1. Roddy Piper
2. Mr. T
3. Leilani Kai
4. Ricky Steamboat
5. Gorilla Monsoon
6. Greg Valentine
7. Hulk Hogan
8. Liberace
9. Gene Okerlund
10. Captain Lou Albano
11. Billy Martin
12. Tito Santana
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The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Greg Valentine grabs a sword.
Cowboy Bob Orton scares Leilani Kai away from the cornucopia.
King Kong Bundy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lord Alfred Hayes clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
The Executioner grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Barry Windham runs away from the Cornucopia.
Wendi Richter runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ricky Steamboat snatches a pair of sais.
Gorilla Monsoon snatches a pair of sais.
Brutus Beefcake runs away from the Cornucopia.
SD Jones finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Jesse Ventura finds a canteen full of water.
Freddie Blassie stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Cyndi Lauper runs away from the Cornucopia.
Gene Okerlund runs away from the Cornucopia.
Junkyard Dog runs away from the Cornucopia.
Big John Studd runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tito Santana gathers as much food as he can.
Matt Borne grabs a shovel.
Bobby Heenan finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Bruno Sammartino runs away from the Cornucopia.
Roddy Piper and David Sammartino fight for a bag. Roddy Piper gives up and retreats.
Muhammad Ali clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Andre The Giant runs away from the Cornucopia.
Pat Patterson runs away from the Cornucopia.
Captain Lou Albano runs away from the Cornucopia.
Howard Finkel breaks Paul Orndorff's nose for a basket of bread.
Liberace grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Hulk Hogan takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
Jimmy Hart runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Iron Sheik runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mr. T runs away from the Cornucopia.
Billy Martin snatches a pair of sais.
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Day 1
Hulk Hogan silently snaps King Kong Bundy's neck.
Cowboy Bob Orton explores the arena.
Muhammad Ali receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Jimmy Hart, Tito Santana, Barry Windham, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T hunt for other tributes.
Paul Orndorff explores the arena.
Matt Borne dies trying to escape the arena.
Andre The Giant diverts Lord Alfred Hayes's attention and runs away.
Ricky Steamboat sprains his ankle while running away from Gorilla Monsoon.
The Iron Sheik defeats Howard Finkel in a fight, but spares his life.
David Sammartino and Leilani Kai hunt for other tributes.
Liberace is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
SD Jones sprains his ankle while running away from Greg Valentine.
Roddy Piper forces Freddie Blassie to kill Pat Patterson or Big John Studd. He decides to kill Big John Studd.
Gene Okerlund, Bruno Sammartino, Captain Lou Albano, and Billy Martin raid Brutus Beefcake's camp while he is hunting.
The Executioner constructs a shack.
Jesse Ventura tries to sleep through the entire day.
Bobby Heenan, Wendi Richter, and Junkyard Dog hunt for other tributes.
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Fallen Tributes 1
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
King Kong Bundy
District 4
Matt Borne
District 3
Big John Studd
District 11
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Night 1
Leilani Kai thinks about winning.
Andre The Giant tries to treat his infection.
Pat Patterson tends to David Sammartino's wounds.
Cyndi Lauper attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Cowboy Bob Orton, killing them both.
Howard Finkel and Lord Alfred Hayes sleep in shifts.
Hulk Hogan convinces Junkyard Dog to snuggle with him.
Tito Santana severely injures Bobby Heenan, but puts him out of his misery.
Bruno Sammartino screams for help.
Liberace destroys Brutus Beefcake's supplies while he is asleep.
Jesse Ventura and Gene Okerlund huddle for warmth.
Jimmy Hart and Greg Valentine tell stories about themselves to each other.
Mr. T thinks about home.
Freddie Blassie looks at the night sky.
Muhammad Ali and Barry Windham huddle for warmth.
Gorilla Monsoon passes out from exhaustion.
Captain Lou Albano and Billy Martin fight Roddy Piper and The Executioner. Roddy Piper and The Executioner survive.
Wendi Richter loses sight of where she is.
The Iron Sheik destroys Ricky Steamboat's supplies while he is asleep.
Paul Orndorff tries to treat his infection.
SD Jones thinks about home.
