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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 13, 2020 11:13:10 GMT -5
I don't know why I try to remix these shirts to look cute. Have y'all made any jokes about Drew's shirt looking like a spare tire cover?
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Mar 13, 2020 17:41:30 GMT -5
That Bliss/Cross one reminds me of one those creepy flash animations weirdos put on youtube kids, where all the cartoon characters randomly get pregnant and start killing each other.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 18:53:40 GMT -5
Front: The Phenom Back: Don't talk shit about my wife, former 4-time Divas and Women's Champion Michelle McCool e: LOL, I'm a moron.  I messed up the text on the other shirt!   |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 19:48:58 GMT -5
 The back of this shirt is damned depressing, geez It's no penis shirt but I think I'll order one before they wise up and fix the typo. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 20:21:41 GMT -5
It's nowhere near as bad but still pretty bad.  Mostly it's the trim, it shows juuuust enough against the blue that it just looks like the shirt's dirty. Though even beyond that it's very uninspired. I don't really get teh matrix code across the glasses.... yeah it says Sasha Banks and Legit Boss... but... the falling text across the glasses looks like half assed hacker stuff... Lol, it reminds me of the Matrix. Way to stay current, WWE. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 17:01:02 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that!  |
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Post by Chrome the Sciencer on Mar 17, 2020 17:30:50 GMT -5
“Clear the tracks”?! Man, a single penny left on the tracks would be enough to derail the Strowman Express.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 17, 2020 21:10:39 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! I can make this shirt an instant best seller in a few short steps. 1. Hire Chris Sabin 2. Have Braun vs. Sabin while wearing this shirt. 3. Have Sabin suplex Braun. 4. Best seller shirt. |
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Mar 17, 2020 21:18:15 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! So is the Strowman Express Braun's version of the Ho Train? |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 18, 2020 2:18:35 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Mar 18, 2020 2:28:02 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! it... oddly works. tubedubber.com/?q=YCNggKaHfXQ:fkB3F4-NI8A:0:100:0:0:1 |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 18, 2020 8:11:16 GMT -5
Really leaning into the "one letter stretched into two words" thing with that Sasha shirt and the "Brace yourself" one. Must be the merch department version of the gauntlet match obsession.
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Mar 18, 2020 8:14:43 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! James Storm's Boozer Cruiser had more momentum than the f***ing Strowman Express. |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Mar 18, 2020 8:53:38 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! WASH.THESE.HANDS. It's literally all they had to do. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2020 9:52:23 GMT -5
There should be a Braun shirt that says "I DON'T READ CONTRACTS"
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Post by schma on Mar 18, 2020 15:35:11 GMT -5
Hey, so you know how Braun Strowman just lost his title because he's an idiot who likes to charge headlong into things even though it constantly bites him on the ass? Here's a shirt to celebrate that! It just occurred to me. I have vague memories of watching Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid but now I'm left wondering, just how many Thomas stories can there be? They're trains. They're stuck on tracks. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 18, 2020 19:25:53 GMT -5
  Charlotte one is okay, everything about the OC is awful. What the hell do gasmasks have to do with Japan? What did gasmasks have to do with Orton? I guess gasmasks symbolize a dangerous situation. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 19, 2020 11:45:02 GMT -5
There should be a Braun shirt that says "I DON'T READ CONTRACTS" "OR HAVE CONTACTS" |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 19, 2020 13:01:31 GMT -5
What the hell do gasmasks have to do with Japan? What did gasmasks have to do with Orton? I guess gasmasks symbolize a dangerous situation. Well Randy Orton matches are like sleeping gas so to stay awake you need a gas mask |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2020 4:46:41 GMT -5
How many random nWo parody shirts have they put out lately?  |
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I messed up the text on the other shirt! 
