Greatest FAN Royal Rumble #44 & #45: One Last Couples Dance
Mar 15, 2020 4:49:03 GMT -5
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 15, 2020 4:49:03 GMT -5
Entrants:
45) Hawk and Animal
Eliminations:
3) Shawn Michaels refuses to attend as he is retired, but it doesn't matter as Steve Austin is busy discussing Expendables 4 with Stallone.
4) Horace Hogan and The Disciple are gone within seconds by the hands of the brothers of destruction.
8) Unfortunately for Roadblock, Tony Atlas isn't going to be Saba Simba anymore
11) Evil Uno & Stu Grayson miss their turn after Marko Stunt prank called them pretending to be The Exalted One and demanding that they bring him some KFC.
5) Reese is out to prove that he's a better giant than Andre but Andre takes him out with ease
1) The Brothers of Destruction can't compete with the Hulkster brother, these 24 inch pythons and all the little Hulkamaniacs throw them both out! ... Brother!!
15) As soon as they hit the ring Randy Orton hits his own partner Jeff Hardy with the RKO and throws him out. Why? No reason.
10) Peyton Royce and Billie Kay are both clobbered by the Bushwhacker battering ram and eliminated.
17) Bobby Fish can’t fry fish but he can fry dinosaurs. Out go Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy.
2) As the New Day throw their pancakes around Luke and Butch top them with sardines before eating them. Big E is so disgusted that he clotheslines them both out
6) Andre KOs Kassius Ohno and tosses him out.
22) Hornswoggle is immediately tossed out by Cena a Disappointed Punjabi Playboy sadly dances to the back
18) Stevie Kick to Kaval! That's it for him and his tag partner Michael McGillicutty.
24) There is a scuffle at the entrance way, Bruiser Brody and New Jack are not getting on at all. They brawl to the ring enter the ring and eliminate each other before brawling to the back
14) There's a zybysko bodyslam, bit of strangling, a money shot, another stevie kick, a dropkick, a storm breaker, an attitude adjustment, a go 2 sleep, big rights, a piledriver and a clotheline from hell!!! Hulk takes it all and then hulks up and throws out Bobby Fish!! .... BROTHER!!
25) Naomi and Ludvig Borga are gone after a clothesline from hell sends Ludvig over and out.
26) The New Day take out the Bashams
13) Brock F5s Will Ospreay over the top. He then F5s Ricochet again just to be a dick.
29) Chris Jericho will not stand for his protege teaming with another wrestler/musician so he has Jake Hager beat the Honky Tonk Man backstage with his own guitar
7) and 20) Shamrock throws out Lewis and Stu Hart while Severn nods his approval
32) Keith Lee and Dominik Dijakovic are unable to attend due to the corona virus outbreak limiting transport options.
28) Brock is not amused by Orange Cassidy's offense so he throws him in the 5th row
30) Andre the Giant is in no mood for Dan Severn trying his mixed martial art skills and throws him out, which eliminates Shamrock as well.
27) Rock and Roman avenge thier losses to Brock Lesnar after a Sumerman punch, Rock Bottom, Spear and People's Elbow the throw The Beast out which disappoints Lenny Lane who had hoped to ride Brock's coattails to victory.
31) Mark Henry outpowers Hercules and gorilla presses him over the top, eliminating he and Paul Roma.
19) & 37) After Kenny Omega and Darby Allin eliminate Big E with a double dropkick an angry Xavier Woods challenges Omega to a round of Super Smash Brothers in the back. Kenny agrees and eliminates himself leaving Darby confused.
23) After beating the hell out of The Brooklyn Brawler Bradshaw sets to finish him off with the Clothesline from Hell but the Brawler slips and Bradshaw tumbles over the ropes much to Faarooq's horror
40) Unfortunatley Nigel Mcguinness and Austin Aries on entering run straught into a hulked up Hogan! Out they both go in a matter of seconds ... Brother!
