Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 7, 2020 14:15:28 GMT -5
What's Haku doing in Rey Mysterio's corner? Looking confused? It's eye-for-an-eye, not nose-for-an-eye.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 7, 2020 14:50:44 GMT -5
I have a picture that would illustrate what this would look like as a shoot...buuut I’ll keep that to myself for decorum purpose 😉
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ayumidah
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Post by ayumidah on Jul 7, 2020 14:52:58 GMT -5
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jul 7, 2020 15:09:42 GMT -5
I feel like they're coming up with these matches as pranks lately. Ok Randy and Edge you're gonna have the greatest wrestling match ever. Oh hey Seth btw Rey is gonna gouge your eye out next week. That cool? Cool. See you on Sunday!
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Post by schizo on Jul 7, 2020 15:14:16 GMT -5
Iam really looking forward to what trainwrek this could possibly be!
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 7, 2020 15:16:14 GMT -5
Whoever wins gets a Clint Howard Eye Scream Man gimmick, complete with coming to the ring in an ice cream truck.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 7, 2020 15:18:09 GMT -5
I feel like they're coming up with these matches as pranks lately. Ok Randy and Edge you're gonna have the greatest wrestling match ever. Oh hey Seth btw Rey is gonna gouge your eye out next week. That cool? Cool. See you on Sunday! Who knew that Pandora’s Box and the hypothetical box that one is supposed to think outside of was the very same box?
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Post by schizo on Jul 7, 2020 15:20:08 GMT -5
I hope the loser acts like daryl Hannah when she lost her eye from Kill Bill 2, including a shot of the winner sqwishing the eye Do it vince!
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Post by Kalmia on Jul 7, 2020 15:20:57 GMT -5
If they're really going to do this, then they need to go all in. Have the eye gouged out by the fingertips with blood gushing everywhere. Or have it stabbed out with a pen, like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man. Go full Itchy and Scratchy on it with OTT cartoon violence.
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 7, 2020 15:39:25 GMT -5
I can't think of any promotion that has done a more preposterous stipulation. WCW had the Chamber of Horrors. That's the one where you strap your opponent into a electric chair and flip the switch.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 7, 2020 15:52:39 GMT -5
What's Haku doing in Rey Mysterio's corner? Looking confused? It's eye-for-an-eye, not nose-for-an-eye. He ripped Jimmy Jack Funk's eye out in a bar.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jul 7, 2020 16:11:58 GMT -5
Should be a Texas Death Mask match instead
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Post by honsou on Jul 7, 2020 16:26:20 GMT -5
I can't think of any promotion that has done a more preposterous stipulation. WCW had the Chamber of Horrors. That's the one where you strap your opponent into a electric chair and flip the switch. Honestly that's just more silly, especially since you could always write that off as "well its not as strong as the electric chairs that kill you". In this instance someone is losing a god damn body part. As someone who watches DDT on a regular basis I've seen all sorts of crazy stuff. A match where if someone loses they have to get married, A match where if they lose fireworks go off in a guy's butt, the match where Kota Ibushi has to evict various people from an abandoned building. But because its basically impossible to do this sort of match unless its prerecorded it just takes the cake for me
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Post by prettynami on Jul 7, 2020 17:22:07 GMT -5
I think this is an amazing idea. *nods*
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Post by FinalGwen on Jul 7, 2020 17:52:55 GMT -5
Anyone else read Mick Foley's book Tietam Brown? Because I'm now flashing back to one of the many, many unpleasant moments described within.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 7, 2020 17:57:22 GMT -5
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 7, 2020 18:00:42 GMT -5
Whoever wins gets a Clint Howard Eye Scream Man gimmick, complete with coming to the ring in an ice cream truck. Seth: Wow, you guys gotta try this
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 7, 2020 18:34:26 GMT -5
I'm gonna assuming this is a cinematic type match and a way to get Rollins off TV while Becky is pregnant I doubt it. It'll end with Rollins winning and this somehow leads to Dominick making his WWE match debut in order to get revenge because this godawful storyline has to keep getting dragged out past the point of anyone except Vince caring.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 7, 2020 20:05:41 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 7, 2020 20:09:23 GMT -5
Seth hands Rey some paperwork proving that he legally changed Rey’s name to Rey Mystero and wins the match.
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