Post by Push Val Venis was wrong on Feb 5, 2020 14:41:07 GMT -5
Cheerleaders district the refs while the wide receiver kicks the defender in the balls and runs down the field wide open.
James Harden dribbles down the court and WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AS THE NBA ROLLS ON.
Starting at QB for the New England Patriots, the 6 Time World Champion in his 20th year, TOM BRADY *1 year later* Starting at QB for the Stamford Grapefruits, it's a hungry young man just trying to get a statement win in this division that we'll forget about in less than 3 months, Tucker Ule! *1 year later* Starting at QB for the New York Jets, OHHHH MAN WE KNOW WHO THAT IS, it's BOMB TRADY, BUT WHAT IS HE DOING IN THE J-E-T-S ZONE?!?!
*in the NBA Commissioners Office* Sir, we've invested so much into the Lakers but the Crowd wants the Kings to win! Don't worry, I got it covered. But Sir? You said you we needed the Lakers to win! They will, already called in the fix. Refs got this.
OH shit I guess that does happen in regular sports!
Football game opens with a 15 minute Tom Brady promo at midfield, interrupted by Aaron Rodgers, for another 10 minutes of promo’ing, eventually Roger Goodell shows up and makes a match between Tom Brady and a team of his choosing and Aaron Rodgers and the Packers
Post by Push Val Venis was wrong on Feb 7, 2020 14:03:35 GMT -5
Each game in the NBA Finals will have it's stipulation decided during the coin toss by the RAW Roulette Wheel!
Fan favorite options on the wheel: Handicapped Game, one team can only play with 4 players First Blood, first team with a bleeder loses! Verbal Debate, each of the starting 5 players and their coach get 2 minutes to argue why they should win the game. The audience then votes to decide the winner! Lumberjack Rules, the court is surrounded by players from all NBA teams and stepping out of bounds let's them do whatever they want. Tag Rules, subs will be allowed at all times as long as a legal tag is made. The 10 second rule to exit the court of play applies. Iron Man, 60 minute game no timeouts, substitutions or breaks of any kind. Ladder! The inbound pass is replaced with a ladder in the middle of the court with the ball hanging above it. All uses of the ladder will be legal. Coal Miner's Glove, all players have a coal miner's glove on their dominant hand. Kiss My Ass, the post game handshake is replaced with the Losers having to kiss the Winners ass. Royal Rumble, the game starts one-on-one and every 90 seconds a random player enters the game. If a player steps out of bounds they are eliminated from the game. Hog Pen, the court is covered in pig shit and players will have to play the game while also dealing with a couple dozen pigs running around in it. Cage, whichever team has 100% of their players successfully exiting the cage wins. Chamber of Horrors, whichever team gets the opposing coach into the electric chair and activates it wins!
Have a 'Wargames' style game on basketball. Starts out 1 on 1, then after 5 min theres a coin toss to see which team gets the 2 on 1 advantage ( since the road team are the Heels, they win the coin toss everytime).
After that each team will send in a player every 2 min until its 5 on 5.