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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2020 13:23:54 GMT -5
WWE has been the king of doing “who asked for this?” matches lately.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jul 8, 2020 13:43:55 GMT -5
Seth probably just wants to wear an eye patch now
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Post by Bobeddy on Jul 8, 2020 14:32:07 GMT -5
I sorta feel like they can never do an Unsanctioned Match ever again now that they've officially sanctioned the legal removal of somebody's organ.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2020 14:38:20 GMT -5
Seth probably just wants to wear an eye patch now That is gonna rule, I hope he keeps wearing it til he retires. Would add a crazy segment to his career. And profit the heck out of the patches!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2020 14:43:57 GMT -5
Michael Cole / Seth Rollins is suffering from retinal detachment... and anal bleeding.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 8, 2020 15:07:49 GMT -5
all I can think of is like in Shazam, how they took out Sivana's eye I’m thinking Fish and/or Bunderslaw in Gotham.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 8, 2020 15:10:32 GMT -5
Seth probably just wants to wear an eye patch now Tired of Moxley taking food off his table, Rollins vows to one-up him.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 8, 2020 15:13:20 GMT -5
Seth losing an eye and playing the douche lordly martyr for the rest of time seems like a fantastic direction of his character.
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Post by thehottag on Jul 8, 2020 15:15:14 GMT -5
No near falls. No submissions. How is this going to be a good match? Why would you even bother doing wrestling moves if the only way to win is by gouging out an eyeball?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2020 15:21:48 GMT -5
No near falls. No submissions. How is this going to be a good match? Why would you even bother doing wrestling moves if the only way to win is by gouging out an eyeball? You have to tire out the fish til it lets you gough its eyes out.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 8, 2020 15:26:24 GMT -5
No near falls. No submissions. How is this going to be a good match? Why would you even bother doing wrestling moves if the only way to win is by gouging out an eyeball? You have to tire out the fish til it lets you gough its eyes out. It’ll be like a Last Man Standing, but instead of 8 second breaks for a ref counting, it will be constant 8 seconds breaks for guys trying to dig another’s eye out.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2020 15:29:22 GMT -5
WWE should grab couple A to B level celebs to play roles in these amazing matches. WWE could sign Danny Trejo and produce Machete Kills in Space, The Alpha Entertainment Edition.
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 8, 2020 23:28:24 GMT -5
the feed will "cut out" right before the eye is "removed".
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Post by Facetious on Jul 9, 2020 0:46:48 GMT -5
the feed will "cut out" right before the eye is "removed". They won't need to with Dunn's camera cut fetish.
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Post by genericusername on Jul 9, 2020 5:12:24 GMT -5
During an appearance on WWE's The Bump, Dolph Ziggler teased a unique stipulation for his WWE Title match against Drew McIntyre at Extreme Rules: “Just know, if I can get this through and cleared by WWE, it will be something never been done before and I will be taking full advantage because it’s something... I would be stupid to pick a normal match that we’ve seen before.” we already have an eye for an eye match, what nonsense is this guy going to think up? Timed explosion barbwire match.
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Post by ayumidah on Jul 9, 2020 10:21:00 GMT -5
During an appearance on WWE's The Bump, Dolph Ziggler teased a unique stipulation for his WWE Title match against Drew McIntyre at Extreme Rules: “Just know, if I can get this through and cleared by WWE, it will be something never been done before and I will be taking full advantage because it’s something... I would be stupid to pick a normal match that we’ve seen before.” we already have an eye for an eye match, what nonsense is this guy going to think up? Timed explosion barbwire match. oh so he's been playing Wrestling Revolution then?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jul 10, 2020 5:04:23 GMT -5
Ya know, a tooth for a tooth match would be easier. Get some pliers, get one of them to have a fake tooth sitting around their mouth hole. Get the pliers put it in the maw of the wrestler. Bam, they fish out the fake tooth with some dramatic pliers and tooth pulling action, and you can go on forward acting like someone actually got a tooth pulled out.
Plus, few people like going to the dentist. Getting a tooth pulled out by force will provide sympathy for the one who got their tooth pulled out by force.
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 10, 2020 6:33:27 GMT -5
Rey wins via the ol' Memphis Fireball to Seth's face. Or they could do the Heenan/Bob Armstrong deal with a cigar to the eye.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Jul 10, 2020 10:33:47 GMT -5
So, according to the WON the plan is to have the eye being gouged out simulated by CGI.
I can't envision this being anything but unfathomably shit.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jul 10, 2020 10:57:38 GMT -5
So, according to the WON the plan is to have the eye being gouged out simulated by CGI. I can't envision this being anything but unfathomably shit. Oh for f***'s sake.
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