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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 7, 2020 13:54:02 GMT -5
Has Lars completely disappeared from all social media? It's kinda weird these days that someone does not give out a single statement. I think this pretty much confirms his insecurity with the whole issue which could also explain his comments and the ways he presented himself on that shithole bodybuilding forum. A statement about what, though? he hasn't done anything illegal, in my opinion it would be stranger if he did issue a statement. Yeah what's he supposed to say? I mean he can distance himself from his past actions but I mean... does anyone want him to say "Yeah a dude blew me but no homo"
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 7, 2020 14:06:14 GMT -5
We should make Lars Sullivan the Official Mascot of FAN! Let's not get carried away. It should still be Batista. I thought it was Snitsky (cause it isn’t our fault)
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 7, 2020 14:09:30 GMT -5
I have to know this so I can think this stuff from all perspectives. It was so easy-to-read summary. Please, continue. o/ Happy to! I think it's incredible what surgeons can do these days. Gents of a squeamish disposition, back away now... So, the testicles are castrated, and the skin from the scrotum is used to create the labia. Part of the head of the penis is used to create a clitoris, and the penis itself is basically turned inside out to create a vagina. (The person then has to insert a device I don't remember the name of, but it's pretty much a dildo, on a regular basis for specific periods of time to make sure the vagina stays open, for want of a better word, since the surgeon has created a cavity in the body that normally wouldn't be there). I seem to remember it being a riskier surgery than F-to-M gender reassignment, with more risk of total loss of feeling in the area. How cool if they could mechanize the process so you could go back and forth with the push of a button. It’d be like Having a Transformer in your pants.
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Jan 8, 2020 21:16:01 GMT -5
A random thought that is only tangentially related to this story:
If Michael Cole were doing the play-by-play of a fellatio scene from a pornographic feature, would he say that the recipient was "getting skull"?
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 8, 2020 21:28:10 GMT -5
A random thought that is only tangentially related to this story: If Michael Cole were doing the play-by-play of a fellatio scene from a pornographic feature, would he say that the recipient was "getting skull"? Don't be silly. "His phallus is being orally stimulated in hopes of receiving a climactic release opportunity."
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jan 8, 2020 21:54:50 GMT -5
A random thought that is only tangentially related to this story: If Michael Cole were doing the play-by-play of a fellatio scene from a pornographic feature, would he say that the recipient was "getting skull"? Don't be silly. "His phallus is being orally stimulated in hopes of receiving a climactic release opportunity." “A white, viscous fluid just shot out of the phallus...oh my!”
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2020 21:57:27 GMT -5
OH MY
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 8, 2020 21:59:15 GMT -5
Don't be silly. "His phallus is being orally stimulated in hopes of receiving a climactic release opportunity." “A white, viscous fluid just shot out of the phallus...oh my!” Booker: "Shucky ducky splat splat!"
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Post by nm on Jan 9, 2020 0:16:30 GMT -5
Michael Cole: After the gerbil incident, ::porn star name:: is suffering from anal bleeding, and has been transported to a local MEDICAL FACILITY
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Post by government mule on Jan 9, 2020 8:01:19 GMT -5
JR - 'Lars jerking his opponent off....'
King - '.... The ladder?'
JR - 'Nope, no ladder in this scene'
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jan 9, 2020 8:48:42 GMT -5
This'll go two ways. They keep Lars under contract until his deal expires, or he returns as if nothing happened until they next controversy of his life pops up. I dunno, WWE kept Paige and Xavier Woods after that whole 'leaked Cloud video' scandal, and Paige even got a movie deal with the Rock outta it plus a nice run as SD General Manager, plus the current cushy job on WWE Backstage. I think the old Bischoff saying of 'Controversy Creates Cash' is something they truly believe in. I can't wait for Lars to have his own in-ring interview segment called The Unsullied Though both Paige & Woods didn’t nearly have the same level of controversy that seems to surround Lars endlessly (i.e. the racist forum posts).
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2020 16:32:02 GMT -5
A statement about what, though? he hasn't done anything illegal, in my opinion it would be stranger if he did issue a statement. Yeah what's he supposed to say? I mean he can distance himself from his past actions but I mean... does anyone want him to say "Yeah a dude blew me but no homo"Honestly, I kinda do.
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Post by Andee9001 on Jan 9, 2020 16:32:04 GMT -5
JR: Lars Sullivan handling the big Johnson.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 9, 2020 16:41:36 GMT -5
Lars: You know Hunter, we have a lot in common. HHH: Like what? Lars: I'm also bi a lot of things, lingual not being one of them.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jan 9, 2020 19:07:13 GMT -5
Lars: You know Hunter, we have a lot in common. HHH: Like what? Lars: I'm also bi a lot of things, lingual not being one of them.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 9, 2020 21:18:11 GMT -5
"You know, I was out in the parking lot earlier and I was very surprised to see Lars Sullivan getting out of a Cadillac." "What's so surprising about that, Brain? He's a superstar, he can afford a nice car." "Well, it's just that I heard some guy gave him a Hummer..." "Will you stop?!?!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 10, 2020 0:46:53 GMT -5
Brings a whole new meaning to “Hard Times”
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Post by Clutchhausen on Jan 10, 2020 4:59:39 GMT -5
Fantastic thread.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 10, 2020 9:35:42 GMT -5
Lars: You know last time I was in San Francisco I went downtown looking for a woman you know what I mean. I wanted a woman! I couldn’t find no woman. I found a lot of men that looked like women! And to tell you the truth I was ok with that.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2020 10:12:23 GMT -5
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