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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Sept 18, 2021 23:23:33 GMT -5
If you're tv show has adverts for Carshield after... You know... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 19, 2021 11:03:38 GMT -5
If you're tv show has adverts for Carshield after... You know... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. I'm judging Sinclair Broadcasting rather harshly even more now. Even AXS knew to pull the Flair ads this week during Impact commercial breaks.
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 19, 2021 11:34:06 GMT -5
If the "scaffold" for a scaffold match looks like something that could be knocked over by a gust of wind, then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 20, 2021 0:37:35 GMT -5
If you're tv show has adverts for Carshield after... You know... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. I'm judging Sinclair Broadcasting rather harshly even more now. Even AXS knew to pull the Flair ads this week during Impact commercial breaks. I heard CarShield pulled the ads themselves, so Sinclair probably just gave them that for free.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 14, 2022 11:24:10 GMT -5
When you head of social media DMs Alabama Doink's son asking if it is true that bama Doink paid former WWE stars withh a "roll in the hay with your mother. Isn't it true HTM is your real dad"
YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW
Legit story sadly
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Post by ltcproductions on Jun 14, 2022 12:47:33 GMT -5
If your ring is so shoddy the smallest bump could make it fall apart, you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 14, 2022 13:19:41 GMT -5
If this is the promoter’s response when you try to get your booking fee: …you might be an outlaw mud show!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 14, 2022 15:43:47 GMT -5
If you willingly try to book Jeff Hardy after his third DUI bust knowing of his tattered body and excessive habits of consuming too much alcohol, then you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 14, 2022 16:49:31 GMT -5
When you head of social media DMs Alabama Doink's son asking if it is true that bama Doink paid former WWE stars withh a "roll in the hay with your mother. Isn't it true HTM is your real dad" YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW Legit story sadly Dude you need to write a book
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 14, 2022 16:52:11 GMT -5
When you head of social media DMs Alabama Doink's son asking if it is true that bama Doink paid former WWE stars withh a "roll in the hay with your mother. Isn't it true HTM is your real dad" YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW Legit story sadly Dude you need to write a book Agreed... Ultimo Gallos has plenty of awesome stories to tell.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jun 15, 2022 8:22:39 GMT -5
If there are 2 concession stands - 1 ran by the wife of the “promoter” and 1 ran by the wife of the guy who owns the obviously shitty ring - because it’s a free show and they’re the only 2 getting to make any money. Apparently they couldn’t agree enough to just run 1 concession stand and split the money.
If the ring is being set up in a small town park when a church youth group shows up with paperwork showing they booked the spot 6 months ago and the “promoter” tells them, “Give me a hundred bucks and you can have it.”
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Ultimo Gallos
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Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 15, 2022 13:04:38 GMT -5
When you head of social media DMs Alabama Doink's son asking if it is true that bama Doink paid former WWE stars withh a "roll in the hay with your mother. Isn't it true HTM is your real dad" YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW Legit story sadly Dude you need to write a book Hey lol you get to know the main people in any regional area and you hear all kinds of stories. Sadly lots can't be posted.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jun 17, 2022 10:13:32 GMT -5
If your name is Slapjack, You're The Biggest Idiot Ever.
-guy off screen- *whispering*
Excuse me....uh huh....yeah....okay I seem to have said the wrong thing. So let me try that again.
If your name is Slapjack, You're The Biggest Idiot Ever at an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 18, 2022 2:47:53 GMT -5
If your champion sets your title belts on fire because he hasn't been paid in weeks, setting in motion the demise of your promotion via mass walkouts, you may have been an outlaw mud show!
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El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 19, 2022 14:09:42 GMT -5
If your champion sets your title belts on fire because he hasn't been paid in weeks, setting in motion the demise of your promotion via mass walkouts, you may have been an outlaw mud show! ... wut? Who? Where? When?
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Post by Cyno on Jun 19, 2022 14:24:40 GMT -5
If your champion sets your title belts on fire because he hasn't been paid in weeks, setting in motion the demise of your promotion via mass walkouts, you may have been an outlaw mud show! ... wut? Who? Where? When? I'm almost 100% certain this is about IWA-MS. Ian Rotten is like the king of outlaw mudshows. Though he hates Drake Wuertz so it could be worse lol.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 19, 2022 14:27:05 GMT -5
If your champion sets your title belts on fire because he hasn't been paid in weeks, setting in motion the demise of your promotion via mass walkouts, you may have been an outlaw mud show! ... wut? Who? Where? When? LANGUAGE
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 19, 2022 15:12:39 GMT -5
... wut? Who? Where? When? LANGUAGE They could’ve paid to give that pizza oven a much needed deep cleaning for the price of those belts!
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Ultimo Gallos
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Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 24, 2022 15:40:21 GMT -5
If you pay a rival feds champion,1k and a case of Miller Lite,to throw the rival feds belt in a trash can on your show. Then cut a 15 minute promo that is almost word for word Shane Douglas THIS IS ECW NWA world title crap,and most of the crowd has no clue what you are referencing. All while losing your main venue after the show for not cleaning up after shows the last 6 times....YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW
Again true story on this one too..... More like Cubic Zirconia Championship Wrestling
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Ultimo Gallos
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Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 24, 2022 15:41:47 GMT -5
If your new arena,the old abandoned TG&Y on Hogbin road,has just whatever chairs you found in your garage and on the side of the road for seating.
You Might Be an Outlaw Mudshow.
I will find a picture and add it to this in a bit. But yea another true story.
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