Fudge it, I'm taking the last spot from Richlen.
1. Salt
2. Jim Ross
Irwin R. Schyster
3. Lawrence Taylor
4. Lex Luger
5. Owen Hart
6. Tim White
7. Jacob Blu
8. Sid
9. Jonathan Taylor Thomas
10. Jenny McCarthy
11. Ken Norton Jr.
12. Razor Ramon
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The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Paul Bearer runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jim Ross shoots an arrow into Spinderella's head.
Undertaker runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Owen Hart runs away from the Cornucopia.
Pepa and Bart Gunn fight for a bag. Pepa gives up and retreats.
Jenny McCarthy takes a handful of throwing knives.
Lawrence Taylor throws a knife into Gorilla Monsoon's chest.
Pamela Anderson runs away from the Cornucopia.
Howard Finkel grabs a shovel.
Razor Ramon runs away from the Cornucopia.
1-2-3 Kid runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lex Luger kills King Kong Bundy with a hatchet.
Irwin R. Schyster finds a canteen full of water.
Bret Hart runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tim White runs away from the Cornucopia.
Billy Gunn grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Steve McMichael runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jim Cornette runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Salt rips a mace out of Eli Blu's hands.
Ken Norton Jr. grabs a jar of fishing bait while Jacob Blu gets fishing gear.
Bob Backlund runs away from the Cornucopia.
Shawn Michaels runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sid and The British Bulldog fight for a bag. Sid gives up and retreats.
Diesel runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yokozuna grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Tatanka runs away from the Cornucopia.
Bam Bam Bigelow throws a knife into Reggie White's head.
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Day 1
1-2-3 Kid begs for Undertaker to kill him. He refuses, keeping 1-2-3 Kid alive.
Ken Norton Jr. and Razor Ramon split up to search for resources.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Billy Gunn fight Howard Finkel and Owen Hart. Howard Finkel and Owen Hart survive.
Tatanka discovers a cave.
Jim Ross falls into a pit and dies.
Sid attacks Bam Bam Bigelow, but he manages to escape.
Irwin R. Schyster hunts for other tributes.
Yokozuna sprains his ankle while running away from Jacob Blu.
Jenny McCarthy is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
The British Bulldog receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Pepa picks flowers.
Pamela Anderson receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Paul Bearer searches for firewood.
Diesel sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Tim White receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Steve McMichael kills Lawrence Taylor as he tries to run.
Bret Hart goes hunting.
Eli Blu receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Jim Cornette is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Bob Backlund tries to sleep through the entire day.
Shawn Michaels discovers a river.
Lex Luger constructs a shack.
Salt makes a wooden spear.
Bart Gunn is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
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Fallen Tributes 1
8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Spinderella
District 1
Gorilla Monsoon
District 11
King Kong Bundy
District 6
Reggie White
District 6
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
District 9
Billy Gunn
District 10
Jim Ross
District 2
Lawrence Taylor
District 3
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Night 1
Jacob Blu thinks about winning.
Lex Luger stays awake all night.
Bob Backlund receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Steve McMichael tries to sing himself to sleep.
Eli Blu, Ken Norton Jr., Jenny McCarthy, and Yokozuna sleep in shifts.
Shawn Michaels convinces Razor Ramon to snuggle with him.
Irwin R. Schyster tries to sing himself to sleep.
Paul Bearer stays awake all night.
Pepa, Tim White, and Tatanka discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Howard Finkel goes to sleep.
Salt loses sight of where she is.
Sid goes to sleep.
Bart Gunn is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Undertaker sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Bret Hart attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Diesel loses sight of where he is.
Owen Hart and Bam Bam Bigelow sleep in shifts.
1-2-3 Kid quietly hums.
The British Bulldog, Jim Cornette, and Pamela Anderson discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
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Day 2
Diesel travels to higher ground.
Lex Luger receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Undertaker chases 1-2-3 Kid.
Eli Blu practices his archery.
Ken Norton Jr. steals from Tatanka while he isn't looking.
Sid, Bam Bam Bigelow, and Razor Ramon start fighting, but Bam Bam Bigelow runs away as Sid kills Razor Ramon.
Pamela Anderson receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Howard Finkel explores the arena.
Yokozuna receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Pepa and Bret Hart work together for the day.
Owen Hart runs away from Paul Bearer.
Jim Cornette sprains his ankle while running away from Jenny McCarthy.
Irwin R. Schyster searches for a water source.
Salt explores the arena.
The British Bulldog collects fruit from a tree.
Jacob Blu, Bart Gunn, Steve McMichael, and Shawn Michaels raid Bob Backlund's camp while he is hunting.
Tim White receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
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Fallen Tributes 2
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Razor Ramon
District 12
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Night 2
Salt stays awake all night.
The British Bulldog cries himself to sleep.
Steve McMichael passes out from exhaustion.
Howard Finkel starts a fire.
Tim White, Tatanka, and Sid cheerfully sing songs together.
1-2-3 Kid quietly hums.
Yokozuna forces Bret Hart to kill Diesel or Shawn Michaels. He refuses to kill, so Yokozuna kills him instead.
