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Post by Raskovnik on Dec 7, 2019 22:43:17 GMT -5
This isn't a UFC event, though. This is Combate Americas; a Mexican MMA federation that I described as on par with Bellator in appearance and logic. But there will be plenty of cocaine. Everyone (excluding Alberto and Tito) understands this. That's why I want to see him win so bad. / I want to him to really think he is best fighter in the world and talk about easily beating up Stipe Miocic and Jon Jones, but he can't as he is contracted to Combate Americas. Add in Sexy Star and I'll be watching this weird world MMA. / You could do a rematch against Cro Cop (who's had a nice winning streak right now in smaller promotions) ... Cro Cop doesn't fight anymore, he had to retire earlier this year after having a stroke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 22:48:19 GMT -5
Everyone (excluding Alberto and Tito) understands this. That's why I want to see him win so bad. / I want to him to really think he is best fighter in the world and talk about easily beating up Stipe Miocic and Jon Jones, but he can't as he is contracted to Combate Americas. Add in Sexy Star and I'll be watching this weird world MMA. / You could do a rematch against Cro Cop (who's had a nice winning streak right now in smaller promotions) ... Cro Cop doesn't fight anymore, he had to retire earlier this year after having a stroke. Wow, did not remember hearing about that. :/ At least he finished strong.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 22:50:57 GMT -5
Alright, we're heading closer to our main event. Just this match and the women's fight.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 22:54:14 GMT -5
They really like calling Enrique Gonzalez "Baby Bull".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 22:57:43 GMT -5
Levy Marroquin wins in the first round via submission.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:01:57 GMT -5
De Patron looks coked out of his mind.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:04:20 GMT -5
No bigger star than... Herb!
Okay, we got the 6th biggest star in the Bad Boys movie who just so happens to own this promotion.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:15:44 GMT -5
I'm trying my damndest to keep interest through this women's championship match, but I keep turning away for the Big Ten Championship.
However, I will focus on the main event in all of its lunacy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:23:14 GMT -5
Oh, boy. There is no way we're gonna be able to post GIFs of the Ortiz/De Patron fight now that I know what Ortiz has on his shorts front and center.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 7, 2019 23:24:25 GMT -5
Oh, boy. There is no way we're gonna be able to post GIFs of the Ortiz/De Patron fight now that I know what Ortiz has on his shorts front and center. ?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 7, 2019 23:24:57 GMT -5
Oh, boy. There is no way we're gonna be able to post GIFs of the Ortiz/De Patron fight now that I know what Ortiz has on his shorts front and center. ? If it's what I've seen on social media, it's Trump.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:25:12 GMT -5
Oh, boy. There is no way we're gonna be able to post GIFs of the Ortiz/De Patron fight now that I know what Ortiz has on his shorts front and center. ? WWE Hall of Famer 2020 campaign logo on his junk. I've been beating around the bush all night given our "No Politics" guideline, and Ortiz is going to go all-in on the politics.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 7, 2019 23:25:26 GMT -5
^Ah.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:25:33 GMT -5
Had a nip slip for a moment.
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Post by XIII on Dec 7, 2019 23:26:33 GMT -5
If it's what I've seen on social media, it's Trump. Ortiz going super heel in a Texas border town. What kind of shitshow is this? lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:30:24 GMT -5
If it's what I've seen on social media, it's Trump. Ortiz going super heel in a Texas border town. What kind of shitshow is this? lol Earlier in the night, he was telling the interviewer that he wants to show Mexican Americans can prosper "the right way" or something like that. I dunno, wasn't paying attention besides the big honking sign in the back! It's funny that De Patron is being pushed as the babyface in this fight, given all the f*** ups he's had in his life.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:37:20 GMT -5
One of the women, Melissa Martinez, who had her top messed up, put back on her entrance shirt in the third round, which is likely going to be "debated", but given how carny this federation is, would it really matter?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:40:37 GMT -5
And the 964th mention of the upcoming Bad Boys movie.
I really, really, REALLY do not want to see this movie after tonight.
Judge's decision goes to Melissa Martinez, so she's their first strawweight champion.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:41:43 GMT -5
Called himself Del Rio during the promo.
For some reason, one guy only speaks English & the other speaks only Spanish in these packages.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 23:42:46 GMT -5
Ortiz has a UFC Championship that he has taped all over. Bush league.
It's time for the freak show!
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