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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 28, 2020 15:58:44 GMT -5
1) Even if the hero effortlessly beats up 20 of your co-workers, you still think, "nah, I can take him".
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Mar 28, 2020 16:53:43 GMT -5
2.) only attack one at a time, no matter how much you outnumber the good guy/guys
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 29, 2020 16:34:29 GMT -5
3.) Take lessons on aiming a gun from Stormtroopers
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Post by schizo on Mar 29, 2020 16:41:58 GMT -5
4.) Even if you have guns, still try to beat up the hero in a fist fight
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 29, 2020 16:47:25 GMT -5
5.) Have no problem working for a villain, even though he might kill you for the slightest mistake
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,242
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Post by Gecko on Mar 29, 2020 16:48:33 GMT -5
6) Make sure to speak in a loud clear voice when reminding your colleague of crucial information that they may have forgotten.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Mar 29, 2020 16:51:14 GMT -5
7) No need to tell the boss his enemy has one of those...things.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,266
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 29, 2020 16:53:52 GMT -5
8) The more awesome looking your weapon, the less time you'll get to use it
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 29, 2020 19:10:57 GMT -5
9) Have one distinguishing, physical characteristic but no motive or development.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,883
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 29, 2020 19:27:44 GMT -5
10) Don't shoot the good guy. Put the gun away and go fist to fist to prove what a badass you are.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
Posts: 63,048 
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 29, 2020 19:38:30 GMT -5
2.) only attack one at a time, no matter how much you outnumber the good guy/guys -Addendum: this rule does not apply when fighting a giant or a Hercules type character, as you are expected to get thrown off no matter how many of you there are. |
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mystermystery
Dennis Stamp
Still in the White Hummer
Posts: 4,322
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Post by mystermystery on Mar 29, 2020 19:44:21 GMT -5
11.) Pay no attention to anything above you. If the hero is shooting at the ceiling, it's probably because he's a bad shot.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 29, 2020 21:26:24 GMT -5
12.) If you have the hero in a cell, if you peek in and don't see him, just go in alone and look. There's no way he's hiding.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 29, 2020 21:47:44 GMT -5
13. If you unload an entire magazine into the hero and it has no effect, simply reload and keep shooting. The bullets will work eventually.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 29, 2020 22:27:35 GMT -5
14. Anytime outsmarted during a chase sequence, you must utter a confused grunt noise.
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Post by bibboid on Mar 30, 2020 0:39:45 GMT -5
15. Learn how to properly tie someone to a chair. That way you will never have to check to make sure they are still tied up.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 30, 2020 4:12:09 GMT -5
16. Hair must be kept wet and slicked back at all times.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 30, 2020 6:43:27 GMT -5
17. If Arnie thinks you are funny and promises to kill you last... be prepared for the fact he might not be telling the truth
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 30, 2020 7:00:38 GMT -5
17. If Arnie thinks you are funny and promises to kill you last... be prepared for the fact he might not be telling the truth Also, you can expect to be killed by Arnold while he uses a corny pun. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 30, 2020 7:51:38 GMT -5
18. Be willing to get your ass kicked repeatedly by Batman because you work for the Joker. And the reason you decided to work for the Joker is because of...reasons? Not exactly sure what you get out if it.
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