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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2019 11:55:29 GMT -5
...says that "such and such wrestler" said them.
For example: "I was talking to Rusev earlier, and he said he didn't want a divorce judge, he wants a divorce jury!"
I mean really, King? You think we believe that Rusev said a joke that totally does not suit his personality? And why does the entire WWE roster have the same sense of humor?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 16, 2019 12:35:43 GMT -5
Maybe this thread won't be here next week.
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Post by 4real on Dec 16, 2019 12:37:43 GMT -5
Olympic sex!
Sorry I know I used this in another thread but I love putting those two words together!
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Post by eJm on Dec 16, 2019 12:43:43 GMT -5
Maybe this thread won't be here next week. I mean, the thread's not going to be here because more posts are going to be made and this one won't be on the first pa... Oooooooooh. See what you did there. |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 16, 2019 12:51:24 GMT -5
I love Jerry Lawler and all his great jokes. I'm gonna buy a solid gold house for whoever quotes this post first! And give them free money! Yeah I hate it when people make up a fake quotes trying to be funny! |
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 16, 2019 12:54:08 GMT -5
You could have stopped after "jokes".
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Post by warden on Dec 16, 2019 13:54:39 GMT -5
Olympic sex! Sorry I know I used this in another thread but I love putting those two words together! I have to admit that was his best joke of the night. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2019 14:10:29 GMT -5
I love when he makes jokes and they get no sold.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2019 14:15:10 GMT -5
I might be in the minority but I actually find them funny sometimes.
The thing is, he’s way better as a heel. So when he’s obnoxiously saying shit like this, it’s funnier.
When he says it now... it’s like a Dad joke. So it falls flat.
King still has it in him to be his 1995 self again. Just let him do it.
By the way, I loved the “her Dad Ric Flair would be looking down on her” joke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2019 14:16:48 GMT -5
Heenan did this a ton in WCW and I always loved when Tony would say “you are lying that person did not say that”.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 16, 2019 17:08:36 GMT -5
I might be in the minority but I actually find them funny sometimes. The thing is, he’s way better as a heel. So when he’s obnoxiously saying shit like this, it’s funnier. When he says it now... it’s like a Dad joke. So it falls flat. King still has it in him to be his 1995 self again. Just let him do it. By the way, I loved the “her Dad Ric Flair would be looking down on her” joke. Joe and Vic left him hanging a few times last night and it was brilliant. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 17, 2019 16:35:17 GMT -5
...says that "such and such wrestler" said them. For example: "I was talking to Rusev earlier, and he said he didn't want a divorce judge, he wants a divorce jury!" I mean really, King? You think we believe that Rusev said a joke that totally does not suit his personality? And why does the entire WWE roster have the same sense of humor? It's a little more believable to me that they'd talk to King than Michael Cole though...  |
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Post by zrowsdower on Dec 17, 2019 17:33:46 GMT -5
I keep expecting him to say "how much does that fella weigh?" at some point during raw.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 17, 2019 17:37:52 GMT -5
One week I'd love for somebody to snap at Lawler after he makes a joke and just tell him to f*** off live on air
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 17, 2019 17:42:15 GMT -5
LAWLER: Becky Lynch once told me that her love life was horrible. She's still holding out on Seth Rollins' sex-change.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 17, 2019 18:38:47 GMT -5
I'll admit though, I did chuckle at "Eric Rowan was an only child, and still wasn't his mother's favorite" line.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2019 18:44:36 GMT -5
You could have stopped after "jokes". Honestly if the entire statement was just, "I hate when Jerry Lawler," I would still entirely agree with it. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 17, 2019 18:45:11 GMT -5
Heenan did this a ton in WCW and I always loved when Tony would say “you are lying that person did not say that”. Right, I think we're meant to know he's just full of shit, but he doesn't get challenged on it, so I have to wonder if it's supposed to be like a Cole "I talked to them earlier today", and we're supposed to take him at face value. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2019 22:16:50 GMT -5
Heenan did this a ton in WCW and I always loved when Tony would say “you are lying that person did not say that”. Right, I think we're meant to know he's just full of shit, but he doesn't get challenged on it, so I have to wonder if it's supposed to be like a Cole "I talked to them earlier today", and we're supposed to take him at face value. It’s a simple thing but it goes along way at giving the face announcers some credibility.We as fans are supposed to take a ton of BS at face value so its not that much of a stretch that we’re supposed to believe Lawler.Going back and watching WCW Tony wasn’t tolerating that BS and shut it down instantly. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 17, 2019 23:59:52 GMT -5
Heenan did this a ton in WCW and I always loved when Tony would say “you are lying that person did not say that”. Right, I think we're meant to know he's just full of shit, but he doesn't get challenged on it, so I have to wonder if it's supposed to be like a Cole "I talked to them earlier today", and we're supposed to take him at face value. What about the time Cole said that he got an email from Sarah Logan? I can't stand this shit. You have three hours of Raw and two of SmackDown. Let. People. Actually. Talk. I don't remember JR, King, Cole, Heyman, and Tazz saying they talked to so-and-so as much as they do today. It's ridiculous, corny, and stupid as hell. But yeah, we need pointless gauntlet matches, and recaps of recaps of recaps of the same handful of people. f*** this company. lol |
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