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Day 2
Liberace shoots an arrow into Howard Finkel's head.
Ricky Steamboat stalks Greg Valentine.
SD Jones receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Jesse Ventura discovers a river.
Pat Patterson tends to Bruno Sammartino's wounds.
Freddie Blassie constructs a shack.
Wendi Richter defeats Brutus Beefcake in a fight, but spares his life.
Leilani Kai tries to sleep through the entire day.
Andre The Giant kills Muhammad Ali as he tries to run.
Gorilla Monsoon receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Roddy Piper picks flowers.
The Executioner steals from Paul Orndorff while he isn't looking.
Jimmy Hart receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Junkyard Dog, Gene Okerlund, and Hulk Hogan hunt for other tributes.
David Sammartino receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Lord Alfred Hayes and Tito Santana split up to search for resources.
The Iron Sheik chases Mr. T.
Barry Windham sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
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Fallen Tributes 2
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Cyndi Lauper
District 7
Cowboy Bob Orton
District 12
Bobby Heenan
District 2
Captain Lou Albano
District 10
Billy Martin
District 11
Howard Finkel
District 1
Muhammad Ali
District 3
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Night 2
Junkyard Dog receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Jesse Ventura and Liberace huddle for warmth.
Freddie Blassie convinces Barry Windham to snuggle with him.
Hulk Hogan receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Bruno Sammartino questions his sanity.
SD Jones receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Gorilla Monsoon and The Executioner tell stories about themselves to each other.
Gene Okerlund and Brutus Beefcake tell stories about themselves to each other.
Tito Santana passes out from exhaustion.
The Iron Sheik tends to Jimmy Hart's wounds.
Greg Valentine tends to Leilani Kai's wounds.
Roddy Piper attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Lord Alfred Hayes receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Paul Orndorff cries himself to sleep.
Ricky Steamboat sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Wendi Richter receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Andre The Giant pushes Pat Patterson off a cliff during a knife fight.
David Sammartino looks at the night sky.
Mr. T bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
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Day 3
David Sammartino receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Gene Okerlund discovers a cave.
Ricky Steamboat explores the arena.
The Executioner receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Liberace and Lord Alfred Hayes split up to search for resources.
Barry Windham discovers a river.
Jimmy Hart scares Greg Valentine off.
Hulk Hogan receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Bruno Sammartino makes a slingshot.
Junkyard Dog overhears Freddie Blassie and Roddy Piper talking in the distance.
Wendi Richter overpowers Andre The Giant, killing him.
Leilani Kai sprains her ankle while running away from The Iron Sheik.
Jesse Ventura stalks Tito Santana.
Gorilla Monsoon defeats Paul Orndorff in a fight, but spares his life.
SD Jones runs away from Brutus Beefcake.
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Fallen Tributes 3
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Pat Patterson
District 12
Mr. T
District 2
Andre The Giant
District 11
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Night 3
SD Jones is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Gene Okerlund sets up camp for the night.
David Sammartino receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Gorilla Monsoon starts a fire.
Greg Valentine tracks down and kills Barry Windham.
Jesse Ventura destroys The Executioner's supplies while he is asleep.
Lord Alfred Hayes thinks about winning.
The Iron Sheik, Wendi Richter, and Ricky Steamboat sleep in shifts.
Brutus Beefcake stays awake all night.
Leilani Kai quietly hums.
Liberace, Bruno Sammartino, and Tito Santana successfully ambush and kill Freddie Blassie, Jimmy Hart, and Junkyard Dog.
Hulk Hogan goes to sleep.
Paul Orndorff lets Roddy Piper into his shelter.
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Day 4
Gene Okerlund begs for Ricky Steamboat to kill him. He refuses, keeping Gene Okerlund alive.
SD Jones camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Paul Orndorff overhears The Iron Sheik and Tito Santana talking in the distance.
David Sammartino attacks Brutus Beefcake, but he manages to escape.
Bruno Sammartino makes a slingshot.
Hulk Hogan sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Lord Alfred Hayes steals from Roddy Piper while he isn't looking.
Gorilla Monsoon sets an explosive off, killing The Executioner, and Leilani Kai.
Wendi Richter and Greg Valentine hunt for other tributes.
