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Post by xCompackx on Dec 30, 2019 0:58:11 GMT -5
Is this the right time to talk about the dude that was watching porno on his cellphone while I was in line for Rise of Skywalker? He wasn't trying to hide it, yet it wasn't like he was trying to piss people off either. He just stood there for 45 minutes watching porn. Both hands on the phone the whole time. Must have had a sweet plot. Guess Skywalker wasn’t the only thing rising. Honestly, I give the guy slight credit for standing there in line for 45 minutes watching porn and not even trying to do anything. I mean, if someone’s in public watching porn to where others can see this, they’ve already crossed the moral threshold, lol.
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Post by Kyn on Dec 30, 2019 1:36:53 GMT -5
I used to work somewhere that didn't even have cubicles, just a big ass room with all our desks, and a new hire used to watch porn on his computer screen that we could ALL see.
He didn't last long.
(Rimshot).
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Dec 30, 2019 1:53:39 GMT -5
Not porn related, but kind of reminds me of the time at my former job when one of the managers hid the t.v. remote because he wanted to watch the election coverage while we all just wanted to unwind during breaks with (Safe for Work) movies.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2019 1:58:41 GMT -5
I was in a wacko asylum (for 3 months) 'cause I had a pretty rough year or two once. / I'll never forget the german dude who watched torture porn at least a week straight in a common area (where most of the people who weren't in their room gathered) / ' even the workers did nothing about it during that time, before he started to become lil' too attracted to one girl there. - Nevertheless, because of that guy: nobody else could use computer (if they did not own one...) for a month because of this. I lost my patience when he tried to steal my food in the kitchen. / To me, porn in public is a no-freakin'-way levels of stupid if it ain't an actual sex show.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2019 2:03:24 GMT -5
Every time I think of somebody watching porn at work, I always think of that one scene from “I Love You, Man”
“OH LOOK! WE HAVE A SQUIRTER!”
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 30, 2019 2:34:42 GMT -5
They tried taking the TV away at work because I had Raw on. Mind you, this TV was in a public area. Someone complained about how the women were dressed so scantily. They aren't. Mind you, I work in a building with swimming pools. Anyway, I hooked it up back up because Canada vs. USA was on in an outdoor game and no one is missing that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2019 2:36:58 GMT -5
They tried taking the TV away at work because I had Raw on. Mind you, this TV was in a public area. Someone complained about how the women were dressed so scantily. They aren't. Mind you, I work in a building with swimming pools. Anyway, I hooked it up back up because Canada vs. USA was on in an outdoor game and no one is missing that. ALWAYS WATCHIN' THAT PORN (wrestling) ~ !
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 30, 2019 2:38:52 GMT -5
They tried taking the TV away at work because I had Raw on. Mind you, this TV was in a public area. Someone complained about how the women were dressed so scantily. They aren't. Mind you, I work in a building with swimming pools. Anyway, I hooked it up back up because Canada vs. USA was on in an outdoor game and no one is missing that. ALWAYS WATCHIN' THAT PORN (wrestling) ~ ! I still turn it on from time to time if there's a hockey game that needs watching or it's the Super Bowl, people like seeing that. I'm the "tech guy" at work because I know how to plug an HDMI cord in, so it's really all in my control.
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Post by adamclark52 on Dec 30, 2019 5:00:58 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 30, 2019 8:28:29 GMT -5
Go fap in the work bathroom like a normal person.
Why are you all looking at me funny?
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 30, 2019 8:33:30 GMT -5
Go to work and look at porno on your computer all day, take a break and put porno on the tv, go home and watch porno, stand in line for Star Wars and watch porno. No wonder there’s so many people with sex/relationship issues out there. Why put the effort in to get some real action when you can get off at any point throughout the day? Builds unrealistic expectations of everything. Given the dialogue in most pornos, I don’t know how anyone mistakes that for reality. Not that I know anything about that.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 30, 2019 9:21:59 GMT -5
They tried taking the TV away at work because I had Raw on. Mind you, this TV was in a public area. Someone complained about how the women were dressed so scantily. They aren't. Mind you, I work in a building with swimming pools. Anyway, I hooked it up back up because Canada vs. USA was on in an outdoor game and no one is missing that. ALWAYS WATCHIN' THAT PORN (wrestling) ~ ! With how bad the dialogue can be with WWE, it might be hard to tell the difference.
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Post by MC Blowfish on Dec 30, 2019 9:37:31 GMT -5
Is this the right time to talk about the dude that was watching porno on his cellphone while I was in line for Rise of Skywalker? He wasn't trying to hide it, yet it wasn't like he was trying to piss people off either. He just stood there for 45 minutes watching porn. Both hands on the phone the whole time. Must have had a sweet plot. Thankfully he kept both hands on his phone.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Dec 30, 2019 11:02:59 GMT -5
You just don't have the mod password. Even then you have to watch six hours of Mike Tenant windmilling before you can even watch the good stuff Good stuff? What more do you greedy mods need than Mike Tennant? On topic, it reminds me of my friend whom worked at a plasma donation business, and how often he would have to ask people to stop watching porn while they donated. I joked with him that don't these idiots know they can't spare any fluid while donating haha.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 30, 2019 12:19:33 GMT -5
If it was April O'Neil then the plots are spectacular The reporter from ninja turtles? ... actually yes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2019 12:25:03 GMT -5
It's been probably the horniest 24 hours all over the FAN I've ever experienced.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2019 13:20:40 GMT -5
I didn't realize Jack Parkman had such strong feelings about workplace porn.
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 30, 2019 13:20:47 GMT -5
Is this the right time to talk about the dude that was watching porno on his cellphone while I was in line for Rise of Skywalker? He wasn't trying to He just stood there for 45 minutes watching porn. Both hands on the phone the whole time. Must have had a sweet plot. I don’t think there’s ever a bad time for a story that opens like that. And at least one hand thankfully didn’t wander south...
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 30, 2019 13:22:09 GMT -5
It's been probably the horniest 24 hours all over the FAN I've ever experienced. Were you not here for the ‘Todd in Bed with Sunny’ thread? That was some smokin’ hawt sh*t!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2019 13:38:06 GMT -5
It's been probably the horniest 24 hours all over the FAN I've ever experienced. Were you not here for the ‘Todd in Bed with Sunny’ thread? That was some smokin’ hawt sh*t! Well oh yes of course I remember that thread! Did not post here then sadly. ^^ Should look it up.
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