Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 25, 2021 7:37:35 GMT -5
Renee Paquette: “There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!” Jon Moxley: “We're going to start doing it at night?”
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 8, 2021 7:14:24 GMT -5
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 9, 2021 4:47:30 GMT -5
Tony Khan: "Maki, what are you rebelling against?"
Maki with toothpick: "What do you got?"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 9, 2021 9:19:13 GMT -5
Kenny Omega: Come on, kids. Let's try to explode the ring.
*Sparklers go off*
AEW Fan: It’s craptacular.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 1, 2021 4:42:55 GMT -5
Ogogo:"QT, would you do that for me?"
QT Marshall:" Absolutely I would....Now get in the van."
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jun 1, 2021 7:57:46 GMT -5
Leva Bates: Mr. Page, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Hangman: is it, or are you girls afraid to admit you have a problem?
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 1, 2021 11:15:38 GMT -5
Ogogo:"QT, would you do that for me?" QT Marshall:" Absolutely I would....Now get in the van." “Society put Anthony Ogogo away for his brutal crimes. Now he’s paid his debt and now he’s going to get revenge... on Cody Rhodes.” Ogogo vs. Rhodes: Payback
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 1, 2021 16:48:27 GMT -5
Ogogo:"QT, would you do that for me?" QT Marshall:" Absolutely I would....Now get in the van." “Society put Anthony Ogogo away for his brutal crimes. Now he’s paid his debt and now he’s going to get revenge... on Cody Rhodes.” Ogogo vs. Rhodes: Payback "He's also known as the southern dandy, Cody Rhodes!" *Why Can't We Be Friends plays as he walks.* (Cody is from Georgia after all, lol )
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 1, 2021 17:07:29 GMT -5
Two new AEW fans see the Dinner Debonair segment for the first time:
“AAH!! They’re singing! They’re singing, dude! Why aren’t they attacking people?”
“Yeah, the chairs are right there!”
“Wait, wait, wait, here comes Jake Roberts! Thank God! He’s always drunk and violent!”
(I know Roberts wasn’t in the skit, just go with it.)
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 2, 2021 16:02:52 GMT -5
John Moxley:"Here you go. The City Edition." *Newspaper reads "Extra Extra Bucks Smell!" *
Nick:"I don't know about this."
Matt:"Is your source reliable?"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 17, 2021 0:23:01 GMT -5
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Jul 17, 2021 1:20:53 GMT -5
*Hangman Adam Page in a empty movie theater*
Hangman: Jake’s movie had heart. But Kendo Stick To The Groin had a kendo stick to the groin.
Jake Roberts: Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.
Hangman: Wow…I’ll never drink another beer.
Vender: BEER HERE!
Hangman: I’ll take ten.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 17, 2021 1:27:13 GMT -5
Willie Urbina:"Oh no. Tony Khan is gonna have my legs broke!"
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*Shanna when she first signed her AEW contract.* "We'll be rich. Rich as Nazis!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Aug 10, 2021 23:13:41 GMT -5
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Sept 30, 2021 17:00:08 GMT -5
*Sammy after winning the TNT title.* "Thanks for your support everyone. If you need anything, just look for the happiest man in AEW!"
*everybody looks at CM Punk.*
Punk:" No,no folks. He's talking about himself! But Thanks for looking!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Oct 12, 2021 18:27:35 GMT -5
Vince: Hunter, who is that man, and why is his enthusiasm not being punished?
HHH: That's Tony Khan, the most flamboyant owner in the Professional Wrestling World.
Tony Khan: (sliding down a cable while holding sparklers) I'm out of my mind!
Vince: How odd. His money seems to have bought him happiness. I'd like to meet him, Hunter.
*in a Sky Box together*
Vince: So you made your money in nuclear power?
Tony: I can't remember how I made my money!
Vince: If you're really a billionaire, give me the secret billionaires handshake. Hunter, turn away.
Hunter: *GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT*
Vince: *TK and Vince do the handshake* So tell me, why don't you recoil from the public like a normal billionaire?
TK: Hey, why own a football team or a wrestling company if you're not gonna have any fun?
Vince: "Fun"? Is that how it's pronounced? I've only seen it written.
Tony Khan: Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for 10 whole seconds.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 16, 2021 6:10:33 GMT -5
*Kenny Omega is walking at the mall and spots shoes in the store window.*
Kenny:"Dior sneakers!"
Matt Jackson in Kenny's thought bubble:" Sometimes you got to spoil yourself..."
Kenny:" I can't afford-"
Matt:" Omega! I order you to buy those shoes!"
Kenny:"You're the boss ,Jackson."
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 23, 2021 18:15:44 GMT -5
Arn:"I felt this incredible surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
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Minoru Suzuki:" Your wrestling shows are a little different from ours. Yours reward knowledge. We punish ignorance."
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Post by I'm A Pop Sensation on Oct 26, 2021 19:03:58 GMT -5
Arn Anderson: Now, Brock, what are you gonna do if you see someone who wants to take your car?
Brock: Freeze, you crazy person!
Arn Anderson: That a boy. But you gotta aim a little higher. There you go. That's a kill shot.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Nov 9, 2021 16:54:38 GMT -5
John Silver: well if you need some inspiration, here's John Moxley's book about his core beliefs.
*Hands Hangman a copy of MOX*
*Hangman scans it*
Hangman: wow he really hates Kevin Dunn...
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