Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Feb 5, 2020 12:59:55 GMT -5
- A boxing night where the main event is made up on the spot because two guys started brawling on camera.
- A sprinter is hurt before the 100m sprint so a retiree subs for him and wins like he hadn't lost a step.
- Race car driver kidnaps the daughter of a team boss to get a driving seat and succeeds.
- Football team rivalry gets so serious that a one off "anything allowed" match is announced.
- While the judges are distracted, a rival interferes on a figure skaters routine.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 5, 2020 14:41:07 GMT -5
Cheerleaders district the refs while the wide receiver kicks the defender in the balls and runs down the field wide open.
James Harden dribbles down the court and WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AS THE NBA ROLLS ON.
Starting at QB for the New England Patriots, the 6 Time World Champion in his 20th year, TOM BRADY *1 year later* Starting at QB for the Stamford Grapefruits, it's a hungry young man just trying to get a statement win in this division that we'll forget about in less than 3 months, Tucker Ule! *1 year later* Starting at QB for the New York Jets, OHHHH MAN WE KNOW WHO THAT IS, it's BOMB TRADY, BUT WHAT IS HE DOING IN THE J-E-T-S ZONE?!?!
*in the NBA Commissioners Office* Sir, we've invested so much into the Lakers but the Crowd wants the Kings to win! Don't worry, I got it covered. But Sir? You said you we needed the Lakers to win! They will, already called in the fix. Refs got this.
OH shit I guess that does happen in regular sports!
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
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Post by fw91 on Feb 5, 2020 15:24:38 GMT -5
“We’ve been told that this player will not return to the game tonight due to anal bleeding.”
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 5, 2020 23:44:25 GMT -5
Team A plays Team B during the regular season. Team B wins.
Team A makes it to the championship game and beats Team C.
During the trophy presentation, Team B shows up and says that since they beat Team A earlier, they want a rematch for the championship...right now!
Commissioner: Get me some refs out here!
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Feb 5, 2020 23:51:08 GMT -5
Jordan Speith readies for a tap in birdie at 18 to clinch the tourney, but here comes Rory McIlroy to cash in his putter in the bag briefcase!
New champ! He's the fore-time, fore-time, fore-time, fore-time winner!!
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Feb 5, 2020 23:54:56 GMT -5
The Poooounnnce PERIOD!
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Feb 6, 2020 12:04:24 GMT -5
Football game opens with a 15 minute Tom Brady promo at midfield, interrupted by Aaron Rodgers, for another 10 minutes of promo’ing, eventually Roger Goodell shows up and makes a match between Tom Brady and a team of his choosing and Aaron Rodgers and the Packers
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Feb 7, 2020 10:47:32 GMT -5
Celtic v Rangers.......HELL IN A CELL!!!!!!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 7, 2020 14:03:35 GMT -5
Each game in the NBA Finals will have it's stipulation decided during the coin toss by the RAW Roulette Wheel!
Fan favorite options on the wheel: Handicapped Game, one team can only play with 4 players First Blood, first team with a bleeder loses! Verbal Debate, each of the starting 5 players and their coach get 2 minutes to argue why they should win the game. The audience then votes to decide the winner! Lumberjack Rules, the court is surrounded by players from all NBA teams and stepping out of bounds let's them do whatever they want. Tag Rules, subs will be allowed at all times as long as a legal tag is made. The 10 second rule to exit the court of play applies. Iron Man, 60 minute game no timeouts, substitutions or breaks of any kind. Ladder! The inbound pass is replaced with a ladder in the middle of the court with the ball hanging above it. All uses of the ladder will be legal. Coal Miner's Glove, all players have a coal miner's glove on their dominant hand. Kiss My Ass, the post game handshake is replaced with the Losers having to kiss the Winners ass. Royal Rumble, the game starts one-on-one and every 90 seconds a random player enters the game. If a player steps out of bounds they are eliminated from the game. Hog Pen, the court is covered in pig shit and players will have to play the game while also dealing with a couple dozen pigs running around in it. Cage, whichever team has 100% of their players successfully exiting the cage wins. Chamber of Horrors, whichever team gets the opposing coach into the electric chair and activates it wins!
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Post by The Foreigner™ Play-In Edition on Feb 7, 2020 14:44:03 GMT -5
A sudden-death overtime period ending in a draw
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Feb 7, 2020 17:50:17 GMT -5
Boxing ref is KO’d and a boxer gets knocked down and stays down for 20 only to get up and hit his opponent with a loaded glove as the ref recovers and counts him down for 10.
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deezy
Don Corleone
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Post by deezy on Feb 8, 2020 13:00:15 GMT -5
Have a 'Wargames' style game on basketball. Starts out 1 on 1, then after 5 min theres a coin toss to see which team gets the 2 on 1 advantage ( since the road team are the Heels, they win the coin toss everytime).
After that each team will send in a player every 2 min until its 5 on 5.
Then the game beyond starts. Lol
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Feb 8, 2020 13:13:26 GMT -5
A sudden-death overtime period ending in a draw Isn't that called "soccer" already?
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Post by Mike Strike on Feb 8, 2020 15:42:21 GMT -5
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 8, 2020 18:57:53 GMT -5
In the closing moments of the Super Bowl, Roger Goodell gets involved by demanding the referee end the game early, even as the 49ers are close to scoring a game-winning touchdown.
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Post by RI Richmark on Feb 8, 2020 19:07:53 GMT -5
"And the Kansas City Chiefs have won the Super Bowl! After a hard, grueling contest they have earned the right to call themselves champio..."
"Wait a minute...is that the Patriots' music?"
"THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE HERE! AND THEY'RE CASHING IN THEIR MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE! MY GOD, BILL BELICHICK IS THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST!"
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Feb 9, 2020 15:07:32 GMT -5
Offensive lineman gets caught holding and the ref stares at him and gives him a 5 count.
Team celebrates a TD and an opposing player climbs the goalpost and dives on them knocking them all down
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