Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 7, 2020 8:34:32 GMT -5
As somebody with a messed up eye and has to wait until Friday to see an optometrist, this thread is insult to injury.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jul 7, 2020 8:48:09 GMT -5
This is a new level of stupid from a company that has never been shy about pushing that envelope.
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Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jul 7, 2020 9:30:44 GMT -5
When viewership is down, Vince, you need as many eyes as you can get.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2020 9:36:50 GMT -5
I'm gonna assuming this is a cinematic type match and a way to get Rollins off TV while Becky is pregnant I kind of want this jesus character to be short term. He can resurrect himself later. I just don't want him to become repeating and boring again.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 7, 2020 10:09:38 GMT -5
clearly this is just a misspelling and it's actually an "Aye for an Aye" match where both seth and rey wear pirate inspired ring gear for the match which will be under "I quit" rules except instead of saying "I quit" when the ref (special guest ref Kairi Sane) ask if you've had enough, the person must be forced to say "Aye" in order to end the match and is then made to walk the plank off the stage into a pile of cardboard boxes, I mean very expensive and damaging equipment crates to write them off screen for however long they plan to be away for.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 7, 2020 10:11:39 GMT -5
I hope there's buckets of fake blood and Rey rips the eye out with his teeth. Then when Seth returns in a couple months with zero eye damage they ask him about it once and he says "I got better."
It's never mentioned again.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jul 7, 2020 10:53:21 GMT -5
According to Pro Wrestling Sheet, you win the match by physically extracting the other person's eye out. This is a little too much for me, even for wrestling.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jul 7, 2020 10:54:13 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 7, 2020 10:54:47 GMT -5
What the hell is this going to be? Are we getting a Monday Night Missin-eye-ah? Are is Seth gong to turn Rey Mysterio into Ciclope? Are you going to the mall, later? That’s what I’m asking. Either this will be total You Know, For Kids! with a cinematic touch of course. Or it'll be the biggest letdown since Kane promised to set himself on fire if he lost to Austin.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 7, 2020 10:55:54 GMT -5
I'm gonna assuming this is a cinematic type match and a way to get Rollins off TV while Becky is pregnant I kind of want this jesus character to be short term. He can resurrect himself later. I just don't want him to become repeating and boring again. Wait a minute... Assuming Seth loses an eye in this battle. Near death, a voice tells him to "Evolve or die". Rollins is resurrected, only with more spider powers.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 7, 2020 10:59:57 GMT -5
I thought WWE didn't do blood and guts
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 7, 2020 11:00:41 GMT -5
This is the cinematic match of the night? And it ends with Rey whacking Seth in the face, fake blood oozing everywhere and Seth Rollins yelling "My eye! Lawler, you son of a bitch, my eye!" Seth: Rey Mysterio is a son of a jackass....and a lover of chickens.
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Post by eJm on Jul 7, 2020 11:01:00 GMT -5
...couldn’t you just do a Street Fight or Last Man Standing or something?
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Post by BRAINFADE on Jul 7, 2020 11:03:49 GMT -5
This company is a f***ing joke.
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Jul 7, 2020 11:03:57 GMT -5
The ending of the match was already leaked. I am really surprised that they went with that kind of eye for the match ending...
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Post by jagilki on Jul 7, 2020 11:06:23 GMT -5
Thank god, Seth didn't break Reys ass.
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Post by berlynwright on Jul 7, 2020 11:10:11 GMT -5
Seth 'Snake Plissken' Rollins
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 7, 2020 11:11:53 GMT -5
Is Carl Styles still around? We need him as the special ref.
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Post by koreycaskets on Jul 7, 2020 11:15:46 GMT -5
This is Fu*#ing dumb lolll
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 7, 2020 11:30:25 GMT -5
I kind of want this jesus character to be short term. He can resurrect himself later. I just don't want him to become repeating and boring again. Wait a minute... Assuming Seth loses an eye in this battle. Near death, a voice tells him to "Evolve or die". Rollins is resurrected, only with more spider powers. Then it somehow leads to Devil Puppet Vince retconning away Seth and Becky’s marriage to save Seth’s aunt.
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