Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 28, 2020 23:20:08 GMT -5
So, what wonders would we see if the Khan family randomly decided to put Dixie in charge of All Elite Wrestling?
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Laces
Bubba Ho-Tep
Munkus(Thirst)Trap
...they'll reunite one day...
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Post by Laces on Mar 29, 2020 0:15:54 GMT -5
I mean at least one illegitimate pregnancy angle...and Hogan would be champion
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Post by The Zombie Mod The on Mar 29, 2020 1:16:43 GMT -5
Vince russo to his family: "I got a new job!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2020 4:47:18 GMT -5
"Do the right thing, Cody!"
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markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on Mar 29, 2020 8:20:38 GMT -5
A lot of talent wouldnt get paid on time.
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 29, 2020 8:21:11 GMT -5
Britt Baker wins the AEW Women's Title in a Lockbox Challenge.
Bea Priestley does a striptease.
Jericho feuds with Tito Ortiz.
Brandi turns on Cody and hooks up with Sammy Guevara.
Adam Page's alcoholism gets out of control and has a segment where he gets a DUI from an "occifer".
Darby Allin turns heel after a losing streak.
Heel Marko Stunt wins a feud against Luchasaurus.
Broken Matt is the lone bright spot of the company.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 29, 2020 10:11:04 GMT -5
The future of AEW Kenny Omega!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 29, 2020 10:43:04 GMT -5
I am also like AWE CHAMPION *shuffles*
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 29, 2020 10:52:39 GMT -5
Hangman finally wins the big one and becomes the face of AEW despite having already won the world title four times.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Mar 29, 2020 11:12:48 GMT -5
The Dark Order would have all the belts. She bring in Russo and would have Lucha Bros and Luchasaurus unmask. Marko Stunt would also be world champion.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 29, 2020 17:51:44 GMT -5
The Dark Order would have all the belts. She bring in Russo and would have Lucha Bros and Luchasaurus unmask. Marko Stunt would also be world champion. They would make Jungle Boy be either a jobber or have him be in like a Luke Perry Jr gimmick
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Post by Cyno on Mar 29, 2020 17:58:37 GMT -5
All the ribs at WWE would become way more blatant and overt, with ten minute worked shoot promos for every new former WWE guy calling out the "Company Up North." Instead of being The Exalted One, Brodie Lee would be an idiot Abyss-esque lackey of say, Arn Anderson or Jake Roberts. Cody would also call out Triple H by name as "Paul."
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 29, 2020 19:15:45 GMT -5
DIXIE: Could we tone down all the naughty language? Instead of "Cowboy S-H-I-T" say, "Cowboy Shug."
PAGE: *spits whiskey*
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Post by thewaykokid on Mar 29, 2020 20:12:51 GMT -5
Mjf gets kidnapped buy a singing troupe.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2020 5:01:53 GMT -5
Mjf gets kidnapped buy a singing troupe. Now I kinda want to see this.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 30, 2020 16:41:04 GMT -5
Brodie will be renamed Vernon Kyle Macfarlane, and he'll talk in a really cackling and snarling voice. He'll constantly tell people they are fired, and strut down to the ring.
*knock off theme song plays.* ♫ You got no possibility of winning in heck! No possibility! ♫
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 30, 2020 17:59:43 GMT -5
Brodie will be renamed Vernon Kyle Macfarlane, and he'll talk in a really cackling and snarling voice. He'll constantly tell people they are fired, and strut down to the ring. *knock off theme song plays.* ♫ You got no possibility of winning in heck! No possibility! ♫
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Mar 30, 2020 19:01:41 GMT -5
Your First TNT Champion: Death Match Legend Dr.Luther
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
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Post by thehottag on Mar 31, 2020 7:06:55 GMT -5
Their Twitter would announce that Jimmy Havok has been signed to a new 5 year deal, every single week.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 7:38:22 GMT -5
Stoping hatin'
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