Jim Cornette is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Bam Bam Bigelow stabs Paul Bearer while his back is turned.
Owen Hart receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Bob Backlund tries to treat his infection.
Jenny McCarthy stays awake all night.
Bart Gunn and Pamela Anderson hold hands.
Jacob Blu, Irwin R. Schyster, Lex Luger, and Ken Norton Jr. tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Undertaker unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Pepa climbs a tree to rest.
Eli Blu starts a fire.
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Day 3
Howard Finkel questions his sanity.
Jim Cornette and Owen Hart hunt for other tributes.
The British Bulldog tries to spear fish with a trident.
Steve McMichael hunts for other tributes.
Jenny McCarthy thinks about home.
Irwin R. Schyster overhears Pepa and Salt talking in the distance.
Bart Gunn discovers a river.
Pamela Anderson discovers a cave.
Jacob Blu injures himself.
1-2-3 Kid and Sid hunt for other tributes.
Tim White, Lex Luger, Eli Blu, Yokozuna, and Ken Norton Jr. track down and kill Bob Backlund.
Tatanka throws a knife into Bam Bam Bigelow's chest.
Diesel runs away from Shawn Michaels.
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Fallen Tributes 3
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Bret Hart
District 12
Paul Bearer
District 11
Undertaker
District 10
Bob Backlund
District 5
Bam Bam Bigelow
District 7
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Night 3
Lex Luger receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
The British Bulldog, Irwin R. Schyster, and Steve McMichael cheerfully sing songs together.
Jim Cornette screams for help.
Jacob Blu and Howard Finkel hold hands.
Yokozuna and Eli Blu run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Tim White sets up camp for the night.
Diesel passes out from exhaustion.
Ken Norton Jr. questions his sanity.
Owen Hart begs for Sid to kill him. He refuses, keeping Owen Hart alive.
Pamela Anderson tends to Pepa's wounds.
Tatanka receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Salt loses sight of where she is.
Bart Gunn and Shawn Michaels work together to drown Jenny McCarthy.
1-2-3 Kid receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
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Day 4
Pamela Anderson discovers a cave.
Shawn Michaels steals from Howard Finkel while he isn't looking.
Yokozuna dies from hunger.
Irwin R. Schyster searches for firewood.
1-2-3 Kid scares Salt off.
Owen Hart fishes.
Diesel constructs a shack.
The British Bulldog chases Jacob Blu.
Ken Norton Jr. explores the arena.
Tatanka practices his archery.
Steve McMichael catches Lex Luger off guard and kills him.
Eli Blu overhears Bart Gunn and Sid talking in the distance.
Jim Cornette attacks Pepa, but she manages to escape.
Tim White searches for firewood.
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Fallen Tributes 4
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Jenny McCarthy
District 10
Yokozuna
District 9
Lex Luger
District 4
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Night 4
Ken Norton Jr. dies from hunger.
Pamela Anderson is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Sid, Tatanka, Tim White, and Diesel sleep in shifts.
Bart Gunn and Jacob Blu talk about the tributes still alive.
Pepa is awoken by nightmares.
Shawn Michaels passes out from exhaustion.
Howard Finkel defeats Owen Hart in a fight, but spares his life.
Eli Blu climbs a tree to rest.
The British Bulldog climbs a tree to rest.
Jim Cornette falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Salt questions her sanity.
Irwin R. Schyster literally kills it with a musical performance around the campfire.
1-2-3 Kid questions his sanity.
Steve McMichael goes to sleep.
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Day 5
Sid unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Bart Gunn, Tatanka, Shawn Michaels, and Tim White hunt for other tributes.
Owen Hart and Eli Blu fight Steve McMichael and Irwin R. Schyster. Owen Hart and Eli Blu survive.
Jacob Blu and Salt fight Diesel and Howard Finkel. Jacob Blu and Salt survive.
Pamela Anderson accidently steps on a landmine.
Pepa explores the arena.
1-2-3 Kid receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
The British Bulldog receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
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Fallen Tributes 5
8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Ken Norton Jr.
District 11
Jim Cornette
District 7
Sid
District 8
Steve McMichael
District 1
Irwin R. Schyster
District 2
Diesel
District 8
Howard Finkel
District 4
Pamela Anderson
District 4
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Night 5
Jacob Blu strangles Shawn Michaels after engaging in a fist fight.
Pepa tries to treat her infection.
Tim White, Tatanka, and Salt cheerfully sing songs together.
The British Bulldog convinces Eli Blu to snuggle with him.
Owen Hart and 1-2-3 Kid hold hands.
Bart Gunn climbs a tree to rest.
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The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
1-2-3 Kid decides not to go to The Feast.
Bart Gunn throws a knife into Salt's chest.
Pepa decides not to go to The Feast.
Eli Blu, Jacob Blu, and Tatanka get into a fight. Jacob Blu triumphantly kills them both.
The British Bulldog spears Owen Hart in the abdomen.
Tim White takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.
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Day 6
Bart Gunn makes a wooden spear.
1-2-3 Kid makes a slingshot.
Jacob Blu questions his sanity.
The British Bulldog tends to Tim White's wounds.
Pepa thinks about home.
