Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 9, 2021 17:08:10 GMT -5
Ethan Page:"Even Negative 1 was throwing dough around. He paid me and Scorpio 1,000 bucks to kiss each other."
Scorpio:"Hey, did we ever get that money?"
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Post by I'm A Pop Sensation on Nov 9, 2021 17:55:39 GMT -5
Dan Lambert: “Paige, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jericho was dead.”*
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 21, 2021 10:10:27 GMT -5
*After Bobby Fish and Adam Cole's recent lost to Jurassic Express*
Bobby Fish: Cole? Bucks? Everything's going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, and pack your bags...we're going to start a new life...under the sea.
[calypso music starts] [Bobby dances with fish as Matt Jackson plays a seahorse saxophone, Adam Cole a squid harp, and Nick Jackson the xylophone clams]
Bobby Fish (singing): Under the sea, under the sea, there will be no Dark or Elevation, just friendly crustaceans, under the sea!
[eats a line of seahorses, grabs an escaping one] [eats a live crab as though it were a shrimp] [eats a pair of dancing fish, then a snail who tries to escape] [stands there with fish skeletons floating about]
Adam Cole: Bobby, that's your solution to everything: to move under the sea. It's not going to happen!
Bobby Fish: Not with that attitude!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 21, 2021 11:29:01 GMT -5
Kenny: together, we are The Elite! All put their hands in Matt: The Elite! Nick: The Elite! Cole: The Elite! Cody: ...The Elite! Everyone stares at Cody. Cody: Can't blame a guy for trying!
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 21, 2021 12:20:15 GMT -5
PAC: Yeah, I got yer mutt. And I ‘ate him!
Cody: <gasps>
PAC: I ‘ate his li’tle face, I ‘ate his guts, and I ‘ate the way he’s always barkin’! So I gave him to the church.
Cody: Ooh, I see, you *hate* him, so you gave Pharoah to the church!
PAC: Aye. I also ‘ate the mess he left on me rug…Ye ‘eard me!
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 16, 2021 18:21:42 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 20, 2021 9:05:40 GMT -5
Since AEW is more associated with them than WWE…
PW Tees: And sold! ...I'm afraid your credit card information has been stolen. PW Tees Customers: Roger dodger. We’ll still be back to get some more AEW shirts. But why? PW Tees: Well, the people who secure our website weren't always the best, but we love them. And you can't be a wrestling vendor without being a little negligent and carnie. I hope you don't mind. PW Tees Customers: And I hope you won't mind when we sue. PW Tees: I think you should. The court papers will be a great way to stay in touch. PW Tees Customers: Well, hasn't this been a peach of a breach? *laughing* We'll see you in court.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 22, 2021 23:03:27 GMT -5
Cody: Arn! I need fatherly protection!
Arn: You ruined my figure!
Sting: You convinced me to sign with WWE!
Dustin: I sell my soul and bled in the ring every night I have a match. Do you ever call to thank me? No!
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Post by I'm A Pop Sensation on Dec 26, 2021 19:11:54 GMT -5
Tony Khan: Hey, it's a released WWE Talent. What's your name?
Kyle O'Reilly: I'm Kyle O'Reilly and... Hey, are you AEW owner Tony Khan?
Tony Khan: That's what my business cards say. *sends one to him as it blows in the wind but comes back* Oh, wait. That's my old phone number and my Jacksonville Jaguars business card. *snaps his fingers as it changes for him*
Kyle: You work out of this building right next to your NFL Football field?
Tony Khan: When we're not on the road or when Cody is in rehab for falling through a burning table. I hope you don't mind working in a company who like to have superkick parties and love to wrestle.
Kyle O'Reilly: I'll adjust.
Tony Khan: Hey, No One Hero.
Mikey: I have a stage name.
Adam Cole: Whatever. You can crank it up on my entrance theme now that my buddy is back where he belongs.
Bill Leverty: Dude let's trash this place.
Mikey Rukus: After we get paid.
Bill Leverty: Nice.
Kyle O'Reilly: Oh, man, this is the greatest night of my life. If Von Wagner could see this, he'd be so mad.
Adam Cole: He can. There's a webcam right there. *shows Cole, O'Reilly, and Fish waving at the camera*
Von Wagner: Of all the sites on all the web, I had to click onto his. *CASABLANCA'S "AS TIME GOES BY" PLAYING as he drinks his drink that he drank with Kyle when they were sitting by the fire in the woods*
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 27, 2021 5:33:19 GMT -5
Dan Lambert:" I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"
Jericho:"No way, man! I'm gonna keep rockin' forever!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 27, 2021 16:20:57 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 20, 2022 16:57:14 GMT -5
Cody: ...the important thing is, I had an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time... we couldn't wrestle the Undisputed Era in those days... because of the war...
