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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2019 15:49:57 GMT -5
It's a good thing they rushed this Rumble along, because it's garbage.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2019 16:03:29 GMT -5
Well thank god Billy Gunn is in this match.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2019 16:08:28 GMT -5
Well THANK GOD ADAM BOMB IS HERE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2019 16:22:01 GMT -5
Bulldog wins, just kidding, but we played his music to distract him!
From a Kayfabe perspective, WWE's production unit are incompetent morons.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2019 17:43:57 GMT -5
The 1996 Rumble features two of my favorite entrants; the Squat Team.
WWF brings in two of the most violent wrestlers on the planet and presents them as two dumb fat guys who get geeked out within seconds of entering by other fat guys.
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Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 27, 2019 18:46:58 GMT -5
Sort of off topic, but during Rude vs. Steamboat, Steamboat just outright submits and they ignore it. Also, Dino’s weightlifting segment is probably still going on and he’s been dead for a long ass time.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 30, 2019 9:08:07 GMT -5
1995. The Shawn Michaels, British Bulldog, and literally no one else Rumble. We open on Howard finkling all over Pamela Anderson. Here we go with the start of Lawler on commentary too. Well you also had Owen and Backlund, but they were eliminated within seconds so we could get Eli & Jacob Blu and Well Dunn, yeah that Rumble was the drizzling shits. Lex Luger was there as well. There were 5 guys who could realistically get a shot at the title, and they eliminated 2 of them right away. 5 guys with a chance, and 25 guys with no shot at all. The best thing about the Rumble was King's commentary.. The Rumble was terrible, but King was on top of his game.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 31, 2019 8:16:44 GMT -5
I was pretty surprised at how unceremoniously dumped Warrior was in the first rumble.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 9:48:53 GMT -5
Okay, yesterday was too busy to watch. Short day today, but here we go.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 9:51:15 GMT -5
1996.
Howard barely finkles before Hunner is already on his way out to steal his spotlight.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 9:59:08 GMT -5
Does Bob Backlund age? Like at all?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:00:03 GMT -5
Vince is weirdly into Hunter getting mud poured onto him.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:05:41 GMT -5
Mr. Perfect is a pretty good commentator.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:20:06 GMT -5
Bob Holly has been in this match way too f***ing long.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:40:03 GMT -5
BOB HOLLY HAS BEEN IN THIS MATCH TOO f***ING LONG!
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:46:37 GMT -5
Kama is the most boring character that Charles Wright played.
That said, I would like to see Papa Shango & Kama Mustafa & The Godfather vs Mankind & Dude Love & Cactus Jack.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:49:14 GMT -5
Thank you for eliminating Bob, Steve Austin. I hope you get a nice push in 1997.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:53:51 GMT -5
Who's this dentist geek? He's probably going nowhere soon.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 10:57:58 GMT -5
Vince really liked Duke the Dumpster.
Also, Vince is a weird f***ing guy.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 11:01:31 GMT -5
Shawn is the Royaliest.
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