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Post by Andee9001 on Nov 19, 2019 19:28:07 GMT -5
If half your roster is wearing t shirts and jeans/jean shorts you might be an outlaw mud show
If the druid from one of your demonic characters is still wrestling after said demonic character has left the promotion you might be an outlaw mud show
If the owner of the promotion gets into a twitter war with Will Osperay over not paying talent you might be an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Nov 21, 2019 4:14:32 GMT -5
A friend and I attended a street fair in 2017. We had no idea there was going to be a free wrestling show there, we saw two matches. There was a huge dip in the middle of the Ring. In the main event a guy took a basic bump like a suplex or something similar, in this death trap of a ring and seemingly severely injured his shoulder. The guy was quickly pinned and got the hell out of the ring so he could immediately be attended to. I don't remember if they had trained medical staff or it was just a referee and some of the other wrestlers. But yeah, if there's a giant hole in the middle of your ring, you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 21, 2019 12:57:06 GMT -5
If your main event features a disgruntled former WWE employee taking on a bootleg version of Aiden English, then you might be an outlaw mud show!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 22, 2019 4:59:50 GMT -5
A friend and I attended a street fair in 2017. We had no idea there was going to be a free wrestling show there, we saw two matches. There was a huge dip in the middle of the Ring. In the main event a guy took a basic bump like a suplex or something similar, in this death trap of a ring and seemingly severely injured his shoulder. The guy was quickly pinned and got the hell out of the ring so he could immediately be attended to. I don't remember if they had trained medical staff or it was just a referee and some of the other wrestlers. But yeah, if there's a giant hole in the middle of your ring, you might be an Outlaw Mud Show. Reminds me off...
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Post by cjh on Nov 22, 2019 7:55:43 GMT -5
In 1991, there was an indy show at the Kansas state fairgrounds that I attended. Someone (can't remember who) wrestled Col. DeBeers from the AWA and pulled down DeBeers's pants on a sunset flip spot, exposing his ass to the crowd. That got the promoters banned from holding any future shows at the fairgrounds.
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Post by marvelocity on Nov 22, 2019 10:32:32 GMT -5
If Bill Alphonso talks you into buying not one but two of his signed 8x10's at intermission, you might be an outlaw mudshow.
May or may not be based on a true experience by myself.
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Post by cassonova on Nov 22, 2019 10:34:23 GMT -5
If Ian Rotten (I could probably stop there) is selling DVD'S with a dollar bill stapled to his head, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 6, 2020 21:07:05 GMT -5
If your fed has existed for more than 12 months,booked 4 shows and had everyone of them cancelled 2 or 3 days before they are suppose to happen....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUD SHOW.
Just had a newer local fed have their 4th show get cancelled. And remembered this thread.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 6, 2020 21:17:01 GMT -5
If you book your show around a "Surprise appearance by an 80s legend" and it's Marty Janetty, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 6, 2020 23:47:49 GMT -5
If you need to go down an unpaved road to get to the barn where the promotion's biggest show of the year is being held, then you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Bad Moon on Aug 7, 2020 2:27:43 GMT -5
Coining this term might be Cornette's only worthwhile contribution to wrestling in 20 years.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2020 2:57:37 GMT -5
If the championship belts are nothing more then WWE Belts from Wal-Mart with stickers on them, you might be an outlaw mud show.
If the Pizza Oven is the company most valuable asset, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 7, 2020 5:02:01 GMT -5
If your mexican luchadors are neither mexican nor lucha, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 7, 2020 7:21:30 GMT -5
If you tell the local health department you're following mask guidelines because you booked luchadores, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by glorious83 on Aug 7, 2020 9:56:31 GMT -5
Couldn't make this up if I tried. Hardcore Roadtrip in Canada at the end of April in 2014, mere days after Extreme Rising or whatever the hell that was called also imploded. Promoter faked a heart attack and bailed. Nobody was paid. The scumbag didn't even arrange transportation for any of the talent to get home, effectively stranding anyone that came in from the U.S. to wrestle. Fans were volunteering to drive them to the border. I remember haunting Greg Iron's social media that night just to keep up on what was going on. SMASH Wrestling later stepped up and paid the talent. They're good people. Did this happen to take place in London, ON cause I was at that show and remember this happening.
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 7, 2020 12:08:23 GMT -5
If the main event is Jimmy Snuka vs Metal Maniac, you've traveled back in time to a mid-90s outlaw mud show.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 7, 2020 14:08:02 GMT -5
If your ring annoucer is taller and heavier than any of the wrestlers on the show YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!
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Post by Hickster on Aug 7, 2020 14:26:23 GMT -5
If the wrestlers all have motorcycle brands as last names (Johnny Yamaha) and the show doesn't start until after the motorcycle demolition derby is over...
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Post by Rave on Aug 7, 2020 15:18:39 GMT -5
Couldn't make this up if I tried. Hardcore Roadtrip in Canada at the end of April in 2014, mere days after Extreme Rising or whatever the hell that was called also imploded. Promoter faked a heart attack and bailed. Nobody was paid. The scumbag didn't even arrange transportation for any of the talent to get home, effectively stranding anyone that came in from the U.S. to wrestle. Fans were volunteering to drive them to the border. I remember haunting Greg Iron's social media that night just to keep up on what was going on. SMASH Wrestling later stepped up and paid the talent. They're good people. Did this happen to take place in London, ON cause I was at that show and remember this happening. The 4/26 evening show in London? Yep, that was the one. Don't think there was any prior indication that there'd be shenanigans from the promoter, either. Hotel rooms were paid for and the people who worked the other show earlier that day were paid. It was just the evening show workers who got stiffed and stranded. There was talk of auctioning off his laptop at one point, but nothing ever came of that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2020 15:25:59 GMT -5
If you book your show around a "Surprise appearance by an 80s legend" and it's Marty Janetty, you might be an outlaw mud show. That's what they put on the briefing papers for paternity cases he's a part of.
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