2002-2003 Smackdown was pretty trashy
Dec 22, 2019 13:01:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2019 13:01:02 GMT -5
The Last few months I’ve been watching the so called glory period of Smackdown 2002-2003 and I have been taking notes of all the weird,trashy and horrible stuff that happens.I started post draft 2002 here is part 1.
Vince is making out with Stacy alot for no real reason.
Tajiri is randomly a heel now who’s abusing his girlfriend Torrie and forcing her to cover up in a geisha outfit.
Torrie climbs on the announce table takes off the geisha outfit to reveal bra and panties.
Torrie dumps Tajiri and starts dating Maven.She kisses Maven good luck before a match and he breaks his ankle.She visits him in the hospital and decides to fellate him.Tajiri dressed as a doctor shows up just in time to stop the fellatio and then mists Torrie in the face.
There’s a bunch of guys like Christian,Lance Storm,Val Venis,Faarooq,etc who do nothing but skits were they take bets on Mark Henry doing feats of strength.
Dawn Marie debuts as a Paralegal from the law firm of Sir Patrick and Longhorn.Stacy isn’t at Smackdown because she’s at WWE New York hosting Tough Enough.Vince takes this opportunity to grope Dawn who loves it.
Dawn Marie & Stacy start a couple week feud for the love of Vince Mcmahon.Stacy calls Dawn a bitch.Dawn says Stacy is jealous because Dawn’s boobs are bigger.The angle is dropped when Vince leaves TV and replaces himself with Stephanie as GM.
Stacy becomes Stephanie’s assistant only to be a mole who’s working for Bischoff as a secret agent jumping to raw after stealing some of stephanie’s top secret documents.Stephanie replaces her with Dawn.
Torrie is the top star of the smackdown divas division and she’s always taking her clothes off even wandering into other peoples segments just to do so.
GM Stephanie is smarter than everyone and every male on the roster wants to have sex with her.
Women solve all their problems in bikini & best body contests aswell bra & panties matches.
In the space of a week Billy & Chuck go from happy couple about to get married to being forced by Rico to be a couple so they’ll get a big push to 2 cool dudes who like having sex with ladies.
Rikishi dressed like a lesbian to makeout with Stephanie then strips to his bra & panties and gives Bischoff a stinkface.
Nidia makes out with Noble,his opponent’s,referees and random fans.
Albert went from Hip-Hop Hippo to Generic Hairy Man to some weird half man/half train hybrid.
Val Venis changed his name to The Big Valbowski which used to be the nickname he had for his penis.
Cena is a boring jobber with colorful tights who barely ever gets on tv.
Batista is a Deacon who holds a collection box for Reverend D-Von’s Church.
Al Wilson has the best job in the world show up to work once a week makeout with a hot woman 50 years younger than you and then go home.
The same week as the necrophilia angle Taker is doing a storyline where his very pregnant wife is being threatened by Brock.
Also Brock and Heyman bring in a women who claims to be having an affair with Taker.
Stephanie befriends this woman only to reveal that the woman is a liar as a favor to her good buddy Taker because she can’t stand vindictive women.
Seeing Stephanie & Taker as best buds is weird especially since we were only like 3 years away from Taker stealing & burning her favorite teddy bear and grown woman-napping her,tying her to a symbol and forcing her to marry him...She’s more forgiving than me I guess kudos to her.
Taker threatens to beat up a doctor if he doesn’t give him drugs.
Vince is making out with Stacy alot for no real reason.
Tajiri is randomly a heel now who’s abusing his girlfriend Torrie and forcing her to cover up in a geisha outfit.
Torrie climbs on the announce table takes off the geisha outfit to reveal bra and panties.
Torrie dumps Tajiri and starts dating Maven.She kisses Maven good luck before a match and he breaks his ankle.She visits him in the hospital and decides to fellate him.Tajiri dressed as a doctor shows up just in time to stop the fellatio and then mists Torrie in the face.
There’s a bunch of guys like Christian,Lance Storm,Val Venis,Faarooq,etc who do nothing but skits were they take bets on Mark Henry doing feats of strength.
Dawn Marie debuts as a Paralegal from the law firm of Sir Patrick and Longhorn.Stacy isn’t at Smackdown because she’s at WWE New York hosting Tough Enough.Vince takes this opportunity to grope Dawn who loves it.
Dawn Marie & Stacy start a couple week feud for the love of Vince Mcmahon.Stacy calls Dawn a bitch.Dawn says Stacy is jealous because Dawn’s boobs are bigger.The angle is dropped when Vince leaves TV and replaces himself with Stephanie as GM.
Stacy becomes Stephanie’s assistant only to be a mole who’s working for Bischoff as a secret agent jumping to raw after stealing some of stephanie’s top secret documents.Stephanie replaces her with Dawn.
Torrie is the top star of the smackdown divas division and she’s always taking her clothes off even wandering into other peoples segments just to do so.
GM Stephanie is smarter than everyone and every male on the roster wants to have sex with her.
Women solve all their problems in bikini & best body contests aswell bra & panties matches.
In the space of a week Billy & Chuck go from happy couple about to get married to being forced by Rico to be a couple so they’ll get a big push to 2 cool dudes who like having sex with ladies.
Rikishi dressed like a lesbian to makeout with Stephanie then strips to his bra & panties and gives Bischoff a stinkface.
Nidia makes out with Noble,his opponent’s,referees and random fans.
Albert went from Hip-Hop Hippo to Generic Hairy Man to some weird half man/half train hybrid.
Val Venis changed his name to The Big Valbowski which used to be the nickname he had for his penis.
Cena is a boring jobber with colorful tights who barely ever gets on tv.
Batista is a Deacon who holds a collection box for Reverend D-Von’s Church.
Al Wilson has the best job in the world show up to work once a week makeout with a hot woman 50 years younger than you and then go home.
The same week as the necrophilia angle Taker is doing a storyline where his very pregnant wife is being threatened by Brock.
Also Brock and Heyman bring in a women who claims to be having an affair with Taker.
Stephanie befriends this woman only to reveal that the woman is a liar as a favor to her good buddy Taker because she can’t stand vindictive women.
Seeing Stephanie & Taker as best buds is weird especially since we were only like 3 years away from Taker stealing & burning her favorite teddy bear and grown woman-napping her,tying her to a symbol and forcing her to marry him...She’s more forgiving than me I guess kudos to her.
Taker threatens to beat up a doctor if he doesn’t give him drugs.
I don't mind seeing stuff like this. 