21) Hanson and Kobashi team up to eliminate Kronos
36) The field takes care of Mark Henry and Walter
9) Big Match John stacks both Val Venis and Steven Richards on his shoulders and AA's them out
39) Stan Hansen is ready and gives Bruno Sammartino a big Lariat knocking him out of the match, which gets rid of Pedro Morales.
43) The Fiend has invaded the Hardy Compound and Matt is raising the defenses so suffice to say they won't be entering the Rumble
38) Malenko tosses out the brawler
41) Oh what a Rush! Hawk and Animal take out Stan Hansen and Kenta Kobashi
46) Booker T is shocked to find out that due to a clerical error he won't be teaming with his brother. Instead he teaming with former UWF wrestler Steve Ray. Once they hit the ring Booker hits his partner with an Scissors Kick, throws him out, does a Spinaroonie and walks out.
34) Furnas and Lafon get tossed out by the freshly entered Tanaka and Awesome.
33) Adam Cole "accidentally" Superkicks his own partner Tomasso Ciampa over the ropes
35) Roman Reigns & The Rock are fresh and eliminate 16) John Cena & CM Punk unfortunately this effort allows Andre the Giant to throw out Reigns and Rock afterwards.
44) Doink the Clown gets Awesome Bombed clear outta the ring! Dean Malenko adjust his wrist tape in disbelief.
47) The field joins together to eliminate the last ECW team, Mike Awesome and Tanaka.
50) As Road Dogg and Billy Gunn hit the ring Road Dogg just has to do his whole introduction spiel but it allows the Bulldogs to jump him and throw him out.
48) Cody and Dusty Rodes are gone after they both take Doomsday Devices.
49) Davey Boy Smith gorilla presses Thrasher and for once doesn't just slam him back in the ring, remembering to actually throw him out
42) The Road Warriors and the Bulldogs team up on Hulk & Andre but Andre fights off the assult and eliminates the Dynamite Kid.
12) Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant Are about to eliminate Hawk and Animal when Jake Roberts appears and chucks Damien in the ring, Andre eliminates himself in fear!!
45) Hawk and Animal
Eliminations:
3) Shawn Michaels refuses to attend as he is retired, but it doesn't matter as Steve Austin is busy discussing Expendables 4 with Stallone.
4) Horace Hogan and The Disciple are gone within seconds by the hands of the brothers of destruction.
8) Unfortunately for Roadblock, Tony Atlas isn't going to be Saba Simba anymore
11) Evil Uno & Stu Grayson miss their turn after Marko Stunt prank called them pretending to be The Exalted One and demanding that they bring him some KFC.
5) Reese is out to prove that he's a better giant than Andre but Andre takes him out with ease
1) The Brothers of Destruction can't compete with the Hulkster brother, these 24 inch pythons and all the little Hulkamaniacs throw them both out! ... Brother!!
15) As soon as they hit the ring Randy Orton hits his own partner Jeff Hardy with the RKO and throws him out. Why? No reason.
10) Peyton Royce and Billie Kay are both clobbered by the Bushwhacker battering ram and eliminated.
17) Bobby Fish can’t fry fish but he can fry dinosaurs. Out go Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy.
2) As the New Day throw their pancakes around Luke and Butch top them with sardines before eating them. Big E is so disgusted that he clotheslines them both out
6) Andre KOs Kassius Ohno and tosses him out.
22) Hornswoggle is immediately tossed out by Cena a Disappointed Punjabi Playboy sadly dances to the back
18) Stevie Kick to Kaval! That's it for him and his tag partner Michael McGillicutty.
24) There is a scuffle at the entrance way, Bruiser Brody and New Jack are not getting on at all. They brawl to the ring enter the ring and eliminate each other before brawling to the back
14) There's a zybysko bodyslam, bit of strangling, a money shot, another stevie kick, a dropkick, a storm breaker, an attitude adjustment, a go 2 sleep, big rights, a piledriver and a clotheline from hell!!! Hulk takes it all and then hulks up and throws out Bobby Fish!! .... BROTHER!!
