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Post by Sephiroth on May 3, 2020 17:05:34 GMT -5
I confess to binge watching his shows during self isolation. I think my favorite is the guy who served the steak on a roof tile. How about all of you?
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Post by Jaws the Shark on May 3, 2020 17:16:16 GMT -5
I'm a longtime fan of the original UK series of Kitchen Nightmares. I have a lot but the first one that sprung to mind was from a Kitchen Nightmares episode about a failing Italian restaurant: "The chicken's raw. Now, unfortunately I can't afford to f*** off and die right now, and I don't want to catch salmonella in f***ing Derby. So put that straight in the bin, I've been poisoned once before and it's not going to f***ing happen again."
The very first episode of Kitchen Nightmares is also a laugh a minute. My favourite moment was on reopening night, when the very inexperienced head chef started burning things and was told by Ramsay "you're cooking like an absolute twat, you know that?"
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 3, 2020 17:21:37 GMT -5
That time his daughter says some wise crack about him on camera so he gets revenge by trying to set up a date between her and some chefs son just to embarrass her.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 3, 2020 17:24:35 GMT -5
In the first episode of Kitchen Nightmares US, it’s in an Indian restaurant and they brought him some disgusting shit to eat, he then calls the chef and asks him to eat it instead, the chef then almost pukes.
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on May 3, 2020 17:34:57 GMT -5
That jackass who made a show of taking Ramsay to his farm, telling him everything was farm to table, was trained by the finest European chefs who just loved him, dumped “micro carrots” all over everything (they are served at the White House!!!!!).
I think it’s the Old Mill? It’s really a sight to be seen.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 3, 2020 18:04:33 GMT -5
This gem from season 2 of Hell's Kitchen:
"The scallops won't stick if you use a non stick pan, that's why it's f***ing called non stiiiiiiiiick!"
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on May 3, 2020 18:05:48 GMT -5
This gem from season 2 of Hell's Kitchen: "The scallops won't stick if you use a non stick pan, that's why it's f***ing called non stiiiiiiiiick!" It really is all in how he says non-stick. You spelled it right but you can’t convey how his voice cracks.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 3, 2020 18:21:30 GMT -5
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 3, 2020 18:28:15 GMT -5
My heart gets filled to the brim whenever he invites one of the top-10 finalists of MasterChef to train at one of his restaurants.
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Post by bibboid on May 3, 2020 19:45:31 GMT -5
I love watching Masterchef Junior, where a child breaks down in tears because of the pressure and Gordon is all sweet and kind and supportive...
...and then switching over to regular Masterchef where he screams obscenities into people's faces because they sliced the beef too thick.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 3, 2020 19:48:13 GMT -5
This is what I tend to think of.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 3, 2020 19:53:35 GMT -5
The Grilled Salad
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Post by Rave on May 3, 2020 20:12:17 GMT -5
Anything to do with Amy's Baking Company. That woman is insane.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 4, 2020 1:00:39 GMT -5
I love watching Masterchef Junior, where a child breaks down in tears because of the pressure and Gordon is all sweet and kind and supportive... ...and then switching over to regular Masterchef where he screams obscenities into people's faces because they sliced the beef too thick. eh... he's much more subdued on Masterchef in general... save for when he has them working on the line.. Hell's Kitchen is where most of his explosive blow ups are... (or on Kitchen Nightmares and that's usually more understandable becuase there it's like they are serving him rotten food...)
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 4, 2020 1:02:35 GMT -5
Anything to do with Amy's Baking Company. That woman is insane. Yeah, that was my first Kitchen Nightmares thought... because he realized flat out there was no way anything would change. Masterchef I think of the clip posted above... Hell's Kitchen just... "It's f***ING RAW!" and them him smashing a halibut
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on May 4, 2020 1:37:12 GMT -5
The contestant on Hell's Kitchen that had a monumental breakdown at elimination time, ripped his jacket off, then got in Ramsay's face saying "I ain't no b*tch!"
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 4, 2020 1:50:04 GMT -5
There was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen who was kind of off. He was screwing up during a service and Ramsey kicked him out, and one of Ramsey's staff went to talk to him. He told the guy that there's a lot of people who'd love to be in his shoes. The guy took his shoes off and walked out of the building.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 4, 2020 5:40:49 GMT -5
The contestant on Hell's Kitchen that had a monumental breakdown at elimination time, ripped his jacket off, then got in Ramsay's face saying "I ain't no b*tch!" What made it even odder was said contestant was in no way in danger of being eliminated as Ramsay considered him the MVP of the service. Guess he didn't like the experience and just wanted off the show any way he could.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on May 4, 2020 7:00:53 GMT -5
Either "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!?!?" or when he told that Sebastian guy "I've never believed in anyone as little as I believe in you".
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Post by Paul on May 4, 2020 7:15:08 GMT -5
Any time he's nice and kind to kids or disabled people. I want to see more of that, and less of him screaming.
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