Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 13, 2023 15:27:29 GMT -5
If you continue to run events with a roster of less than 10 people (who alternate in and out by wearing masks) in front of an audience of a dozen in the same backyard where Dollar Tree nWo Wolfpac Sting's knees a'splode last year, you very much are an outlaw mud show. (No joke, this is for real and they're planning another "show" this weekend) The real life version of an EWR backyard promotion, holy crap. OMG LOok up #HeritageHoax on twitter or FB to fill in the blanks. But if you book 30 wrestlers for a casino show that is being filmed to air on a major station in the state's capital and on a streaming service. Then 2 hours before doors open tell everyone "Hey the ring truck got t-boned so no ring" oh and "Yea dem video guys all got da Covid". So your roster scrambles gets a ring on it's way and gathers up all the iphones and tablets the guys have to film with. The roster becomes the ring crew and is putting the ring together at 6pm when the doors open. Oh yea also promoter never put out a poster or flyer.... SO 100 people total show up....Then the topper on this Shindie Sundae is the promoter ran out the back and hauled ass,appears to be out of state,before the show was over SO NO ONE GOT PAID! YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!! I'm having flashbacks to camping Greg Iron's twitter when Hardcore Roadtrip imploded. Shindie promoters gotta shindie promoter even during a pandemic. Plus there's a Venmo set up, linked here. Now almost 2 years after #heritagehoax I still wear my Red #Heritagehoax shirt. Learned like 20 or so total sold. Still no word on Tom Parker. But I keep expecting him to pop back up with either the fed that run MS that has one owner that most hate and another that is clueless to the modern indie scene. Or appearing down in Mobile with CZCW.
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Post by Rave on Apr 13, 2023 16:09:29 GMT -5
I saw the ad on Facebook just now and have more details. It’s apparently presented by IWA: Deep South. Fans are encouraged to bring Legos, cookie sheets, and “softcore bats” (whatever that is) and a group called the Circus of Chaos (clowns) is apparently facing a group called the Turdy World Order, which apparently involves a guy who wears a body suit shaped and colored like a turd. If you think Ian Rotten is mudshow, Deep South is worse. Also..."softcore" bat? Is that a dildo? From putting the term into Google, I'm assuming they mean like a teeball bat for kids. It's an IWA promotion though, it wouldn't shock me if they did mean dildos.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 13, 2023 20:48:20 GMT -5
If you think Ian Rotten is mudshow, Deep South is worse. Also..."softcore" bat? Is that a dildo? From putting the term into Google, I'm assuming they mean like a teeball bat for kids. It's an IWA promotion though, it wouldn't shock me if they did mean dildos. Now I’m wondering if a dildo ever popped up (hehe) in a fan’s bring the weapons match and if so if it would apply to the thread title
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Post by cassonova on Apr 13, 2023 20:51:11 GMT -5
From putting the term into Google, I'm assuming they mean like a teeball bat for kids. It's an IWA promotion though, it wouldn't shock me if they did mean dildos. Now I’m wondering if a dildo ever popped up (hehe) in a fan’s bring the weapons match and if so if it would apply to the thread title I dunno about Fans Bring the Weapons, but Sensory Overload Lucha Libre had one in a hardcore match between Ken Oddity & Pinkie Sanchez. SOLL was tongue in cheek mudshow.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 13, 2023 20:56:29 GMT -5
Now I’m wondering if a dildo ever popped up (hehe) in a fan’s bring the weapons match and if so if it would apply to the thread title I dunno about Fans Bring the Weapons, but Sensory Overload Lucha Libre had one in a hardcore match between Ken Oddity & Pinkie Sanchez. SOLL was tongue in cheek mudshow. Now I’m afraid to ask, how was it used?
