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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 0:38:59 GMT -5
If your top babyface enters to the NWO Wolfpack theme, and he was never a member nor ever even in WCW...you might be an outlaw mud show. If any wrestler on the card, especially a babyface, enters to Papa Roach's "Last Resort", you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by honsou on Nov 18, 2019 1:16:01 GMT -5
If the guy playing the entrance music is a DJ that record scratches all of the music, you might be at an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 13:09:10 GMT -5
If you hold a mic up to a 1997 cd boombox for entrance music...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!
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Post by ogreknee on Nov 18, 2019 13:11:51 GMT -5
You book jim cornette
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 13:39:54 GMT -5
If your fed's shows are filmed on a camcorder from 1988 and then you use a set top DVD/VCR recorder to transfer them to DVD...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If the fed only exists cause no one will book you and your washed up old yambag friends....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 13:40:36 GMT -5
If your top babyface enters to the NWO Wolfpack theme, and he was never a member nor ever even in WCW...you might be an outlaw mud show. If any wrestler on the card, especially a babyface, enters to Papa Roach's "Last Resort", you might be an outlaw mud show. Replace Last Resort with Down with the Sickness and that is pretty much every show I went to from 2006 thru 2010.
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 13:43:12 GMT -5
If any wrestler on the card, especially a babyface, enters to Papa Roach's "Last Resort", you might be an outlaw mud show. Replace Last Resort with Down with the Sickness and that is pretty much every show I went to from 2006 thru 2010. Oh jeez yes. I considered mentioning Disturbed as well, because their popular singles are the other overused go-to for indie wrestlers. That Lucha Libre USA thing MTV tried a while back was loaded with them.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 13:53:33 GMT -5
Replace Last Resort with Down with the Sickness and that is pretty much every show I went to from 2006 thru 2010. Oh jeez yes. I considered mentioning Disturbed as well, because their popular singles are the other overused go-to for indie wrestlers. That Lucha Libre USA thing MTV tried a while back was loaded with them. LOL there was a show I went to where the first singles match was Skinny white dude in basketball shorts coming out to Down with the Sickness vs skinny white dude in basketball shorts coming out to Last Resort!
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 13:59:12 GMT -5
Oh jeez yes. I considered mentioning Disturbed as well, because their popular singles are the other overused go-to for indie wrestlers. That Lucha Libre USA thing MTV tried a while back was loaded with them. LOL there was a show I went to where the first singles match was Skinny white dude in basketball shorts coming out to Down with the Sickness vs skinny white dude in basketball shorts coming out to Last Resort! That sounds like a special kind of hell.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 14:00:48 GMT -5
If you teach 10 year old kids to walk bowlegged so you can claim to have a midget match on the show...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
If you have a World title,that is made out of cardboard and tin foil,but only ever run shows in a tiny southern town....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 14:04:49 GMT -5
If you have a World title,that is made out of cardboard and tin foil,but only ever run shows in a tiny southern town....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! If your titles are replicas from WWE (or any other well-known promotion) with stickers on them to try to disguise it, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Celgress on Nov 18, 2019 14:56:29 GMT -5
If your event only draws seven paying customers, two of which are EMTs, yet you are mentioned by Corny on his podcast you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Nov 18, 2019 15:02:44 GMT -5
If you hold a mic up to a 1997 cd boombox for entrance music...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW! If you hold up a mic to a boombox for entrance music, then go to the ring to use the same mic to do the intros, then go sit at a table where you proceed to call the entire match on the mic for the 50 people in attendance to hear (and it's not being recorded/taped)...you are definitely an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 15:36:52 GMT -5
If you hold a mic up to a 1997 cd boombox for entrance music...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW! If you hold up a mic to a boombox for entrance music, then go to the ring to use the same mic to do the intros, then go sit at a table where you proceed to call the entire match on the mic for the 50 people in attendance to hear (and it's not being recorded/taped)...you are definitely an outlaw mudshow. Yep. Saw that happen at a XOW show. THen after intermission the CD boombox broke. So the last 2 matches had no entrance music. I need to find the dvd and upload it to youtube,but got a APW MS,a short lived indy ran by the son of a lumber mill millionare. They did a show at a high school in the delta back in 2007 or so. Had a decent line up of MS and AL guys. Plus Jerry Lawler. Whoever was in charge of music forgot to bring the cd with all the entrance themes so each person came out to a song off AC/DC's greatest hits CD the ring truck guy had with him. IIRC Lawler came out to You SHook me all night long. If the Stagger Lee on your show is white and doesn't wear a mask...YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! If the guy in your main event claimed to the be son of JYD and a ring rat... YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! If your ring crew forgot the padding and rope to secure the ring mat down,so you use the floor mats from the workers cars and bungee cords you borrowed from the fans in the front row....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! Sadly I have seen two of the above at shows LOL.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 15:43:25 GMT -5
If you have a World title,that is made out of cardboard and tin foil,but only ever run shows in a tiny southern town....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! If your titles are replicas from WWE (or any other well-known promotion) with stickers on them to try to disguise it, you might be an outlaw mud show. At the first,they only had 3 shows,Last Rites Championship Wrestling show there was 5 title matches. Light Heavyweight-which was a TNA x division replica belt. Tag team-One was a WCW tag replica belt the other was a WWF tag replica Womens-THis was the old Capital City Combat Midget title with tape over the word midget and women written on it with a red sharpie. World title-I think this was another TNA replica Hardcore title-The best belt of the bunch. They took a leather weightlight belt and covered it with metallic car decals. Let me see if I can find a pic. Not a bad looking belt for how cheap it was. AFAIK the only belts that appeared on the other two Last Rites show was the tag and World title. Speaking of Last Rites... If your World Champ wrestles in T-shirts he got at the local bait shop/gas station.... YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 18, 2019 15:43:46 GMT -5
Best funny thread idea I've seen in a while OP. Just wanna throw that out there.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 15:47:13 GMT -5
Thanks sir. The promoter of Hoodmark Lucha Libre and head of Bodyslam Media Productions and I started doing them the other night. ANd I thought it would be a fun idea to run with.
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Post by prettynami on Nov 18, 2019 15:49:26 GMT -5
Yeah, this some great stuff. I'm dying over here from some of these!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 18, 2019 16:02:07 GMT -5
If you run your event inside of a storage unit... you might be an outlaw mud show. During the short time Powerslam Productions had a wrestling school,which was inside a storage unit,they held a show there. Was invite only. And mostly a way for the rookies to get use to wrestling in front of people. Wes Adams is the same guy,under that name,that was a ref in WWE. He worked in FCW a bit. Was part of Deep South when Kenny Omega was there.
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2019 16:35:13 GMT -5
If the guy in your main event claimed to the be son of JYD and a ring rat... YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW! This sounds amazing and I absolutely need to know the story attached to it.
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