Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jul 15, 2020 19:18:31 GMT -5
I know Tera comes from Carmen Electra, but what about the others? Britney Spears first kid is Jayden James. Famed from the Federline era. Elsa from Frozen. Which Siri came first?
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Jul 15, 2020 22:31:47 GMT -5
I have to say that worked out better for them. Hannah Montana rolls off the tongue a lot easier than Alexis Texas.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 15, 2020 23:10:36 GMT -5
Britney Spears first kid is Jayden James. Famed from the Federline era. Elsa from Frozen. Which Siri came first? The digital assistant by a year.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jul 16, 2020 2:41:00 GMT -5
Mrs Delaware!
Er....good for her.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 16, 2020 6:18:19 GMT -5
How have we got this far without Jane Maine?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2020 6:51:17 GMT -5
No Tallulah Wyoming mentioned? Pfeh. You're slipping, FAN... I want to see a porn star dressed as April O'Neil but I don't know if I could handle it. I may wind up locked in a room for a week. It's... certainly an experience. *ahem* Is this a reply referring to a possibly sex scene with 4 guys dressed up as the turtles? Because let's just put it all on the table here - I don't know that this happened, but I'm certain this happened. (wait......getting vague recollection of a Cinema Snob ep about this as a porn parody so yeah, this happened.)
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 16, 2020 7:01:14 GMT -5
I can't believe none of you have mentioned Sean Michaels yet.
... Also I can't believe noone tried to book him for a scene with Chyna.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 16, 2020 11:44:15 GMT -5
No Tallulah Wyoming mentioned? Pfeh. You're slipping, FAN... It's... certainly an experience. *ahem* Is this a reply referring to a possibly sex scene with 4 guys dressed up as the turtles? Because let's just put it all on the table here - I don't know that this happened, but I'm certain this happened. (wait......getting vague recollection of a Cinema Snob ep about this as a porn parody so yeah, this happened.)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2020 11:57:49 GMT -5
Okay, that's fantastic. That looks way better than any of the actual movies. Whatte heck.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 16, 2020 16:01:23 GMT -5
Still less horrifying than the Michael Bay Turtles and the musical tour.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 17, 2020 11:29:34 GMT -5
Somewhere in a parallel universe, there is a porn star named Hannah Montana and one of Disney’s all-time biggest shows is called Alexis Texas.
I like to imagine in that universe That’s So Raven is about Raven the wrestler.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 17, 2020 12:20:25 GMT -5
Somewhere in a parallel universe, there is a porn star named Hannah Montana and one of Disney’s all-time biggest shows is called Alexis Texas. I like to imagine in that universe That’s So Raven is about Raven the wrestler.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2020 13:34:05 GMT -5
No Tallulah Wyoming mentioned? Pfeh. You're slipping, FAN... Is this a reply referring to a possibly sex scene with 4 guys dressed up as the turtles? Because let's just put it all on the table here - I don't know that this happened, but I'm certain this happened. (wait......getting vague recollection of a Cinema Snob ep about this as a porn parody so yeah, this happened.) I do think April O'Neil the porn star looks freaking hot in character. I don't want to actually see her get f***ed by the Turtles though. Everything about this is hilarious though. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Sphincter, The Spreader, The Footjob Clan. This shit is seriously comedic genius. Props to them for not just half assing it and calling it "This Ain't Ninja Turtles" or "Ninja Turtles: An XXX Parody" like most lazy ass porn parodies these days.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 17, 2020 13:37:01 GMT -5
I do think April O'Neil the porn star looks freaking hot in character. I don't want to actually see her get f***ed by the Turtles though. Everything about this is hilarious though. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Sphincter, The Spreader, The Footjob Clan. This shit is seriously comedic genius. Props to them for not just half assing it and calling it "This Ain't Ninja Turtles" or "Ninja Turtles: An XXX Parody" like most lazy ass porn parodies these days. I said it before, I'll say it again, no Karai porn = no sale.
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Post by Display Name on Jul 17, 2020 13:42:12 GMT -5
I do think April O'Neil the porn star looks freaking hot in character. I don't want to actually see her get f***ed by the Turtles though. Everything about this is hilarious though. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Sphincter, The Spreader, The Footjob Clan. This shit is seriously comedic genius. Props to them for not just half assing it and calling it "This Ain't Ninja Turtles" or "Ninja Turtles: An XXX Parody" like most lazy ass porn parodies these days. Wait until you see the ooze bukakke scene with April and all four turtles.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2020 13:49:59 GMT -5
I do think April O'Neil the porn star looks freaking hot in character. I don't want to actually see her get f***ed by the Turtles though. Everything about this is hilarious though. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Master Sphincter, The Spreader, The Footjob Clan. This shit is seriously comedic genius. Props to them for not just half assing it and calling it "This Ain't Ninja Turtles" or "Ninja Turtles: An XXX Parody" like most lazy ass porn parodies these days. How long was this movie again? Fast forwarded those 30 minutes. If that's all that there is, it's kind of a letdown. Turtles sloppily just comes in for the last seconds to show their fake penises. Masterpiece in art form, but I'd have had at least one turtle scene. Preferably with cheese pizza!
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