Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Aug 6, 2020 13:20:32 GMT -5
Used to be my favorite wrestler as a kid. Then ten years later he tried to hit on my then-gf on MySpace. He just keeps disappointing me.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 6, 2020 14:19:51 GMT -5
By "a man" I presume he means "a pile of cocaine" Sir, please never change.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,955
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Post by chazraps on Aug 6, 2020 14:23:07 GMT -5
By "a man" I presume he means "a pile of cocaine" I love you and I love this place.
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y4j1981
Dennis Stamp
Rowsdower
Posts: 4,638
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Post by y4j1981 on Aug 6, 2020 16:06:24 GMT -5
Marty speaks more on it:
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 6, 2020 16:25:42 GMT -5
I know some of his claims have been comical, but this guy needs help if he's making this sort is shit up.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 6, 2020 16:45:49 GMT -5
That guy dove in the river to escape! What an act of cowardism!"
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 6, 2020 17:22:02 GMT -5
Marty should have done prison time if half the things he says in his 'fun' stories are true.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 6, 2020 18:30:00 GMT -5
Oh man, this thread must be about another goofy Marty story, let me read this ~one minute later~
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,281
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 6, 2020 18:33:27 GMT -5
So a 13 year old Marty Jannety apparently had Heisenberg level skills of disposing of a dead body. Considering in his best years he was even dumber than an actual 13 year old..yeahhh.
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
The Fun One At Parties
Posts: 9,747
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Post by 4TheGlory on Aug 6, 2020 18:35:53 GMT -5
Marty says a lot of things
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Aug 6, 2020 18:41:18 GMT -5
.......... yikes
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Aug 6, 2020 19:03:31 GMT -5
Now I know who Peter and Lois are gonna be for Halloween this year.
Lois: I'm Marty Jannetty.
Peter: And I'm the guy he killed.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 6, 2020 19:05:19 GMT -5
Good grief, that was certainly quite a listen. Marty was incriminating himself like this was a VladTv interview.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 6, 2020 19:36:05 GMT -5
So a 13 year old Marty Jannety apparently had Heisenberg level skills of disposing of a dead body. Considering in his best years he was even dumber than an actual 13 year old..yeahhh. I was thinking that earlier, but What if Marty is a Savant when comes to Murder (and Wrestling)?
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Aug 6, 2020 19:56:54 GMT -5
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camphor #BLM
Don Corleone
It's Skull-Sorcerer vs Super Sorcerer in a legendary LEG BAT battle!
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Post by camphor #BLM on Aug 6, 2020 20:09:00 GMT -5
Sir, please never change. (the Marty Pile of Cocaine picture again) I love you and I love this place.
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Aug 6, 2020 20:09:12 GMT -5
Decades of hard drugs and hard drinking +Mental health issues= not a good combo
The story doesn't seem believable,could just be him at one point hearing a 2nd hand story of someone getting away with murder and mixed it up with one of his own memories.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 6, 2020 20:14:03 GMT -5
I think the scary thing about all of this is that Marty said this was the "first" time he made someone disappear.
If that's the case, there's more than one person he has killed.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2020 20:15:03 GMT -5
I haven't read these yet, just noticed. I remember he was in the mood about week ago on Facebook. Hopefully nothing jail worthy!
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Aug 6, 2020 20:21:36 GMT -5
Oh man, this thread must be about another goofy Marty story, let me read this ~one minute later~ I love that .gif
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