Jesse Ventura camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Liberace makes a slingshot.
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Fallen Tributes 4
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Barry Windham
District 1
Freddie Blassie
District 8
Jimmy Hart
District 4
Junkyard Dog
District 6
The Executioner
District 9
Leilani Kai
District 3
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Night 4
The Iron Sheik attacks Ricky Steamboat, but SD Jones protects him, killing The Iron Sheik.
Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan talk about the tributes still alive.
Wendi Richter stays awake all night.
Greg Valentine receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Paul Orndorff and Bruno Sammartino huddle for warmth.
David Sammartino, Jesse Ventura, Liberace, and Roddy Piper sleep in shifts.
Tito Santana receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Gene Okerlund lets Lord Alfred Hayes into his shelter.
Gorilla Monsoon stays awake all night.
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Day 5
Lord Alfred Hayes makes a wooden spear.
Gene Okerlund questions his sanity.
Bruno Sammartino forces Paul Orndorff to kill Wendi Richter or Hulk Hogan. He refuses to kill, so Bruno Sammartino kills him instead.
Brutus Beefcake dies of dysentery.
Tito Santana poisons Roddy Piper's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Ricky Steamboat searches for a water source.
SD Jones practices his archery.
David Sammartino steals from Gorilla Monsoon while he isn't looking.
Liberace practices his archery.
Jesse Ventura tends to Greg Valentine's wounds.
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Fallen Tributes 5
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The Iron Sheik
District 5
Paul Orndorff
District 10
Brutus Beefcake
District 6
Tito Santana
District 12
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Night 5
Greg Valentine sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Wendi Richter receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Gorilla Monsoon, Gene Okerlund, and Jesse Ventura sleep in shifts.
Hulk Hogan attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Liberace, killing them both.
Lord Alfred Hayes, David Sammartino, and Bruno Sammartino discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
SD Jones climbs a tree to rest.
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The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
SD Jones bashes Gene Okerlund's head against a rock several times.
Ricky Steamboat and Roddy Piper get into a fight over raw meat, but Roddy Piper gives up and runs away.
David Sammartino kills Gorilla Monsoon for his supplies.
Lord Alfred Hayes shoots a poisonous blow dart into Bruno Sammartino's neck, slowly killing him.
Jesse Ventura kills Greg Valentine with a sickle.
Wendi Richter decides not to go to The Feast.
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Day 6
David Sammartino and SD Jones split up to search for resources.
Ricky Steamboat diverts Roddy Piper's attention and runs away.
Lord Alfred Hayes sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Jesse Ventura bashes Wendi Richter's head in with a mace.
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Fallen Tributes 6
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Hulk Hogan
District 7
Liberace
District 8
Gene Okerlund
District 9
Gorilla Monsoon
District 5
Bruno Sammartino
District 5
Greg Valentine
District 6
Wendi Richter
District 2
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Night 6
Lord Alfred Hayes receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Ricky Steamboat dies trying to escape the arena.
Jesse Ventura and Roddy Piper huddle for warmth.
SD Jones tries to sing himself to sleep.
David Sammartino climbs a tree to rest.
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Day 7
Lord Alfred Hayes constructs a shack.
David Sammartino steals from SD Jones while he isn't looking.
Roddy Piper sprains his ankle while running away from Jesse Ventura.
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Fallen Tributes 7
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Ricky Steamboat
District 4
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Night 7
Roddy Piper and David Sammartino run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Lord Alfred Hayes cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Jesse Ventura stays awake all night.
SD Jones screams for help.
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Day 8
David Sammartino accidently steps on a landmine.
Jesse Ventura chases Lord Alfred Hayes.
SD Jones practices his archery.
Roddy Piper falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
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Fallen Tributes 8
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
David Sammartino
District 10
Roddy Piper
District 1
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Night 8
Jesse Ventura and Lord Alfred Hayes hold hands.
SD Jones tries to sing himself to sleep.
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Day 9
SD Jones attacks Lord Alfred Hayes, but Jesse Ventura protects him, killing SD Jones.
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Fallen Tributes 9
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
SD Jones
District 7
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Night 9
Jesse Ventura stabs Lord Alfred Hayes while his back is turned.