25) Naomi and Ludvig Borga are gone after a clothesline from hell sends Ludvig over and out.
26) The New Day take out the Bashams
13) Brock F5s Will Ospreay over the top. He then F5s Ricochet again just to be a dick.
29) Chris Jericho will not stand for his protege teaming with another wrestler/musician so he has Jake Hager beat the Honky Tonk Man backstage with his own guitar
7) and 20) Shamrock throws out Lewis and Stu Hart while Severn nods his approval
32) Keith Lee and Dominik Dijakovic are unable to attend due to the corona virus outbreak limiting transport options.
28) Brock is not amused by Orange Cassidy's offense so he throws him in the 5th row
30) Andre the Giant is in no mood for Dan Severn trying his mixed martial art skills and throws him out, which eliminates Shamrock as well.
27) Rock and Roman avenge thier losses to Brock Lesnar after a Sumerman punch, Rock Bottom, Spear and People's Elbow the throw The Beast out which disappoints Lenny Lane who had hoped to ride Brock's coattails to victory.
31) Mark Henry outpowers Hercules and gorilla presses him over the top, eliminating he and Paul Roma.
19) & 37) After Kenny Omega and Darby Allin eliminate Big E with a double dropkick an angry Xavier Woods challenges Omega to a round of Super Smash Brothers in the back. Kenny agrees and eliminates himself leaving Darby confused.
23) After beating the hell out of The Brooklyn Brawler Bradshaw sets to finish him off with the Clothesline from Hell but the Brawler slips and Bradshaw tumbles over the ropes much to Faarooq's horror
40) Unfortunatley Nigel Mcguinness and Austin Aries on entering run straught into a hulked up Hogan! Out they both go in a matter of seconds ... Brother!
21) Hanson and Kobashi team up to eliminate Kronos
36) The field takes care of Mark Henry and Walter
9) Big Match John stacks both Val Venis and Steven Richards on his shoulders and AA's them out
39) Stan Hansen is ready and gives Bruno Sammartino a big Lariat knocking him out of the match, which gets rid of Pedro Morales.
43) The Fiend has invaded the Hardy Compound and Matt is raising the defenses so suffice to say they won't be entering the Rumble
38) Malenko tosses out the brawler
41) Oh what a Rush! Hawk and Animal take out Stan Hansen and Kenta Kobashi
46) Booker T is shocked to find out that due to a clerical error he won't be teaming with his brother. Instead he teaming with former UWF wrestler Steve Ray. Once they hit the ring Booker hits his partner with an Scissors Kick, throws him out, does a Spinaroonie and walks out.
34) Furnas and Lafon get tossed out by the freshly entered Tanaka and Awesome.
33) Adam Cole "accidentally" Superkicks his own partner Tomasso Ciampa over the ropes
35) Roman Reigns & The Rock are fresh and eliminate 16) John Cena & CM Punk unfortunately this effort allows Andre the Giant to throw out Reigns and Rock afterwards.
44) Doink the Clown gets Awesome Bombed clear outta the ring! Dean Malenko adjust his wrist tape in disbelief.
47) The field joins together to eliminate the last ECW team, Mike Awesome and Tanaka.
50) As Road Dogg and Billy Gunn hit the ring Road Dogg just has to do his whole introduction spiel but it allows the Bulldogs to jump him and throw him out.
48) Cody and Dusty Rodes are gone after they both take Doomsday Devices.
49) Davey Boy Smith gorilla presses Thrasher and for once doesn't just slam him back in the ring, remembering to actually throw him out
42) The Road Warriors and the Bulldogs team up on Hulk & Andre but Andre fights off the assult and eliminates the Dynamite Kid.
12) Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant Are about to eliminate Hawk and Animal when Jake Roberts appears and chucks Damien in the ring, Andre eliminates himself in fear!!