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 20, 2022 16:29:58 GMT -5
Mia Yim: I asked around, The Young Bucks are planning to pull down your pants and Wade Keller is calling you "Fatty Fat Fat Fat!" But as far as I know no one is trying to kill you.
Keith Lee: Ah, that's a relief.
*Matt and Nick pull down Lee's shorts*
Keller: Fatty fat fat fat!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 21, 2022 0:19:01 GMT -5
Mia Yim: I asked around, The Young Bucks are planning to pull down your pants and Wade Keller is calling you "Fatty Fat Fat Fat!" But as far as I know no one is trying to kill you. Keith Lee: Ah, that's a relief. *Matt and Nick pull down Lee's shorts* Keller: Fatty fat fat fat! Keith Lee: One for Honk, please. Cashier: Oh, gee. Uh, just a minute. I have to check with the manager. *whispering* That overweight guy wants to see the movie. Manager: I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs. Keith Lee: What are you talking about? Manager: What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage... couldn't possibly fit in our seats. Keith Lee: I could sit in the aisle. Manager: I'm afraid that would violate the fire code. Smark: Hey, fatty.! I got a movie for ya. A Fridge Too Far. *fans in line are starting to laugh* Keith Lee: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity. I just came here to see Honk lf You're Horny in peace. Manager: Sir, if you just quiet down... I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. Keith Lee: Oh! This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes. The overweight individuals in this country... are just as smart and talented and hardworking as everybody else. And they're gonna make their voices heard. All they need is a leader! Keith Lee: I'll work harder than ever before... and show the world overweight people aren't undisciplined... lazy and irresponsible. *looks down at his computer* What happened to my bird? *looks at the screen as his twitter is exploding with reactions from tweets he kept texting about how he is better than everyone else and how everyone should Bask In His Glory* Oh No! Mia? Tony? Keller?
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 31, 2022 6:35:04 GMT -5
Deserves a bump!
Tony Khan: "We don't have to be adversaries, Max. We both want a fair contract." MJF's Brain: "Why is Mr. Khan being so nice to me?" Tony Khan: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." MJF's Brain: "Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?" Tony Khan: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?" MJF's Brain: "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!" Tony Khan: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." *chuckles and winks* MJF's Brain: *screams* MJF: Sorry, Mr. Khan, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
Eddie Kingston: "Punk, you are the worst human being I have ever met." CM Punk: "Hey, I got off pretty easy."
Tony Khan: "Whenever Britt Baker's not on-screen, all the other wrestlers should be asking 'Where's Britt Baker'?"
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 27, 2022 6:08:14 GMT -5
Claudio: "Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name, and put yours."
Kingston:"Give me that!" *writes on list.*
Kingston:"Claudio...Castagnoli."
Claudio:" ahhh!!"
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Jun 27, 2022 9:31:36 GMT -5
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 29, 2022 15:25:11 GMT -5
Tony Khan - “Now that I have my own promotion I can finally do what I’ve always wanted: create the ultimate wrestling match. Mine involves two rings surrounded by a steel cage, with two teams of wrestlers and the only way to win being by submission or surrender. I call it … Blood and Guts!”
Wade Keller - “Oh you have got to be kidding, Tony! First you think of an idea that has already been done. And then you give it a title no one could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through … It was one of Dusty Rhodes’ greatest creations! … Every wrestling magazine in the ‘90s covered it … It’s one of the most popular match types of all time! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!”
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Sept 8, 2022 7:36:33 GMT -5
*Mindy of Mindy's bakery handing out muffins to AEW audience.*
Pac:"Thank you."
Penta:"Gracias."
Mindy employee:"That means Thank you."
Exalibur:"And now here comes Dan Lambert to the ring!"
*Audience boos and throws muffins at the ring.*
Mindy:"No,no, don't do that! You're supposed to be tasting them!"
Excalibur:"Nakazawa now on the field. Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity."
JR:"uh-oh, and a barrage of muffins. Now knocking Nakazawa unconscious."
Excalibur:" wow, this, uh...this is a black day of wrestling."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 8, 2022 17:41:52 GMT -5
CM Punk: and as for you, I've never met you but I'm sure you know Colt Cabana
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