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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 5, 2020 11:20:11 GMT -5
Is the lady in that picture still alive?
I hope so/she has people around her, WTF at THAT story transitioning into talking about her
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 11:24:55 GMT -5
Marty needs to call the DDP Yoga Hotline YESTERDAY.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 11:32:28 GMT -5
This definitely checks out as a Marty Jannetty story.
I hope the woman he’s talking about is okay.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 5, 2020 11:33:01 GMT -5
DETECTIVE SPAULDO: Marty, you don't seem like the magic type, so what did you mean when you wrote, "That was the very first time I made a man disappear?" And then that Coward Jannetty would dive out of the Police station window to make his getaway
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Post by mauled on Aug 5, 2020 11:47:32 GMT -5
I guess Marty is trying to join those in ring greats Chris Benoit and Jimmy Snuka 😕🙈
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Post by 111111 on Aug 5, 2020 12:01:41 GMT -5
I just saw Marty Janetty was trending in the UK and thought the only way that’s happening is if he’s dead, turns out he’s full of surprises.
I’m going to chalk this down as probably not being true. He’s known to embellish the truth a bit with his stories.
I mean re reading it he says he didn’t tell his brother about this guy because he’d of killed him, but then Marty implies that he kills him, how could his brother kill someone who is already dead?
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Post by chrom on Aug 5, 2020 12:02:09 GMT -5
Marty needs to call the DDP Yoga Hotline YESTERDAY. He's like Sunny, he won't get help because he thinks he doesn't have a problem
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Post by mauled on Aug 5, 2020 12:03:55 GMT -5
Have the police said if they're gonna investigate ?
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 5, 2020 12:10:42 GMT -5
Absolutely no one: Marty Jannetty:
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 5, 2020 12:29:31 GMT -5
Let's see, we got racism, homophobia, casually admitting to murder, casually threatening domestic violence; did I miss anything. Talk about a trainwreck already in progress. It's missing the pic of some random 20 year old he claims to be schtupping whose definitely never heard of him.
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Post by camphor #BLM on Aug 5, 2020 12:32:49 GMT -5
Here's Dr. Phil summing up my reaction to this. [dr phil gif]
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 5, 2020 12:39:13 GMT -5
Marty needs to call the DDP Yoga Hotline YESTERDAY. I don't think just getting off drugs is going to cure what ails Marty.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 12:49:07 GMT -5
Marty needs to call the DDP Yoga Hotline YESTERDAY. If DDP could fix Marty, he needs a hall of fame induction, a Nobel prize, a Presidential Medal of Freedom, and canonization by the Catholic church. Marty is Marty. You have to assume everything he says is a lie. He makes up things to get attention because he can't let go of the attention he got 30 years ago. Shawn gets a lot of heat (and deservedly so) for being a shithead in the 90's, but he's Mr. Reliability compared to Marty.
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Post by Viking Hall on Aug 5, 2020 12:56:21 GMT -5
Yeah, this definitely happened. Just like he was definitely knocking off that teenager who'd never heard of him, or the girl that was definitely his daughter that wasn't, or the photo where had about 10 grands worth of Cocaine all over him. All definitely real.
Can't we just accept that Marty Jannetty is a sad and lonely middle aged man, who posts stuff on Facebook in an attempt to make his boring life sound more cool and exciting?
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Post by 111111 on Aug 5, 2020 13:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by Chiral on Aug 5, 2020 13:29:02 GMT -5
Marty:
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 5, 2020 13:51:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 13:55:38 GMT -5
Man, this is wild. I'm surprised the police acted on it quickly.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 5, 2020 14:06:45 GMT -5
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