incident, so this is going to be unpleasant for me to put up with.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:55:33 GMT -5
Oh, crap... this is Sexy Star! Sexy Star's on this show. Doing what? Does she have a fight planned for the start of next year, or anything? Haven't heard about her in months.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 21:58:32 GMT -5
Oh, crap... this is Sexy Star! Sexy Star's on this show. Doing what? Does she have a fight planned for the start of next year, or anything? Haven't heard about her for months. I don't know. I think she's transitioning into MMA as she's burned that pro wrestling bridge & she thinks she's too good for MLW. Either way, they picked a tomato can for Sexy Star.
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