Calling it right now

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Jan 7, 2020 5:52:24 GMT -5 @mrsirdrdaddy said:

lol seriously? I'd rather host parasites om my eyes than watch that match.

Man those in-this-earth aliens are some of the worst stuff I've ever heard. Still kind of liberating at the same time as you pretty much can't go any worse than that, no matter what people will find thru universes. Except for Brock Lesnar in your case, it seems.

[Pushed to the Moon]

Ah man. Yeah this seems likely just cos they f***ing LOVE doing this in rumbles. Ugh. Hopefully you've jinxed it and it won't happen.

[chronocross]

I know it would never happen, but it would be cool if Kofi got to eliminate Brock and get some retaliation on him.

[sunnytaker]

Jan 7, 2020 2:15:17 GMT -5 mj0mn0m said:

Jan 6, 2020 23:17:47 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I called that as well, he's gonna steamroll through like 10 lower card guys, get taken out and then come back for the finish

I really have no interest in the Rumble with this announcement, I'm so tired of Lesnar.

Sounds like as fun as that time he won the MITB.

to be fair boombox brock was kinda funny until they made him stop doing it

[deezy]

I think it will set up his Wrestlemania match but attacking whoever eliminates him immediately after being thrown out.

K.O or Drew

[Bub (BLM)]

I hope he gets eliminated by Kofi as a bit of a receipt for that shitty booking a few months ago.

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Jan 7, 2020 14:31:16 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

I hope he gets eliminated by Kofi as a bit of a receipt for that shitty booking a few months ago.

I just understood Kofi gave a better fight against Lesnar in '15 than he did in his "prime" in '19. / I think it'll be more of a throwback to this match in the rumble!

[Dub H]

Jan 6, 2020 23:16:17 GMT -5 chrom said:

Lesnar will get taken out with injury during the first ten minutes only to return at the very end on the ground that he had never been eliminated and win it

Gotta keep that "never done before" booking

[Push R Truth]

Lesnar is in it until the end. It's Lesnar and Heath Slater. Lesnar laughs, gives Heath an F5 and then voluntarily eliminates himself. Paul calls Brock a genius because Brock basically handed himself an easy Wrestlemania Pay Day again Heath Slater.

Cue 80's montage of Heath Slater being trained over weeks leading to Mania by various Legends and every enemy Brock has ever had.

at Mania, Heath and Brock face off and Heath immediately kicks Brock in the balls and pins him 1-2-3.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Jan 7, 2020 14:49:07 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Lesnar is in it until the end. It's Lesnar and Heath Slater. Lesnar laughs, gives Heath an F5 and then voluntarily eliminates himself. Paul calls Brock a genius because Brock basically handed himself an easy Wrestlemania Pay Day again Heath Slater.

Cue 80's montage of Heath Slater being trained over weeks leading to Mania by various Legends and every enemy Brock has ever had.

at Mania, Heath and Brock face off and Heath immediately kicks Brock in the balls and pins him 1-2-3.

f*** it, I'm down for that.

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Jan 6, 2020 23:16:17 GMT -5 chrom said:

Lesnar will get taken out with injury during the first ten minutes only to return at the very end on the ground that he had never been eliminated and win it

There goes my hero. What a showing of courage and determination... the whole place will cheer in sheer joy.    

[freeze Austin]

Since WWE is going back to a bunch of wrestlers old gimmicks (The Architect and New SHIELD, The Club, NJPW Balor, Miz & Morrison, Fella, American Dragon, etc.) and with Big Show's return, he should recreate The Local Men at the Rumble with Lesnar in the Kane role.

LOCAL LESNARS RUIN EVERYTHING!