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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on May 31, 2020 8:11:44 GMT -5
Tar, well, I tell ya if I wanna smell like a shingle, I go get my frisbee and my tanktop and my Captain EO out of the gutter.
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Post by Heart of fools gold on May 31, 2020 8:59:32 GMT -5
So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldn't eat it and magic ball land in lap. Naturally, me think, "All right! Free Egg!" because me stupid and me cave man. So me spent about 3 days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good, then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain! Magic dino-wheel rolled for 3 short distance before me eat it, the point is me get smarter. Soon, me walk upright. Me featherback dirty, matted hair into wings for style and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on May 31, 2020 9:25:59 GMT -5
Ignignokt: Emory and Ogiethorpe? *long silence* Err: HAHAHA HAAAAAAIIIIII Ignignokt: Were not invited is the end of that sentence! Err: DAMN STRAIGHT! Put a period on THAT! Ignignokt: Plutonions are teh suck
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Post by Heart of fools gold on May 31, 2020 9:37:19 GMT -5
No! Can you not see? She has a mohawk and a wheelchair! We are NOT getting sued! Where's the Universal Remonster? I want him to have a baby-T and a visor!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2020 9:54:39 GMT -5
Hi this is your friend...mister shake?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 31, 2020 10:47:23 GMT -5
Hand banana noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Heart of fools gold on May 31, 2020 13:48:56 GMT -5
Okay, time out here. Look, ever since my son was...never conceived since I've never had consensual sex without there being money involved, I've always thought of you as something that I could sorta...live next to...in accordance with state laws.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 31, 2020 19:20:31 GMT -5
“HE’S A VAMPIRE”
“Hmm, I’m not picking up any vampiritic activity. Besides, it’s the middle of the day, Shake.”
“I...he’s a REVERSE VAMPIRE! They CRAVE the daylight!”
“They do?”
“Oh yeah, they love it! They love to get tans!”
“Oh really? Where are they from?”
“Th-....well....TAN-SYLVANIA!”
“Uh-uh. NO WAY in the world, Shake, no way in HELL!”
“See the wheels? Those are the markings”
“Where do you get this stuff?!”
“BRING FORTH...THE HOLY WATER.”
“..,.,,”
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on May 31, 2020 19:41:24 GMT -5
"Okay you grounded? Good, now touch the red wire to the green wire."
"Okay, but what about Shake?"
*scoffs* "What about him?"
"That's what I said yo, ba-ba-boom!"
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Post by Heeltown, USA on May 31, 2020 20:39:27 GMT -5
YOU LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE’S A GOD!
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on May 31, 2020 21:11:50 GMT -5
"I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy."
"What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't find it, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep."
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on May 31, 2020 21:14:06 GMT -5
The answer... is *NSYNC!
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on May 31, 2020 22:49:46 GMT -5
"Gentlemen, behold! Corn!"
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jun 1, 2020 2:08:12 GMT -5
So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldn't eat it and magic ball land in lap. Naturally, me think, "All right! Free Egg!" because me stupid and me cave man. So me spent about 3 days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good, then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain! Magic dino-wheel rolled for 3 short distance before me eat it, the point is me get smarter. Soon, me walk upright. Me featherback dirty, matted hair into wings for style and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk. A ha ha ha. Sorry. Me get crazy when me no have cigarette.
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Powerline
ALF
I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky, with a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
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Post by Powerline on Jun 3, 2020 7:19:45 GMT -5
"It is I! The w-w-w-y-z-z-e-r-d.................d" "Wh-" "The Wwwyzzerd...." "Wh-" "D..." "..................wh-" "Dot com" "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!?"
Fun fact: It just links to the Aqua Teen page on the Adult Swim website now, but you used to be able to enter his name like a real URL into a web browser and you'd start getting the same popups that appear in the actual episode along with random quotes from the episode.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 3, 2020 9:48:14 GMT -5
THERE IS NO GORGATRON!
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Post by mike1287 on Jun 3, 2020 9:55:08 GMT -5
"It don't matter. None of this matters."
"You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there."
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Post by badkarma on Jun 3, 2020 16:24:38 GMT -5
“Are you the one telling me to beware? Because I’ll tell you where to be.”
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jul 3, 2020 19:32:49 GMT -5
"I told you, no phones! This is totally illegal what I am doing to you."
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jul 3, 2020 19:37:21 GMT -5
I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.
TONIGHT
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