J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on May 27, 2020 23:35:45 GMT -5
Under no circumstances is the woman allowed in my Cadillac car.
God this was a great show that I'm starting to rewatch on Hulu again. I mentioned this earlier that my dad had some passing resemblance to Hank Hill and damn sure had some Cotton Hill personality traits. He absolutely loved this show (and naturally compared me to Bobby).
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
Posts: 14,909
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Post by hassanchop on May 28, 2020 0:08:11 GMT -5
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Post by floundertime on May 28, 2020 3:34:48 GMT -5
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on May 28, 2020 8:19:37 GMT -5
Nancy: Hun, you want a beer? Dale & John Redcorn at the same time: Yes *Dale glares at Redcorn* Dale: ...how did he know I wanted a beer? That gag was awesome because there were levels to it. My favorite thing was Redcorn always pulling up with some kind of classic rock song about sex playing on his car stereo. It's a really simple gag that just never stopped being funny
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,789
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Post by Ben Wyatt on May 28, 2020 8:35:11 GMT -5
(Hank is grilling steaks)
Hank: Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium rare. Bobby:What if someone wants theirs well done? Hank: Then we ask them politely but firmly to leave
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Post by Kyle Butler on May 28, 2020 9:05:51 GMT -5
Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Member is Online
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 28, 2020 10:11:59 GMT -5
I killed fitty men!
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
Posts: 13,505
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Post by Malcolm on May 28, 2020 10:16:46 GMT -5
THATHERTON!
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,685
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Post by Rican on May 28, 2020 10:36:01 GMT -5
I AM THE MACK DADDY OF HEIMLICH COUNTY
(that's my favorite episode. Every minute is hysterical)
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 28, 2020 19:59:33 GMT -5
That joke confused me for years until I found out the joke was that he was conflating Weird Al with Dickie Goodman, which is like the most Hank Hill kind of confusion possible. Not sure if he’s still doing it, he didn’t on his Vanity tour, because it was a different kind of tour, but when I saw him on his White & Nerdy Tour, he’d play that clip during costume changes. as of his last tour he still played it.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 28, 2020 20:00:06 GMT -5
Not sure if he’s still doing it, he didn’t on his Vanity tour, because it was a different kind of tour, but when I saw him on his White & Nerdy Tour, he’d play that clip during costume changes. as of his last tour he still played it. Wish I saw Strings Attached.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,848
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Post by agent817 on May 28, 2020 21:07:42 GMT -5
This part always made me laugh.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on May 28, 2020 21:43:05 GMT -5
Peggy is the Nattie Neidhart of KOTH, in that every time she gets treated like garbage, I just laugh and laugh.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 76,182
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Post by Chiral on May 28, 2020 23:38:53 GMT -5
"Survival diary update: I have been drinking dewdrops found on the forest leaves, and I have been eating mushrooms and moss. Mostly mushrooms. My rabies has taken a turn for the worse. I am starting to hallucinate. When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes. I fear I am going mad!" *Dale's stick fort falls apart "Survival reminder: need hammer and nails." *Dale opens his tape recorder and sees it has no batteries "Also batteries for tape recorder." *Dale throws tape recorder, picks up pine cone "Also need new tape recorder."
This one doesn't work as well in text, when Hank's looking through his mail: "Bills...bills...bills...why do we keep getting Bill's mail!?"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 29, 2020 11:10:20 GMT -5
Bobby I for propane in my Urethra.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 29, 2020 11:18:54 GMT -5
"Are you gay?"
"What? No, I sell propane!"
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Venti
Unicron
Posts: 3,002
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Post by Venti on May 29, 2020 11:33:02 GMT -5
"Mr. Gribble, remove your hat."
"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold fringe flag. A flag with gilded edges is a flag of an admiralty court. An admiralty court signifies a naval court martial. I cannot be court martialed twice. That is all. Furthermore-
"Bailiff, gag him."
Oh, another one:
*steak falls on ground*
"Hm, doesn't taste like Buckley."
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,685
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Post by Rican on May 29, 2020 14:46:59 GMT -5
"The vandalism upon my house can only be described as a hate crime. Somebody hates me!"
"Let the record show somebody hates Mr. Gribble."
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 29, 2020 15:25:42 GMT -5
This is probably one of my favorite jokes on the show...
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
Posts: 17,333
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Post by BRV on May 29, 2020 15:55:46 GMT -5
"You brought charcoal into our house!"
"I didn't know what it was! Luanne asked me to hold it for her, I thought it was drugs!"
"There's soot under my boy's nails! You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel."
"You don't get the rich, smoky flavor, either."
"Shut your mouth. Now, we're going to sit here and pray."
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