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Post by Rave on Apr 13, 2023 20:58:48 GMT -5
From putting the term into Google, I'm assuming they mean like a teeball bat for kids. It's an IWA promotion though, it wouldn't shock me if they did mean dildos. Now I’m wondering if a dildo ever popped up (hehe) in a fan’s bring the weapons match and if so if it would apply to the thread title I'm sure it's happened. Heck, CZW ran with it, one of the Tournament of Death shows had a fans bring the dildos match.
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Post by cassonova on Apr 13, 2023 21:03:21 GMT -5
I dunno about Fans Bring the Weapons, but Sensory Overload Lucha Libre had one in a hardcore match between Ken Oddity & Pinkie Sanchez. SOLL was tongue in cheek mudshow. Now I’m afraid to ask, how was it used? Surprisingly non-sexually. Though it was used as a aid on a camel clutch.
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Post by Rave on Apr 14, 2023 0:54:14 GMT -5
Now I’m wondering if a dildo ever popped up (hehe) in a fan’s bring the weapons match and if so if it would apply to the thread title I'm sure it's happened. Heck, CZW ran with it, one of the Tournament of Death shows had a fans bring the dildos match. I'm quite sure Google thinks I'm insane/perverted/a serial killer based on the various things I've had reason to Google at various times, so googling if a dildo has ever appeared in a fans bring the weapons match is sadly par for the course here. Seems this is a topic that keeps reoccuring whenever there's a fans bring the weapons match involved and it goes all the way back to the days of ECW, as Mikey Whipwreck's on record as saying that a dildo wrapped in barbed wire was the craziest thing he ever saw a fan bring to a show. FEST Wrestling has a clip on Youtube from one in 2018 that involves a dildo, I'm not gonna link that.
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Post by ToyfareMark on Apr 14, 2023 5:28:14 GMT -5
If your high flying wrestlers keep crashing into basketball nets, at a playground. You might be at an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 16, 2023 17:48:43 GMT -5
Yea I doctored the flyer slightly. But out of all the names i made up,one is legit that guy's wrestling name. See who can guess which is legit
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Post by ltcproductions on Apr 16, 2023 18:19:41 GMT -5
Yea I doctored the flyer slightly. But out of all the names i made up,one is legit that guy's wrestling name. See who can guess which is legit I'm gonna be funny and guess "Needs a Tan Dan"
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 16, 2023 18:31:16 GMT -5
Nope Not Dan.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 17, 2023 22:11:43 GMT -5
My guess is "same here".
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Post by Rave on Apr 18, 2023 0:00:31 GMT -5
I'm guessing Mr. Ice T, because of course someone lurking in the shindies would call themselves that.
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Post by hairycarlweathers on Apr 21, 2023 10:02:56 GMT -5
Two from a recent personal experience in Ohio...
If your event shares parking with a used farm equipment auction and If your backstage monitor feed is from a cellphone making a video call in the concession stand
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Apr 21, 2023 13:51:21 GMT -5
Need a Tan Dan is clearly too awesome a name for the shindies.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 21, 2023 16:24:40 GMT -5
I'm guessing Mr. Ice T, because of course someone lurking in the shindies would call themselves that. WINNER
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Post by XIII on Apr 21, 2023 16:50:56 GMT -5
Yea I doctored the flyer slightly. But out of all the names i made up,one is legit that guy's wrestling name. See who can guess which is legit What is “Why God Why”’s gimmick? 😂
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 21, 2023 17:38:44 GMT -5
Why God Why is actually Walter the worm. His gimmick is he is a manager that is hated. IRL he is a guy that gets booked cause he works cheap or free and people love his dad.
Not really sure what his gimmick really is.
I am just wondering why on a flyer they got two managers. Why God Why and Mr Ice T.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 21, 2023 17:56:26 GMT -5
I assume Why God Why is doing a low rent Cornette kind of thing, as in "rich boy spending his mama's money", I mean, not current day Cornette. It's an easy enough sell, so I'm sure it works to some degree.
Of course, to me, he just looks like he's some random guy that was on Channel Awesome I just never heard about who reviewed Pogs and seasonal Cheeto flavors.
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