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The Winner
The winner is Jesse Ventura from District 9!
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Summary
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The Bloodbath
No deaths occurred.
Day 1
Hulk Hogan silently snaps King Kong Bundy's neck.
Matt Borne dies trying to escape the arena.
Roddy Piper forces Freddie Blassie to kill Pat Patterson or Big John Studd. He decides to kill Big John Studd.
Night 1
Cyndi Lauper attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Cowboy Bob Orton, killing them both.
Tito Santana severely injures Bobby Heenan, but puts him out of his misery.
Captain Lou Albano and Billy Martin fight Roddy Piper and The Executioner. Roddy Piper and The Executioner survive.
Day 2
Liberace shoots an arrow into Howard Finkel's head.
Andre The Giant kills Muhammad Ali as he tries to run.
Night 2
Andre The Giant pushes Pat Patterson off a cliff during a knife fight.
Mr. T bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Day 3
Wendi Richter overpowers Andre The Giant, killing him.
Night 3
Greg Valentine tracks down and kills Barry Windham.
Liberace, Bruno Sammartino, and Tito Santana successfully ambush and kill Freddie Blassie, Jimmy Hart, and Junkyard Dog.
Day 4
Gorilla Monsoon sets an explosive off, killing The Executioner, and Leilani Kai.
Night 4
The Iron Sheik attacks Ricky Steamboat, but SD Jones protects him, killing The Iron Sheik.
Day 5
Bruno Sammartino forces Paul Orndorff to kill Wendi Richter or Hulk Hogan. He refuses to kill, so Bruno Sammartino kills him instead.
Brutus Beefcake dies of dysentery.
Tito Santana poisons Roddy Piper's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Night 5
Hulk Hogan attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Liberace, killing them both.
The Feast
SD Jones bashes Gene Okerlund's head against a rock several times.
David Sammartino kills Gorilla Monsoon for his supplies.
Lord Alfred Hayes shoots a poisonous blow dart into Bruno Sammartino's neck, slowly killing him.
Jesse Ventura kills Greg Valentine with a sickle.
Day 6
Jesse Ventura bashes Wendi Richter's head in with a mace.
Night 6
Ricky Steamboat dies trying to escape the arena.
Day 7
No deaths occurred.
Night 7
No deaths occurred.
Day 8
David Sammartino accidently steps on a landmine.
Roddy Piper falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Night 8
No deaths occurred.
Day 9
SD Jones attacks Lord Alfred Hayes, but Jesse Ventura protects him, killing SD Jones.
Night 9
Jesse Ventura stabs Lord Alfred Hayes while his back is turned.
The winner is Jesse Ventura from District 9!
Placements
1. Jesse Ventura
2. Lord Alfred Hayes
3. SD Jones
4. Roddy Piper
5. David Sammartino
6. Ricky Steamboat
7. Wendi Richter
8. Greg Valentine
9. Bruno Sammartino
10. Gorilla Monsoon
11. Gene Okerlund
12. Liberace
13. Hulk Hogan
14. Tito Santana
15. Brutus Beefcake
16. Paul Orndorff
17. The Iron Sheik
18. Leilani Kai
19. The Executioner
20. Junkyard Dog
21. Jimmy Hart
22. Freddie Blassie
23. Barry Windham
24. Andre The Giant
25. Mr. T
26. Pat Patterson
27. Muhammad Ali
28. Howard Finkel
29. Billy Martin
30. Captain Lou Albano
31. Bobby Heenan
32. Cowboy Bob Orton
33. Cyndi Lauper
34. Big John Studd
35. Matt Borne
36. King Kong Bundy
District Placements
1. District9
2. District8
3. District7
4. District1
5. District10
6. District4
7. District2
8. District6
9. District5
10. District12
11. District3
12. District11
Kills
4: Tito Santana
4: Bruno Sammartino
4: Liberace
4: Jesse Ventura
2: Roddy Piper
2: Gorilla Monsoon
2: Andre The Giant
2: SD Jones
2: The Executioner
1: Wendi Richter
1: Greg Valentine
1: Freddie Blassie
1: Lord Alfred Hayes
1: Hulk Hogan
1: David Sammartino