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Fallen Tributes 6
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Shawn Michaels
District 5
Salt
District 1
Eli Blu
District 12
Tatanka
District 3
Owen Hart
District 5
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Night 6
1-2-3 Kid climbs a tree to rest.
The British Bulldog, Pepa, Jacob Blu, and Bart Gunn sleep in shifts.
Tim White passes out from exhaustion.
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Day 7
The British Bulldog, Pepa, and Tim White get into a fight. Tim White triumphantly kills them both.
Bart Gunn tries to sleep through the entire day.
Jacob Blu picks flowers.
1-2-3 Kid picks flowers.
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Fallen Tributes 7
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The British Bulldog
District 8
Pepa
District 9
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Night 7
Bart Gunn climbs a tree to rest.
Jacob Blu falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
1-2-3 Kid cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Tim White receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
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Day 8
1-2-3 Kid receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Tim White attacks Bart Gunn, but he manages to escape.
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Fallen Tributes 8
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Jacob Blu
District 7
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Night 8
Tim White thinks about winning.
Bart Gunn dies trying to escape the arena.
1-2-3 Kid accidently steps on a landmine.
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The Winner
The winner is Tim White from District 6!
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Summary
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The Bloodbath
Jim Ross shoots an arrow into Spinderella's head.
Lawrence Taylor throws a knife into Gorilla Monsoon's chest.
Lex Luger kills King Kong Bundy with a hatchet.
Bam Bam Bigelow throws a knife into Reggie White's head.
Day 1
Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Billy Gunn fight Howard Finkel and Owen Hart. Howard Finkel and Owen Hart survive.
Jim Ross falls into a pit and dies.
Steve McMichael kills Lawrence Taylor as he tries to run.
Night 1
No deaths occurred.
Day 2
Sid, Bam Bam Bigelow, and Razor Ramon start fighting, but Bam Bam Bigelow runs away as Sid kills Razor Ramon.
Night 2
Yokozuna forces Bret Hart to kill Diesel or Shawn Michaels. He refuses to kill, so Yokozuna kills him instead.
Bam Bam Bigelow stabs Paul Bearer while his back is turned.
Undertaker unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Day 3
Tim White, Lex Luger, Eli Blu, Yokozuna, and Ken Norton Jr. track down and kill Bob Backlund.
Tatanka throws a knife into Bam Bam Bigelow's chest.
Night 3
Bart Gunn and Shawn Michaels work together to drown Jenny McCarthy.
Day 4
Yokozuna dies from hunger.
Steve McMichael catches Lex Luger off guard and kills him.
Night 4
Ken Norton Jr. dies from hunger.
Jim Cornette falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Day 5
Sid unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Owen Hart and Eli Blu fight Steve McMichael and Irwin R. Schyster. Owen Hart and Eli Blu survive.
Jacob Blu and Salt fight Diesel and Howard Finkel. Jacob Blu and Salt survive.
Pamela Anderson accidently steps on a landmine.
Night 5
Jacob Blu strangles Shawn Michaels after engaging in a fist fight.
The Feast
Bart Gunn throws a knife into Salt's chest.
Eli Blu, Jacob Blu, and Tatanka get into a fight. Jacob Blu triumphantly kills them both.
The British Bulldog spears Owen Hart in the abdomen.
Day 6
No deaths occurred.
Night 6
No deaths occurred.
Day 7
The British Bulldog, Pepa, and Tim White get into a fight. Tim White triumphantly kills them both.
Night 7
Jacob Blu falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Day 8
No deaths occurred.
Night 8
Bart Gunn dies trying to escape the arena.
1-2-3 Kid accidently steps on a landmine.
The winner is Tim White from District 6!
Placements
1. Tim White
2. 1-2-3 Kid
3. Bart Gunn
4. Jacob Blu
5. Pepa
6. The British Bulldog
7. Owen Hart
8. Tatanka
9. Eli Blu
10. Salt
11. Shawn Michaels
12. Pamela Anderson
13. Howard Finkel
14. Diesel
15. Irwin R. Schyster
16. Steve McMichael
17. Sid
18. Jim Cornette
19. Ken Norton Jr.
20. Lex Luger
21. Yokozuna
22. Jenny McCarthy
23. Bam Bam Bigelow
24. Bob Backlund
25. Undertaker
26. Paul Bearer
27. Bret Hart
28. Razor Ramon
29. Lawrence Taylor
30. Jim Ross
31. Billy Gunn
32. Jonathan Taylor Thomas
33. Reggie White
34. King Kong Bundy
35. Gorilla Monsoon
36. Spinderella
District Placements
1. District6
2. District2
3. District3
4. District7
5. District9
6. District8
7. District5
8. District12
9. District1
10. District4
11. District11
12. District10
Kills
5: Jacob Blu
4: Owen Hart
3: Tim White
3: Eli Blu
2: Salt
2: Howard Finkel
2: Lex Luger
2: Steve McMichael
2: Bam Bam Bigelow
2: Yokozuna
2: Bart Gunn
1: Sid
1: Shawn Michaels
1: The British Bulldog
1: Lawrence Taylor
1: Jim Ross
1: Ken Norton Jr.
1: Tatanka