Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Grimlock
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 18, 2020 5:49:52 GMT -5
I actually had that typed out before deciding to go with the original quote, and I'm disappointed in myself. This is much better. Let's be honest, both are good.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 6:53:12 GMT -5
He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in denim.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 25, 2020 10:42:00 GMT -5
Mr. Brodie Lee: Greetings, Colt.
Colt Cabana: Hey! Mr. Brodie Lee! You still with the Dark Order?
Mr. Brodie Lee: Uh, uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now, Colt, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh, how shall I say...Cult like organization.
Colt Cabana: Oh yeah.
Mr. Brodie Lee: Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
Colt Cabana: (Gasp) You mean the Dark Order only did me a favor to get something in return? (Disappointed) Oh, Mr. Brodie Lee. I will bid good day to you sir.
Mr. Brodie Lee: Okay...I will go (exits the building)...Hey...wait a minute.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 25, 2020 10:46:40 GMT -5
- "Hello, my name is Adam Page, and I'm an alcoholic" - "Mr Page, this is a girl scouts meeting" - "It is? Or is it you girls can't admit you have a problem?" Leva Bates: I read books like you drink beers. Hangman: Then you have a serious reading problem young lady!
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Jun 25, 2020 11:01:51 GMT -5
Marko Stunt: Mox? You're living in a dumpster? Jon Moxley: Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Grimlock
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 14,951
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jun 25, 2020 11:14:15 GMT -5
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 25, 2020 13:30:19 GMT -5
(If AEW hadn’t been allowed to do tapings in Florida.)
Florida official - Sorry, no wrestling companies allowed.
Tony Khan - But you let WWE tape here!
Florida official - I said no wrestling companiesssss! We’re allowed one.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jun 26, 2020 20:20:11 GMT -5
Marko Stunt: Mox? You're living in a dumpster? Jon Moxley: Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit. Marko Stunt: Mox, why don't you come home with me? You can stay in our garage. Jon Moxley: A garage! Somebody up there likes me.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 28, 2020 19:05:09 GMT -5
Meltzer: hey Uno, will the Exalted One ever actually be onscreen?
Uno: I'm sorry, I can't tell you anything about the big reveal on Dynamite next week that Brodie Lee is the Exalted One.
Uno: oh crap. I shouldn't have said there was a big reveal.
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said it was next week.
Oh crap! I definitely shouldn't have said it was Brodie Lee.
...oh it's too hot today.
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LastCall
Crow T. Robot
Never Asked For This
Getting dark. Bring a FlashLight.
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Post by LastCall on Jun 29, 2020 16:43:29 GMT -5
Excalibur: Here comes Jungle Boy.
JR: Yup, there's Jack Perry.
Ex: No, I said Jungle Boy.
JR: Jack Perry?
Ex: Jun-gle Boy
JR: Jack Per-ry
Ex: J-U...
JR: J-A...
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 30, 2020 19:59:04 GMT -5
Pentagon:" Ay yay yay!!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 1, 2020 2:47:13 GMT -5
Hangman Adam Page's New Gimmick if he keeps drinking: Bang-Bang Adam!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 1, 2020 6:20:35 GMT -5
*Brandi and Cody watching tv in bed.*
Brandi:"BTE turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Grimlock
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 27, 2020 13:40:34 GMT -5
Just posted this on the Simpson Wrestling memes Facebook
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 5, 2021 17:23:30 GMT -5
Negative One: Behold the horrors of the slanty shanty. See the twisted creatures that dwell within: Meet Cue Ball, the man with no hair!
John Silver: Huh? *gets up and goes to the window growling*
Fan: *gasps* He's hideous!
Fan 2: I heard they shaved a gorilla
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 8, 2021 4:47:23 GMT -5
*Miro breaks out of glass coffin.* "Must, crush, capitalism."
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 10, 2021 1:58:12 GMT -5
(WRESTLERS LAUGHING)
Angry Lee: Oh, what a day. Maybe the papers will cheer me up. (READS HEADLINE: YOU SUCK ANGRY LEE) That's opinion, not news! F**K!!(SWEARING AS HIS HEAD EXPLODES)
Brodie: (LAUGHING) That guy's hilarious. I especially like his black shirt and long beard. Wait a second. Angry Lee is me.
Trent: Yeah. Didn't you know? You've been world-famous for an hour now.
Miro: You're the Internet's number one non-porno site.
Chuck: Which makes you ten-trillionth overall.
Brodie: What kind of a monster would humiliate me like this?
Negative One: (voiceover) This has been a Nega-toon presentation. In association with Be Quiet Excalibur Entertainment.
Angry Lee: (SCREAMS)
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 24, 2021 19:19:23 GMT -5
Peter Avalon starts a new boy band faction with Cesar, Nemeth, and might as well throw Brandon Cutler into it. Instead of the Party Posse its Peter's Pretty Posse.
Peter, Cesar, Brandon, and Nemeth: Pretty Posse, we rule the Earth, The greatest band since music's birth.
Tony Khan: Hmm, thank you, NASA. [Khan turns on the machine and their voices become much better]
Nemeth: We love to sweat, and we love to sing...
Cesar: We're really kinda funky but not threatening,
Brandon: We're the best band in the world.
Peter: But we give it all up for that special girl.
Pretty Posse: You're my special girl!
Cesar: Special girl
Pretty Posse: You're my special girl
Cesar: Only you!
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 24, 2021 21:51:37 GMT -5
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Grimlock
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 25, 2021 4:36:25 GMT -5
Peter Avalon starts a new boy band faction with Cesar, Nemeth, and might as well throw Brandon Cutler into it. Instead of the Party Posse its Peter's Pretty Posse. Peter, Cesar, Brandon, and Nemeth: Pretty Posse, we rule the Earth, The greatest band since music's birth. Tony Khan: Hmm, thank you, NASA. [Khan turns on the machine and their voices become much better] Nemeth: We love to sweat, and we love to sing... Cesar: We're really kinda funky but not threatening, Brandon: We're the best band in the world. Peter: But we give it all up for that special girl. Pretty Posse: You're my special girl! Cesar: Special girl Pretty Posse: You're my special girl Cesar: Only you!
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