So Cain Valesquez came and went like a silent fart

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Showed up, stunk out the joint, disappeared.

I know he was at HQ recently, but there's still no news on him doing anything in sight.

Why'd we do this?

[realist]

I sure am glad that they made Kofi Kingston and his world title run look like a joke to set up Brock vs. Cain. Well worth it.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

He is injured

[Nr1Humanoid]

For an MMA musclehead I found him surprisingly interesting.

[KofiMania]

I think he had knee surgery.

[Wieners=$$$]

[héad.casé]

Mar 27, 2020 11:21:20 GMT -5 KofiMania said:

I think he had knee surgery.

Yeah he needed the surgery before WWE even signed him. Which makes me wonder why they couldn’t wait until his knee was fixed to debut him.

[Deleted]

At least his shocking debut led to, uh, ratings plummeting the next week and subsequent weeks until the show was forever stuck in 2.5 territory, while Brock f***ed off to Raw just to render the whole premiere especially pointless.

[Dub H]

The whole feud made Rey look like a wimp and a chump

[Cela]

Mar 27, 2020 12:11:46 GMT -5 héad.casé said:

Mar 27, 2020 11:21:20 GMT -5 KofiMania said:

I think he had knee surgery.

Yeah he needed the surgery before WWE even signed him. Which makes me wonder why they couldn’t wait until his knee was fixed to debut him.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

Long time UFC fan. Cain's injured knee is kind of a running joke, because he has really crappy training habits. We waited years for his knee to heal, and the week a fight was announced, good old Cain injured his knee again.

The only things constant in life are death, taxes, and Cain being injured.

[schizo]

Mar 27, 2020 12:14:56 GMT -5 Dub H said:

The whole feud made Rey look like a wimp and a chump

It did give us them gem!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zCXuAqGDc

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Mar 27, 2020 12:41:48 GMT -5 schizo said:

Mar 27, 2020 12:14:56 GMT -5 Dub H said:

The whole feud made Rey look like a wimp and a chump

It did give us them gem!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zCXuAqGDc

That was awesome. I was rooting for Brock the whole time they were feuding.

To be fair, while I didn't enjoy Cain's appearances, I have respect for him (reportedly) wanting to do lucha stuff instead of working a boring in ring style similar to Brock and Shayna's.

[Thunderbolt]

Mar 27, 2020 12:41:48 GMT -5 schizo said:

Mar 27, 2020 12:14:56 GMT -5 Dub H said:

The whole feud made Rey look like a wimp and a chump

It did give us them gem!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zCXuAqGDc

That was AMAZING

I've never seen that part til now. BROCK ATTACKED REY WITH A TRASH CAN WHILE REY WAS ON HIS KNEES PRAYING

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

All of this happened not long after I stopped watching and it was quite difficult not to laugh at while reading about it as a terrible way to use almost everybody involved.

And then Cain just disappeared. It's like... this is why satirising WWE is impossible. They satirise themselves.

[Gummydavidson]

Last I heard he confirmed he was going to enter the Royal Rumble then never did.

[Citizen Snips]

He has such an odd-looking body. Like, his legs are too short for his arms/torso.

[DSR]

I took about a month off from watching WWE because I was so bummed Kofi's title run ended so humiliatingly abruptly. Missed this whole thing.

[Mozenrath]

Mar 27, 2020 19:26:33 GMT -5 Citizen Snips said:

He has such an odd-looking body. Like, his legs are too short for his arms/torso.

John Cena disease.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Mar 27, 2020 12:41:48 GMT -5 schizo said:

Mar 27, 2020 12:14:56 GMT -5 Dub H said:

The whole feud made Rey look like a wimp and a chump

It did give us them gem!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8zCXuAqGDc

Seeing Rey get beat up is always so satisfying for me.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Mar 27, 2020 11:07:28 GMT -5 realist said:

I sure am glad that they made Kofi Kingston and his world title run look like a joke to set up Brock vs. Cain. Well worth it.

Still boggles my mind that people thought Kofi would be fine or recover after that debacle. Dude feels like his entire title run has been completely forgotten, and Kofimania was just a year ago, it's pathetic how much of an afterthought they really made him.